I was thinking more of a "Basic Training" camp:
Start with a scale next to the ID check at the Del Rey. Chica hands her ID to the doorman and steps on the scale. If it groans in misery she is automatically on the bus for camp!
When she arrives, she will find plenty of physical activity, a strict but nutritious diet and the following courses:
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BBJCIM - Instructor: Pamela!
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Basics of Logic - Instructor: Vegas Bob
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Yes, it will fit in the dumpster - Instructor: Jadcujo
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The meaning of "Service" - Instructor: Asta, darling...
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Nutrition - Instructor: HolaB (penance for all those cookies...)
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Hooker Economics - Instructor: Bangbang57 (colone stretcher extraordinaire

)
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Hooker Fashion - Instructor: Andrea (SL) (cuz there's more to clothes than blue jeans)
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Camp Commandant - Mucho Gusto (you got some kinda pro'lem widdat?)
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Master-at-Arms - Big Daddy (where did that chica go? Big Daddy, roll over!

Dang...)
I think we can have the gulch cleaned up in no time!

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker
Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
Your mileage may vary.
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