Hank wrote:
I remember the old TSM discount of $45 a night with no chica fee and a very nice breakfast sitting outside looking at all the chicas walking by on their way to work. My last stay at PRESIDENTE, The doorman made me buy my chica a pair of jeans to allow entry because her blue jean dress was just above her knees.

I brought a puta there one night, my one time unfortunate stay there, I was going upstairs to get a pair of my sweat pants she could wear since she had a short skirt, the little runt at the door told me she had to wear her own clothes, I said who cares as long as she met their requirements.
He got the night manager involved and both stood their ground, it was too late, all the stores were closed. Both these little barking chihuahuas weighed about 130 lbs each and were maybe 5'4''. I am 6'0", 220 lbs, normally a mild mannered puddy tat, but I was drunk (once a year if that) and wanted this gorgeous little hottie and they promised me no nonsense like this when I made the reservation...
The situation evolved into an angry shouting match and I'm one of those reserved mild mannered types that when I finally do blow, I blow big...I terrified these little guys but they held their ground, gotta give them credit for guts, I was in their faces and you could hear the expletives flying from my mouth in Escazu...
Finally gave up and took her to that stink hole around the corner for $10 an hour or whatever it is.
I've written terrible reviews on them on every travel site I could find. I once said I'd sleep in Morazon Park on a concrete bench face down before I stay there again...