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That's right el chico oh I mean el ciego I'm trouble in a big way. Got the ok from the ole lady a couple days ago to go on a jungle tour( wink wink) had my ticket for almost 6 months and its about time to party. sept 2nd see you there fellows.

P.s. I should not be this excited to monger

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I will be there from 9/3 -9/7. Staying at the SL in the room right behind the computers, can't remember the name at the moment.

Been meeting-up with more CRT VIP's over the last few trips and would like to continue that trend. Think it is going to be a busy and fun filled weekend!

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Next Trip: SJO - April or May??????


Someone PLEASE STOP Me.................LOL

I reserved one of the last rooms, outside the courtyard, for LD weekend and that was while I was in SJO for July 4th weekend.

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OK, I Admit It....I have an Asian Obsession. But I also have a Latina Obsession, too! Perhaps I just have a Pu**y Obsession? -----------------------------------------------------
Next Trip: SJO - April or May??????


Someone PLEASE STOP Me.................LOL

I am glad I booked early

NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!

Dark Lord... I am so happy that Mommy gave you permission to cross the street.

I'll bet you'll look very sweet after the wedding with that apron on. Will Mommy also keep you on a leash?

Man, I bet she's very special and probably very wealthy to control you like that!

(Just bustin' balls... Mrs. Ciego has informed me that this trip will be my last - number 7 - and she knows what I do in C.R. !)

I'm looking forward to getting you and your wingman into some serious fun/trouble.

And may the Force be with your penis. I know a few Princesses who will want to lay ya. They might even stroke your wookie. Just make sure you fire down that ventilator shaft...use the force Luke....

P.S. There will be a bottle of cheap-ass champagne and a pile of condoms waiting for you in your room. It's the least I can do.

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what up fello pervs arriving down there on saturday sept 5th staying at HDR and staying at HLH on monday, cant wait this is my 4th trip there in two calander years. So if anyone needs a spanish translator just look for the mexican looking gringo.... Cant wait to see all the rest of us pervs there........

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20's and 50's biggo titties!!!!!

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NYG....I am also staying at the Mansion Suite - Sep 4-7.

Sept 3-7 at the Prez. It looks like a real whose who of CRT guys will be in town that weekend.

At La Amistad for the week.

Doug

NYG,

Hey man. I'll be in town too 9/3 - 9/7 and yes SL is pretty much booked, at least any of the decent rooms. I guess I tried to make a reservation maybe 2 months ago and all they had was lobby rooms...Thanks but,no thanks. I have one of the penthouse rooms at Amistad.

MiamiH, hey bud... Guess I'll see you around too. Cujo, El C....... can't wait to meet you guys. The par-tay is on!

I have a suggestion. Since there are some many of us there why don't we see if we can't put our own LD party together. It should be that hard. Everyone throw in a few bucks and buy a a bottle or two or three maybe a case of beer or two. I'm sure we could work something out with SL maybe order up some appetizers. If anyone is interested......... Let's nominate Cujo to take the lead and put it all together! (It's only right since he speaks such good Spanish and all.... oh wait the all the folks at SL speak english.) LMAO

Ha, don't forget Ken Sept 5th there will be a party at SL disguised as a spaghetti feed

You arrive a week after many of us, that 3 day strech (Aug27-29) is going to be pretty wild as is. Thursday happy hour at SL which will migrate to foo foo's or other single room parties.

Then Friday DG's get together and Ciao's birthday toast at midnite promises not to have one sober person in the crowd. THEN Saturday UFC 102 Couture vs Nogueira.... That should be a decent fight, at the very least it brings in more chicas to the SL

But no worries, buy the time you arrive we'll be ready to do it all over again

Cujo

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KenLee,

I couldn't agree more. I second the nomination of Cujo as LD party chairman. I will be at LA 9/2 so I will see you there. I was going to recommend we barbeque on LD (Mon) some hotdogs but there has been a lot of talk about them causing cancer. So, let's just hang out, drink, and smoke some cigars .

Now, is it safe to walk from LA to SL or do I need to take a taxi? If so, how much is it and do I tip the driver?

What time does the train come by because I don't see any crossing lights or protective gates (just in case I need to get some diacort from the pharmacy)?

Across from Hotel Vesuvio, does that little stray black watchdog for the swingers club, bite? Or, work at the airport during the day?

I have heard that there are times when a beautiful latina gets out of a taxi, hands her ID to the desk, and enters the hotel. Is she in charge of the ecotours or the concierge? Where is her desk?

If 5 Colombian guys with guns come at me should I ask them about the cien for the Colombianas at the HDR, or, is that not the right time? Can I ask them in English or do I need to learn Spanish?

Any info would be appreciated.

Dean

I'm going to be down there from 9/3 - 9/7 with my wingman. This will be my second trip to CR and his first. Still trying to decide to stay at SL or go to HLH.

Decisions decisions....we'll be the two bastards posted up drinking Jack & coke for the football games.

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I smell like whiskey and shame.

Cujo, is the rumor true that you used to be a UFC fighter? Hugo Fuckyerself said so....

And don't forget me boyos, GringoStar featuring CRT's own Bilko will be performing LIVE!!! at the New York Bar on Friday night, September 4th. Free admission to CRT V.I.P.s (and pretty much anyone else who walks in off the street.....)

Wow, Cujo... it's so cool that I know a real UFC Fighter!! Gasp!!

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Ah Dean, so many questions. Let me help.

First of all, it is not at all safe to travel the 1.5 blocks from Hotel la Ami-Stud to the Spurting Men's Lodge. Unless of course you are accompanied by an armed guard. A taxi, particularly a "pirata" will be your best choice. The fare should be somewhere between 600 and 1000 cloonies (that's the local currency, you know) which equals about a buck-fitty. No, you don't have to tip the driver, but you can offer him a strong drink at the Spurting Men's Lodge.

That little black dog not only works security at the swinger's club, but has appeared in numerous tico porno videos, including "Perro Sucio's Excellent Adventure," RollTide's "Puppy Love," and Paco Loco's "Transvestite Terrier from Tiquicia" series.


That lady you see giving her I.D. card (called a smegma in Spanish) is the actual owner of the Spurting Men's Lounge. Bill is just the "front man," as we like to say.

Well, I've only been confronted by five Colombians toting firearms once in my many (six) visits to Costa Rica. They just want to befriend you and to show off their prized possessions...their pistolas. They of course prefer Spanish, so here's a phrase to help you make friends:

"Tira tu madre, pendejo!' (That means loosely, Your mother taught you to shoot, my friend!" This friendly challenge will make them laugh and invite you to the local pistol range (called a "rango pistola") right behind the Holiday Inn Aurola. BTW, did you know that Aurola is Spanish for part of the female breast nipple?

Really hope this helps. Oh, and about the train... I myself have never seen warning flashers or safety gates either. To avoid potential danger, hire a local street urchin/beggar. They're eager for employment and as honest as the day is long. Just give him enough for the Diacort (about 15,000 cloonies should do it), and invite him to keep the change.

BTW, here's a little-known erotic fact about ticas. They love a sexual game called "la lavativa." You can get the sex toys necessary at any pharmacy, garden center or plumbing supply shop.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.