This weeks headlines brought to you by: Salute Sante' purveyors of fine grapeseed oil
Poverty in CR: lack of opportunity or lack of motivation? Probably both but nonetheless an interesting discussion.
Move over Hotel Presidente, the Esportsman's Lodge apparently has also adopted a chica dress code, WTF? and when will the karaoke machine be put in?
Long lost member Thirdworld returned to the board, rumor was his surfboard took a wrong turn at Witches Rock and collided with a Colombian submarine.
Oktosample returned to stir the pot.
Word on the calle- PR and GR may be planning another trip (AKA romantic getaway) to an undisclosed location
LocoHombre was banned, no wait he's back, oops looks like he's gone again we think Admin just bans him every other week.
Estebanh provided female orgasm educational videos, who knew?
The thread "A FRIEND'S DRANK WAS DRUGGED IN THE REY" has been changed to "A FRIEND'S DRINK WAS DRUGGED IN THE REY". We liked the original title better.
Someone's fiance' is still working in the gulch, yawn.
BKTUNA's weight loss challenge a huge success, no pun intended.
Nhhank looking for a cheap long distance plan, just ask Harry's Poas bar to get an 800 number. No wonder the trannies are always in there using the phone.
VB finally considers a trip to Sosua, what is the world coming to?
Rainman3 provides some curvy videos but won't translate for us
Cubanut seems to be enjoying CR in spite of his foto-unfriendly room.
This weeks MP report:
HLH to lower drink prices, next week. Jaja the joke's on you.
NF removed the fishbowl, locals feel intimidated.
Idem still still plugging along with the highest price and hottest lineup.
Low rent- roving reporter BB57 says half the chicas are pregnant so get them while you can.
This weeks helpful hint:

Don't forget your CRT card if you actually plan to use it.
What else? who cares I need a vacation
