My moniker comes from a Drunkin,Single Malt Scotch induced dream I once had. This dream occurred after passing out while watching my favorite movie, Joe Dirt.
I had just returned home from a particularily brutal 24 hour shift at a Large Metropolitan City Firehouse,,, The dream went something like this....
Once upon a time, in a land far far away(New Hampshire), I was wandering aimlessly through the back roads and countryside, looking for my family that had abandoned me at the Grand Canyon at the tender age of 9. I was in such a bad way, trying to come to terms with the torment that being left behind by your loved ones can manifest....
In fact, this tormented soul of mine had somehow guided me to a Po-Dunk, small town volunteer Firehouse. I arrived disheveled, and smelling hidiously of sh*t..
You see,I had unknowingly been carrying a large frozen ball of expelled airplane toilet tailings. I had aquired the ball of sh*t when I noticed it streaking across the night sky, then landing near my camp. I was certain that I had found a meteorite. I envisioned all sorts of riches and opportunities that I would find with the proceeds from selling this "meteorite"
So I banged on the firehouse door, hoping an upstanding Volunteer Firefighter might then assist me in selling my "meteorite". Much to my suprise, a cross-dresser, wearing a Burt Reynolds shirt answered the door..
Alarmed I inquired, Mr. Volunteer Fireperson?, Could you please help me sell my meteorite?? The very effiminate "person" answered: I am really not a Volunteer Fireman, This is really just my make believe world. I have used this "cover" as a therapy to ease the pain of losing my balls in the gender reassignment surgery...You can call me JIM WITKOWSKI...
Mr Witkowsi then proceeded to take a big bite out of my "SPACE POOPY"..He said he loves the taste of Sh*t in his Mouth,, in fact he added that he always TALKS SH*T, and loves smellin of SH*T
Suddenly nauseated I awoke, vomiting violently.... Then I noticed my Hot little latin housekeeper had arrived,,,Standing above my emisis soaked body, all she could do was shake her head,,, she then said:
"Penche BarachitoBombero " , I quit, I am going home to Costa Rica
Later that day, I stumbled across this site.....
_________________ Lifes already too short, Enjoy it while you can!!
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