41. After 30 years of being a couch potato, you start a rigorous diet and exercise program so you won't disappoint the chicas...again.
42. You spend hours digging up old threads and bumping them.
43. You learn to shave your balls.
44. You dig out all your old high school Spanish textbooks and do the homework that you consistently blew off in tenth grade.
45. You switch from your usual alcoholic beverage of choice to anything made in Costa Rica, including rum and guaro.
46. Any woman...and I mean *any(* woman speaking Spanish in the U.S. gives you a boner.

Even that 230 pound, 69 year-old, toothless abuelita you encountered at the local grocery store yesterday.
47. Every sexual fantasy you ever had prior to traveling to Costa Rica just somehow disappears....