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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:26 pm 
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HAHAHAHAHa

Of course my answer will be no this is not my first time in CR. Yes, I am looking for company. $70


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:12 pm 
Masters Degree in Mongering!

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sign language works fine ...look a there tits and ass and say "Vamos "pronounced VAH-Mows .it means" lets go"....dont forget negotiations .. ochenta no mas and make a serious face ...its 80 dollars and no more! if you really like her ,, the word you need to avoid is "see- n " cien... it means your paying $100 dollars for a $25 piece of ass. Goodluck wrap that soldier tight ,eat cialis and drink lots of cheep beer . You will be fooled and taken atleast once in a small way ,a tiny lie or thievery its impossible to avoid but you will learn my friend . pura Vida


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:29 am 
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Chicas lie? Lol

During the session her cellphone may ring. You wil hear her speak briefly in rapid fire spanish and then announce to you "mi bebe es enfermo tengo que ir"

Just a tiny lie LOL.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:10 am 
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I don't speak polish can I have a good time in Canada? :D Download Pimsleur :!:

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:14 pm 
Masters Degree in Mongering!
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JerseyGringo wrote:
sign language works fine ...look a there tits and ass and say "Vamos "pronounced VAH-Mows .it means" lets go"....dont forget negotiations .. ochenta no mas and make a serious face ...its 80 dollars and no more! if you really like her ,, the word you need to avoid is "see- n " cien... it means your paying $100 dollars for a $25 piece of ass. Goodluck wrap that soldier tight ,eat cialis and drink lots of cheep beer . You will be fooled and taken atleast once in a small way ,a tiny lie or thievery its impossible to avoid but you will learn my friend . pura Vida


Well, that is good advice if all you are doing is mongering. Especially if you are on the budget plan and only want to get down with pros. Speaking the language will get you so much further and most likely a much better session with a girl because you aren't taping your four $20 bills to your head and pointing at her. lol......

It will always benefit you to at least be able to make a little small talk with the girls also because you can dig a little to see if she has the right attitude. Again, that is if you are tryin for more than the typical in and out. Just don't be blinded by the BS and take everyone's opinion and then form your own. Again, this is just my humble opinion........

the DR

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:02 pm 
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Lots of good advise here. I think knowing French is a great plus. You should be able to pick up Spanish, Italian or Portugese.
The most important think to do is make sure you do your negotiations in Dollars or Colonies and she knows which CURRENCY you are negotiating in.
Save both of you a lot of GRIEF.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:48 pm 
As a Canadian, I was offended repeatedly in CR as being branded as an American or gringo! :lol:

I learned that to a tico or tica, I was not a gringo, only Americans are. That gave me a laff.

I am pro american dont get me wrong, but you Americans certainly got CR all locked up pretty much.

I had a greeeeeaaaaaaat time nonetheless.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:47 pm 
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Location: NFM--Geezers, cowpokes and the working poor--yeeha!
Here's what a popular source says about "Gringo"--the Mexican War reference is clearly mistaken:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 437AAl29su

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