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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:15 pm 
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Sounds like they could have used me, FireDude and all the other Bomberdos' on here.....my heart sank....you really got me NF....


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Its very smoky here and they set up triage for the melted silicone. somehow we are getting by most of the activity moved to Key Largo.

First El Papa and now this how much more must we take?


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Hilarious n.f. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:24 pm 
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The Costa Rican Government has issued a press release for the arrest and conviction of the individual who posted on a U.S. Internet site the false information of a fire at the Hotel Delrey in downtown San Jose. This individual used the A.M. Tica Times name falsely as the reporting news agency. This individual goes by the screen name of Nucknfuts on the internet site costaricaticas.com. Officials hope to make an arrest soon as cancellations at the Landmark Hotel Delrey are up 80%. The local tica girls are so worried they may have to go to Jaco Beach to earn there gringo money. The casino is empty as everyone has heard about this tragic event without first checking with the hotel. Revenge is a dish best served cold Nucknfuts, Hope you enjoy my APRIL FOOLS. Your name should be F**kn'nuts for scaring the SH*T out of all of us. Happy April Fools. Can't wait till Halloween.


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good one!!

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I wonder if they will ever find out the cause of the blaze. I hate to be a skeptic, but the first thing that came to my mind was Arson. I just hope that nobody was killed or seriously injured. You read about these fires every year happening in somewhere like Malaysia, The Phillipines etc...
But this one hits close to home. Ground Zero ( DR) now is really ground zero.


[[color=blue]This should also be a reminder to all of us when we travel abroad. Do a visual scan for all exits, when entering a hotel ( especially one with many stories), or a nightclub ( disco).I have been doing this out of habit, Since I was scared shitless in the 1989 earthquake in San Francisco. I was in the Transamerica Tower at the time of the quake. Take the extra minute to figure out how to get out. The A.M. Costarica report pasted by my crossdressing friend Nuckinfucks, indicated the whole block was taken out.

Is the Key Largo still functional??. My guess is the the Key Largo may stay open all day and night, in lieu of the Del rey fire.

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I am sure there was a smoking codom that was the source of the blaze!!

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Now that was truly cold. I'm sitting here at home anxiously planning my trip in May and run across this post. You got me good.

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I concour, Post of the month, as so many of us were faked out.......and fucknnuts is cool!!


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Thanks guy's,
a little premature.
There is a whole lot of month left and always's a lot of great posts,
and I'm not sure this kind of post is "report of the month worthy"
Although it was a "whole lot-O-fun !!!

Indubitably, Nucknfuts

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I will not delete this as it was funny but I will clarify it as a Joke at this point!

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DEL REY STRUGGLES THROUGH FIRE. VOWS TO RE-BUILD.
San Jose, Costa Rica (Reuters)

[b]As the ongoing cleanup continued of the historic Hotel Del Rey, destroyed by fire on April, 1, 2005, life in the Barrio Amon barrio continues on, though altered by the events of April 1, 2005.

The Fire, for which arson has not been ruled out as a cause, is still under investigation. The fire which could be seen for kilometers, destroyed the historic hotel, and caused severe damage to adjacent buildings and structures. Despite the intensity of the fire, lack of trained firemen, lack of water pressure and chaos, nobody was killed in this incident, however 79 people were injured, with 13 of them still hospitalized with various injuries. The injuries were mainly groin burns, deep gashes, bruises and broken bones. Two of the victims are still hospitalized at the Clinica Biblioteca with Cardiac related illnesses, brought on by this trauma.

[Ricardo Cabeza
( Batallion Captain-Engine #3 San Jose), was quoted as saying " It is very fortunate that we had no fatalities in this fire. Cabeza also informed this writer that of the 79 injuries, only nine were sustained by women. " The Women in the Hotel, knew where every Elevator, Ladder and Stairwell were located, thus expediting their escape". Cabeza followed up these words with " It seems like these women treated the Del Rey as a second home". many of the injured victims were Americans, whom became disoriented and confused. Other sources indicate that many of these men, were intoxicated. When pressed for more details, Cabeza was quoted as saying " Anything is Possible".

