....has nothing to do with this message, but I grew up watching to Blaxploitation movies and enjoying their great soundtrax.
Anyway, this is my plan. It combines my disdain for our lax immigration laws, my outrage over the outsourcing of our jobs, my Latin/Asian fever, and my desire to make lots of money.
Prostitution is legal in two counties in Nevada, both of whom are close to Las Vegas.
The H1B Visa program is designed to fill skilled jobs for which there is a shortage of Americans willing to fill. Google Bill Gates testimony to Congress on the issue. He wishes he had an unlimited supply of them....complains he can't get enough Americans to fill his job vacancies and would like to import cheap technical people from all over the world under this program.
Under the H1B program, a business has to prove that they have vacant positions, that they have tried to fill them with Americans, and that there business will suffer if they can't bring in guest workers to fill them. To prove to the INS that they have tried to fill them, they run advertisements. Once the INS agrees, they apply for these visas and recruit abroad.
Here is where people get angry. In New York, they will advertise for, say, a computer programmer. But to make sure nobody applies, they advertise the job for half or even a third of the salary that computer programmers earn in NYC. The INS official - who doesn't know the field - is based in Oklahoma and has no idea how expensive it is to live in New York City. He approves the H1B request. The employer then recruits programmers from Bombay, has his US programmers train him, and then starts laying off his citizen programmers to make room for more Indians.
So, here is what we do. We get a loan from the Small Business Administration. Heck, with the trillions in new economic stimulus package, we could probably get some of THAT money....after all, we employee people and stimulate our customers....
Then, we start building a legal brothel in Nevada. We can cut the time needed to get the license by NOT serving alcohol, thereby, no liquor license.
While we do this, we start running advertisments in the "trade journals" and the internet. "Wanted: Bi-lingual chicas. Must speak and read fluent Spanish or Thai/Tagalog/Korean. Must be under 30, be willing to give BBBJ, good massage, and be height/weight proportionate according to Mutual Of Omaha Insurance company life insurance scale or have body fat percentage no greater than 15%. Must be be at least a "7" out of "10" as detgermined by our board of directors. Must accept their salary in the currency of their country of origin. Etc, etc..."
In other words, the job advertising will be so specific to our legal brothel and the job will pay so little (SJO or Medellin or Angles City or Chang Mai wages) that no Gringa will accept the position. If INS ever asks about it, we maintain that our business model is to differentiate ourselves from the competition by replicating the establishments of Latin America or Asia. If the low salary doesn't serve to eliminate potential applicants, the biligual requirement will. When we can prove to INS that we can't fill our vacancies locally, they will grant us H1B Visas.
With the Visas in hand, we can use them to recruit the finest providers abroad. Imagine approaching your favorita in the Del Rey or New Fantasy. "Baby, how would you like to work in the USA? Legally? 60 days from now? For $50 or $60 an hour, but in a nice environment, with lots of steady work AND benefits?"
We use the H1Bs to bring over the hotest Ticas, Colombianas, Pinays, Thais, you name it. We charge less than the Chicken Ranch or the Mustang Ranch, because our girls are will take less. After all, in one year in our establishment, they are set for life back home. And they are all hoping to meet a future husband who will marry them and allow them to stay in the land of the Big PX.
Imagine if you didn't have to fly to Medellin for a hot session with a C-M-M (Colombian Mattress Monster)? Or to Angeles City for a PSE with a LBFM? And you could do it while at a convention in Las Vegas?
Can anyone spot the flaws in this plan?
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