www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Got mine from an old GF who always accused me of thinking about sex more than I thought of the good times with her and I should spend more "quality" time with her, but use her just for sex (she was right). At the time, she said I was always hornier than a "three peck*red billy goat". I couldn't have agreed more.

3P

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CR LOS or PI Come horny, Leave Happy
Being 'over the hill' is damn sure better than being under it!
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

One of my passions, yeah that's what I drive, and oh yeah my other passion begins with a P also!!

As mentioned in anopther thread, My college basketball coach tried to put me on a tuna diet and since I was eating footlong mayonaise tuna subs, I did not loose any weight and the team started calling me Tuna and anyone's belly a Tuna, BK are my first two initials.


BKTUNA
I am never going home

My story isn't real interesting either. Panz is a shortened version of my last name. "Da" was just like a greeting. So, when my high school buddies would greet me it was, Hey, it's da-panz. (I your best Tony Soprano voice). I just added the number 1 for the hell of it. Since I am also mostly of Italian descent, I guess it fits.

dapanz1

Hats off to Circus for starting another classic thread.

This is by far the most interesting, entertaining and intellectually stimulating thread I've read in a while.

A small request/suggestion: I believe there are a LOT of former-CRTers who don't post. And I use former because "ex-" implies we can change our stripes at some point, at will, and I'm afraid zebras [double entendre] can't do that. Point being, for those who we know cannot come back, for whatever reason (pour out some Rock Ice for the homies), could we honor them with a deeper insight into their handle that isn't normally available within these forums?

Better yet, isn't there a resident CRT archivist that can dig up the best meanings of handles for those that aren't here anymore? Or is this a subject best left in the mysterious shadows of the mongering trade and those people are best left honored by silence?

I was told by this older admin I had once that I remended her of Burl Ives in the movie "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof". We had an outing and I was smoking cigars and telling stories. I had hair and a beard then. His character was called "Big Daddy".

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Man Who Walk Through Airport Turnstile Sideways Going To Bangkok.

An "Angry Pirate" is when you pull out of a chica's mouth right before you jizz, then shoot it in her eye and kick her in the shin. As she's hopping around on one leg squinting out of one eye, take a picture and exclaim, "ARRRR! Angry Pirate!" If you escape alive you'll have some great vacation photos to share with your friends. No other moniker was more suitable for me.

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One-eyed and peg-legged is how I like 'em, ARRRRR!

Pretty simple, been called a "dog" more than once!
along with being the son of an unwed mother.....
and now just a horny ol`dog

My moniker comes from a Drunkin,Single Malt Scotch induced dream I once had. This dream occurred after passing out while watching my favorite movie, Joe Dirt.
I had just returned home from a particularily brutal 24 hour shift at a Large Metropolitan City Firehouse,,, The dream went something like this....

Once upon a time, in a land far far away(New Hampshire), I was wandering aimlessly through the back roads and countryside, looking for my family that had abandoned me at the Grand Canyon at the tender age of 9. I was in such a bad way, trying to come to terms with the torment that being left behind by your loved ones can manifest....

In fact, this tormented soul of mine had somehow guided me to a Po-Dunk, small town volunteer Firehouse. I arrived disheveled, and smelling hidiously of sh*t..
You see,I had unknowingly been carrying a large frozen ball of expelled airplane toilet tailings. I had aquired the ball of sh*t when I noticed it streaking across the night sky, then landing near my camp. I was certain that I had found a meteorite. I envisioned all sorts of riches and opportunities that I would find with the proceeds from selling this "meteorite"

So I banged on the firehouse door, hoping an upstanding Volunteer Firefighter might then assist me in selling my "meteorite". Much to my suprise, a cross-dresser, wearing a Burt Reynolds shirt answered the door..
Alarmed I inquired, Mr. Volunteer Fireperson?, Could you please help me sell my meteorite?? The very effiminate "person" answered: I am really not a Volunteer Fireman, This is really just my make believe world. I have used this "cover" as a therapy to ease the pain of losing my balls in the gender reassignment surgery...You can call me JIM WITKOWSKI...
Mr Witkowsi then proceeded to take a big bite out of my "SPACE POOPY"..He said he loves the taste of Sh*t in his Mouth,, in fact he added that he always TALKS SH*T, and loves smellin of SH*T

Suddenly nauseated I awoke, vomiting violently.... Then I noticed my Hot little latin housekeeper had arrived,,,Standing above my emisis soaked body, all she could do was shake her head,,, she then said:

"Penche BarachitoBombero " , I quit, I am going home to Costa Rica

Later that day, I stumbled across this site.....

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Lifes already too short, Enjoy it while you can!!

Well Cujo is normally my handle named after my 138lb rottweiler. When I first joined I think it was taken so I just threw 3 letters in the front thinking I wouldn't really visit this site much



Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Burl now that is a cool name


NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!

During the mid 90s I worked for a company that erected wireless communication towers. Yes, I was in the erection business. One of the project managers was a very big guy with an in your face kind of management style. Everyone on the tower crew gets a nicname . The big overbearing project manager thought he would tag me with "redbone" because I have redish hair. I told him I had never liked any name with "red" in it, but he persisted. One day he call me "redbone" in front of a lot of people, so I told him my name should be "rawbone" after spending the night with his girlfriend. Needless to say there where about 10 seconds when I thought the guy was going to charge me. He didnt charge me and we became good friends, erery body called me "Raw" after that.

My intials are DEE, and there was a well known rapper named Deeshot, I added the 3. Deeshot is Rapper with E-40 called the Click. Nothing special just a name I have taken on.

You get one guess on this one. Actually, my family gave me this nickname as a Ch*ld, and it become somewhat of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Strangly, a girl that I met and hung-out with for a week in San Jose also gave me this nickname.

I think you all could guess mine.