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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:55 pm 
Ticas ask me for advice!

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Squidface wrote:
:? :? this thread might be the "jump the shark" moment, or the "soprano discount" moment :? :? :?


Which was the "Soprano discount" moment??? :?


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Myso.........

The Soprano Discount????
That gave birth to CRT
I have been told the story first hand I do not wish to to tell it second hand
Ask the boss


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Confession time from E.C.

prepare the flames. I'm a big boy; I can handle it. Before anyone writes "You're ruining it for all of us by your largesse" or something like it, I'll pre-empt your flames by stating the following:

* Every gringo that calls a girl a "puta" to her face "ruins it for all of us."

* Every guy who is physically abusive in bed (it doesn't have to involve a punch or a slap) "ruins it for all of us."

* Every monger who goes into a session drunk, dirty, smelly, too high to function..."ruins it for all of us."

* Any monger who brags of his exploits to another monger in the presence of the chica "ruins it for all of us."

Whew. Now that I've hopefully spread some flame retardant:

1. I gave a chica nearly $500.00 to try to ease her (verified) financial crisis. She subsequently fell of the wagon, got very drunk for a week, and ended up in the hospital.

. Have paid for sessions during which I didn't even have sex, but enjoyed the company/touch/caress/affection of the girl.

3. Ansered a $250.00 RFM from a well-knowwn massage therapis...

4. Have given coins and cigarettes to beggars.

5. Have left tips/propinas that were a bit too large, simply because I likedthe waiter/waitress/bartender.

6. Hav gifted hotel empleadas with perfume and extra cash, candy and lingerie.

7. Given Christmas gifts to my Mom, brothers, their offspring, my wife and her relatives.

8. Donated to charities.

9. Spent hours of my time counseling/hand-holding/listening to my CRT pals.

Why did I do all these things? Ken Lee nailed it: I did these things (and still do), because they feel good to _me_. Do I expect that my largesse will have any lasting effect on the world at large? Nope.

Here's what I have done, still do and (I pray) wil always do with those dirty, filthy, skanky, c*m-guzzling, lying f*cking subhuman p*tas:

1. Treat them with the rspect and love I want for myself. (See "Golden Rule" - Check Wikipedia if you need a quotation)

2. Pay fair-market value for service.

3. Recognize the good in everyone I spend time with.

4. Listen with my heart but filter what I hear through reason and experience.

Guess what? Even though I don't always get back everything I've given from the original recipient, my "kindness" seems to come back around to me with amazing regularity.

Point: I got a reputation, good or bad depending on your machismo and perspective): I earned the reputation around the SL of being something less than a sexual dynamo but loving, relaxed, "normal," and generous. It's amazing how many free hours, extra love, good laughter and great times I received from the girls. Now, make of that what you will, but I know that my generosity (of spirit, not necessarily of money) earned me the reputation of being a desireable client. Yes, it also opened me to "queen-for-a-day" stories, hard-luck tales and requests for "donations," but my rep also got me a bit of "real love" from the girls.

You hardcore mongers go ahead. Think of these women as being basically undesirable fore their evil ways, useful for only their c*nts, asses and mouths. Go ahead and dehumanize, if it makes your dicks work better. It's not the way I roll. Am I a sucker? Time will tell; I may never have a novia, but I am certain I have friends among the working girls. That reputation to me is more valuable than any reputation I might earn among you all. :wink: :)

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Can I be your girlfriend? :P :P :P :P

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El Ciego wrote:

1. Treat them with the rspect and love I want for myself. (See "Golden Rule" - Check Wikipedia if you need a quotation)



Guess what? Even though I don't always get back everything I've given from the original recipient, my "kindness" seems to come back around to me with amazing regularity.

Thanks for your take EC(the golden rule always works for me)! 8)


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Can I be your girlfriend? :P :P :P :P



Sure, J0sie...if you shave and behave. :lol:

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3. Recognize the Divine in everyone I spend time with.


IMHO, wouldn't it be great if I would recognize the divine in me, as well as in others. I think the world would be very different, and wonderful place.

Health & happiness to all.............

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I can do CR without a wingman!

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El C... You are a cool mofo man--I am certain your friends are honored to call you friend--I salute you!!

Oh ya man can I borrow some money real fast ?? :) :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I think El Ciego closed the lid on this subject. That was well said Sir... but sorry I don't want to be your girlfriend.

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After EC's post what's left? The HDR can be viewed as a "meat market" or something completly different. :D

Berk....

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No, it is not over until I have been able to say my peace to El C.

Man, El C, how can you possibly live with yourself? So, you mean to tell me there were 49 girls in SL when we were there in Sept, and I would have gone with at least 25, you were in your room with a girl, #50, and she stayed longer than usual? Ya dissed me man. She could have been the one. That one session which would have eclipsed all other sessions. And to think I bought you a drink. Guys, it's not the chicas we have to watch out for, it is these CRT guys, especially the ones that have a heartbeat. They will get you everytime for a drink and hold back that would be super session. I thought I knew you, bro! You session spoiler, You madame monopolizer, You senorita snatcher, You lassie layaway, You colombiana collector, You girl gatherer, You vixen vault, You nica nest egg, You Tica treasure-trove, You squaw stockpiler, you, you, you great guy! :wink:

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" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."


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For the record, you should all know that the drink Dean bought me was.... a glass of tap water. True. :lol: And yeah, Greek-boy... I might have been kidnapping the cuties, plucking the Panamanians, cuddling the Colombianas, teasing the ticas, nurturing the nicas...you snooze, you lose! :P :P :lol: The only group I didn't grope were gringas, griego. :D

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Don't make me sound cheap, it came with ice!

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."


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and a lime! I know how to take care of a brother :D . I would have hoped that you groped the griegas but bring a razor. They seem think a moustache and sideburns are sexy (or at least that is all my mom seems to introduce me to, but they own a house of which I reply, what kind of shaving cream do they buy, Uhg, your impossible, says mom) :lol:

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."


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