Other un-named sources stated that an un-named Arson Investigator told them that there was a very high content of chemical residue throughout the burnt ruins of the hotel. Further testing by arson investigators indicated that much of the residue tested positive for "certain human sexual products manufactured by Dow Corning and Carter Wallace Inc. Spokemen for both companies, declined comment.

The blaze, which caused an estimated $ 25,000,000 USD in damages and essentially closed down the entire block of businesses, has had a lingering effect on many of the local citizens.

Viasney Cordoba Mena, ( Presidente de la union # 666, de las prostitutas de San Jose), put it this way to this reporter. " This is a hardship for us ladies, for our second home has been destroyed, our headquarters is gone. We must ban together like our sisters in Tijuana,Sosua and Bogota". When asked where the union would set up shop now, Cordoba Mena hinted that " We may have to invade the Marriott and set up shop there, thus we will have to raise our rates, because of the long exhausting cabfare home, after our nightly duties are terminated". Demaris Mena, sister of the union leader added this comment, " We now are going to have to solicit our Platinum member clientes to send our foundation money, via Western Union, to offset the new inflated Taxi fares".

Other were not so sympathetic to Cordoba Mena and her co-workers. Vera Immakunt, spokesperson for embattled U.S. Congressman Tom DeLay ( R-Texas), indicated that DeLay may initiate legislative restrictions on Americans traveling to Costa Rica. According to Immakunt, " The congressman is going to introduce a bill, denouncing the Hotel Del Rey, and wants to conviene a surprise emergency session of Congress, during the Memorial Day weekend recess." The writer has learned that DeLay's bill would revoke the passports of American Males found to have engaged in Immoral and Unethical behavior in the Hotel Del Rey. Democrats led by Barney Frank ( D- Mass), will more than likely put up a large fight to defeat this bill. Immakunt also was quoted as saying, " We must take the temptation away from these men and find them good robust church going women. These men do not deserve freedom of choice and must obey the bible, as interpreted by congress".

One past visitor to the Del Rey was outraged upon hearing Immakunt's comments. " What gives that asshole DeLay and the rest of these right- wing nazi's the right to legislate human behavior", said an angry Timiteo Regulator". Regulator a native of Pinellas Park, Florida vowed to fight DeLay all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, if necessary. Regulator had sought legal council from Johnnie Cochran, the prominent defense attorney, whom sucessfully obtained an acquittal in the world famous O.J. Simpson case, but now Regulator is shopping for another attorney, since the demise of Cochran, last week. " With legal help or no legal help, I am still going to kick DeLay's ass in court." vowed a defiant Regulator.

The U.S. Embassy in Pavas, San Jose, Costa Rica, declined comment at this time.

Developing..................................

Filed By: R.C. Collins ( Reuters).....
Please note: The Author disclaims that this a parody. A parody like one that you would see in Hustler Magazine about Jerry Falwell, on the page right next to the "ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH", for which many of us, included myself could be nominated. [/b]

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:34 pm 
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Oh No, say it ain't so,,,
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Fire destroy's landmark hotel

By the A.M. Costa Rica staff

A fire that broke out after midnight destroys the famous Hotel Del Rey and the casino next door.
The fire apparently started at the Colonial Casino then spread to other buildings on the block.

There were no immediate reports of any deaths but many were suffering from smoke inhalation and had to be taken to the hospital.
The fire department was totally incapable to handle such a large blaze as told by one owner of the hotel.
There were no comments by San Jose officials.

There were hundreds of worried and angry people in the street some wearing nothing more than a blanket.

The fire consumed most of the block and the heat, fire and smoke could be seen for miles.
It took firemen all night to extinguish the blaze and smoke was still coming out at 6:00 am
One employee said " this is the worst thing that she has ever seen and does not know what she is going to do."

It's a complete loss but we will rebuild said the owner.


Truely SAD news :cry:

















Really Nucknfuts
this was a classic :D :lol: :lol: Happy holidays :D


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:39 pm 
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yo nuck, still alive???


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