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 Post subject: Re: CRT Weekly Update!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:40 pm 
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The San Jose Star
Date line Escazu... To rainny to take a cab down town just use in call
Shit that was traffic and weather :D
Not much news this week...
In bussness... do to a down tic in the market... Mothers operation are down to 200, A one/third drop

Travel
Sprint fliers all concerned.. do not blam you :cry: Is PR still stuck at Islip :?: :?: :?:

The News

Comentary By the Shark :shock:

Jason is an ...................

Is Bilco Jo Stewart? .... Pics do not lie :D

Squidie got a time out... but is going at it in the pics

The ever so popular Trivia

Dia de madre???


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:48 pm 
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Location: Esportsmen's Lodge
This weeks headlines brought to you by: Salute Sante' purveyors of fine grapeseed oil

Poverty in CR: lack of opportunity or lack of motivation? Probably both but nonetheless an interesting discussion.
Move over Hotel Presidente, the Esportsman's Lodge apparently has also adopted a chica dress code, WTF? and when will the karaoke machine be put in?
Long lost member Thirdworld returned to the board, rumor was his surfboard took a wrong turn at Witches Rock and collided with a Colombian submarine.
Oktosample returned to stir the pot.
Word on the calle- PR and GR may be planning another trip (AKA romantic getaway) to an undisclosed location
LocoHombre was banned, no wait he's back, oops looks like he's gone again we think Admin just bans him every other week.
Estebanh provided female orgasm educational videos, who knew?
The thread "A FRIEND'S DRANK WAS DRUGGED IN THE REY" has been changed to "A FRIEND'S DRINK WAS DRUGGED IN THE REY". We liked the original title better.
Someone's fiance' is still working in the gulch, yawn.
BKTUNA's weight loss challenge a huge success, no pun intended.
Nhhank looking for a cheap long distance plan, just ask Harry's Poas bar to get an 800 number. No wonder the trannies are always in there using the phone.
VB finally considers a trip to Sosua, what is the world coming to?
Rainman3 provides some curvy videos but won't translate for us
Cubanut seems to be enjoying CR in spite of his foto-unfriendly room.

This weeks MP report:
HLH to lower drink prices, next week. Jaja the joke's on you.
NF removed the fishbowl, locals feel intimidated.
Idem still still plugging along with the highest price and hottest lineup.
Low rent- roving reporter BB57 says half the chicas are pregnant so get them while you can.

This weeks helpful hint: :idea: Don't forget your CRT card if you actually plan to use it.

What else? who cares I need a vacation :?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:52 pm 
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No triva :D
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:21 pm 
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The Paso Cainoas Free Press

A word from our sponsore
The Freebird, not the Hotel Freebird... Just Freebird! Stop by for a visit anytime :D

The news :shock: :shock:
BB57 is moving to San Isidro :twisted: So he can walk around all day with a shopping bag covering his junk
Thank god... BB you took a chica shopping :shock: must have been for food :D

My boss Paco Loco paid a Del Rey bartender he met on sugar daddie $500 to bang Lee

Traylor Park is having a good time in MDE . What happened with the Dr?

The very hot Cathriene(sp) from the Rey got a bad review with pic posted??????????????

Do not bring your Dad to Costa Rica, He is sure to fall in love and blow you inheritace :roll:
So it is his money not yours you money grubbing trash :shock:

Hooters in San Pedro only employs ex- bartenders who are washed up and are not working girls :D :D

USMC attacks Costa Rica :shock: :shock:

Weather, same as ayer

Triva
When was the first clock for an ocean going vessal made?
Feliz de dia quatro Julio

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This just in, Bad shit in MDE very sad my heart goes out to anyone that's life is cut short by a bullet, tragic


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:33 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:01 pm 
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Extra .... Extra
The Cinco Esquinas News and World Report
Co Sponsores Kodak ,and HLH

First the weather... might rain
Traffic.. Depends on where you are going
Taxitas... 50/50 on good marias
Cambio.... on the rise

The News....
Well if you can not read the writting on the wall, perhaps you will understand the note on the Fridgidare

Fishing... People do do that.... Looks good

Ask Nhhank

Q: Has anyone besides Cali Dude used Dicort
A: Good question?

Food
Short ribs love them or hate them.... see my blog

Trivia????
Who invented cruise control


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:49 pm 
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The 6th calle Journal
This weeks sponsore... no one ponyed up so it goes to Little Italy great pie
Weather.. rain... don't loose your umbrella... make it rain :D
ballony on the rise... :)
A few of the headlines

Some guy is going to wed China..? after a rocky romance... Oct at the esportsmans
Ella is sure to wear blanko

Many know there was a another wedding this month that has the town in a buz :D

Police are out .... never asked for ID once.. but had it

Editorial by NH Olsen
I had a great time this trip and if I could spill the beans on some of the stuff going down...
This board might become a black hole :shock:
The fishing is very good but it is a new set of girls..good and bad
I like my favoritas and they have gone to the call me mode
I think that the chias are moving around more...
If you see the hot spiner from Cali come in ... she is good for two laps and out the door
The hot girls are not content to just sit it out

Traffic Take the bus
Eporte Red Sox Suck

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If you were born today... good for you
Pura Vida

I forgot trivia
How much does Holy water from Cartago cost per gallon ... a math problem
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Police are out .... never asked for ID once..



and why would they ask for him...?



ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

(what?...you took august off?)


Speed control with a centrifugal governor was used in automobiles as early as the 1910s, notably by Peerless. Peerless advertised that their system would "maintain speed whether up hill or down". The technology was invented by James Watt and Matthew Boulton in 1788 to control steam engines. The governor adjusts the throttle position as the speed of the engine changes with different loads.

Modern cruise control (also known as a speedostat) was invented in 1945 by the blind inventor and mechanical engineer Ralph Teetor. His idea was born out of the frustration of riding in a car driven by his lawyer, who kept speeding up and slowing down as he talked. The first car with Teetor's system was the Chrysler Imperial in 1958. This system calculated ground speed based on driveshaft rotations and used a solenoid to vary throttle position as needed.

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Bedbugs are known scientifically as Chicas insatialibus but seriously = Cimex lectularius. Here's the Wiki on them including a pic of 2 screwing (can't live without that, right?): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedbugs

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is that strictly one leche?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:37 am 
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is that strictly one leche?


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is that strictly one leche?


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Absolutely:

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All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination. Because the female has no genital opening, the male pierces her abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity. Especially desperate males sometimes mistake other males for females and fatally wound the latter in the abdomen.

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WOW! And I thought some of us indulged in rough sex...

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I changed the trivia ???
No mas bed bugs por favor.... get it
Now go back and look at it :D

Mid week update

:arrow: :?: :?: :?:

Not much .... no reports on labor day :shock:
Just some gossip I heard, not that interesting, all the SL bartender are pregnant except two...
Talk about hormones :shock:

Tip of the week.... do not low ball... unless you are with Chilemike... then it is expected :D

Mid -week tempo... nimbus

New Trivia

Has there ever been a Queen Maria????
If so ... when did she rien and where :?: :D


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