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El Ciego
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41. After 30 years of being a couch potato, you start a rigorous diet and exercise program so you won't disappoint the chicas...again. :oops: :roll:

42. You spend hours digging up old threads and bumping them. :P

43. You learn to shave your balls.

44. You dig out all your old high school Spanish textbooks and do the homework that you consistently blew off in tenth grade. :lol:

45. You switch from your usual alcoholic beverage of choice to anything made in Costa Rica, including rum and guaro. :mrgreen: :lol:

46. Any woman...and I mean *any(* woman speaking Spanish in the U.S. gives you a boner. :lol: Even that 230 pound, 69 year-old, toothless abuelita you encountered at the local grocery store yesterday. :lol:

47. Every sexual fantasy you ever had prior to traveling to Costa Rica just somehow disappears....

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El Ciego--#42 reason sure zapped me. But I'm really having a ball playing historian and learning from y'all Ol Corp guys. I try to keep the "bumps" to relevant stuff.

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48. you are planning your next 2 trips (#'s 20 & 21 overall) before you return from your last trip. :lol:
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#49

You finally think about learning Spanish.... :idea:


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50: While making your next trips fight plans. You notice, you have over one million miles with the airline. :shock: :twisted:

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No.22---- You start making lists of reasons to go back.
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You have more that 200k miles on an airline you didn't even know existed 8 months ago... (TACA)
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the ultimate: YOU RETIRE to the only place you want to spend the rest of your days-COSTA RICA

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