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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:24 pm 
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...a married woman age 32. That`s because about 51.2% of the population are women and 32 is the median age.
She has 2 Ch*ldren.

She is overweight, about 143 pounds and dieting. Her dress size is size 10 or 12.

She doesn`t go to church on Sunday, but she believes in God.

She makes less than $20,000 a year from her white collar job.

She lives in the state where she was born and spends a third of her income on housing.

She`ll move an average of 11 times in her life. But nearly all her moves will be within her home state.

She colors her hair, but it`s mousey.

She has blue eyes and she wears contacts or glasses.

Her head weighs about eight pounds.

She makes 6 phone calls a day and has a TV, VCR, stereo, or radio on 11 hours a day.

She owns a cell phone and talks while driving.

She`ll be a victim of crime an average of 3 times in her life.

She is unhappily married and has a 60% chance of divorce.

She spends 120 hours a month watching television, the equivalent of five complete days in front of the TV.

She will eat 35,000 cookies in a lifetime.

She spends 55 minutes per day getting showered, dressed, and groomed.

The average duration of sexual intercourse for her, is 2 minutes and on average she will be asleep 7 minutes later.

She masturbates regularly and her orgasm lasts five to eight seconds.

She will produce 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.

She makes a pint of intestinal gas by flatulence every day. Most is due to swallowed air. The rest is from fermentation of undigested food.

She uses the bathroom 6 times per day.

She only knows 4,000 to 5,000 words.

She uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

Once she reaches the age of 35, she will start losing approximately 7,000 brain cells a day. The cells will never be replaced.

She blinks twice as often as the average American male. (No one knows why)

She is 4 times more likely to shoplift than the average American male.

She has a bust line of 35.9 inches (91.2 cm). Interestingly, manufacturers of women`s clothing agree that the average American woman`s bust size has expanded in recent decades, if only by fractions of an inch, due to lack of exercise and birth control pills.

She has a Nipple Size of 0.27 inches (6.79 mm) and her Areola Size is 1.4 inches (35.62 mm).





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Also, if she happens to marry a non american they still have a 60% chance of divorce.
If an American male marries a non-American they have a 20% of divorce. Far below the national average.

Hmmmmmmm

Is it any wonder why we like Costa Rica or Colombia, or Brazil, or Thailand or......................................... :o


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:26 pm 
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TimBones wrote:
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Also, if she happens to marry a non american they still have a 60% chance of divorce.
If an American male marries a non-American they have a 20% of divorce. Far below the national average.

Hmmmmmmm


I think that sums it up quite well.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:52 pm 
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Sheeeeeeeeeit !!! Went to a surprise b-day party Saturday nite for my cousin and a bunch of his wife's friends were there...it looked like a "feed lot" for cattle. There would have been very few that would have "dressed out" at less than 250 lbs :lol:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk !!!!

Love the stats TB....too bad they are most likely true !!

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She is 4 times more likely to shoplift than the average American male.
Look at this stat & these are non p4p types. Just imagine one that hooks for a living what the odds must be. Open your mind not your wallet. If it is not bolted down it will probably walk away if you give her any chance to allow it.

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That's definitely more info than I needed....

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:41 pm 
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Is it any wonder why we like Costa Rica or Colombia, or Brazil, or Thailand or........................... :o


What you like depends on want you want, do you want a woman who can support herself or one that you will have to support?

As compared to the above countries, American women are far more educated and independent so take your pick. Just 2 years ago, I lived with a 26 year old latina and she flat out refused to work (said her culture was geared for her to be in the home though she only had one 8 year old K*D), for me, there isn't any pu*sy in the world worth so much that I'll support her every want and need.

I was at a baby shower over the weekend - all Brazilians (really). But they were American Brazilians so no different than white gringas. Nearly all of them were over wgt and in all other ways the same as white gringas.

My Brazilian female friend told me about her Brazilian friend here in America trying to get pregnant even though she has only known the guy she is dating for 7 months and isn't married to him and doesn't care if the relationship works out. She says she want to be a mom even if the relationship doesn't work - what is the chances that she will bone him for Ch*ld support even though she is the one that wants the baby and doesn't care if the relationship works?

Latinas and the rest of the world's women aren't any different than gringas if given the chance so none of them are anymore special than the rest.

Oh, and my friend's sister, she is 43 and she's had her tummy tuck, her face lift and her teeth veneered and all the while keeps eating and smoking.

It still boils down to what Tman says over and over again - "where ever you are, there you are." I think that's the way he says it.

If only these gringas were men.... they'd be perfect like us. :)

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:38 pm 
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It still boils down to what Tman says over and over again - "where ever you are, there you are." I think that's the way he says it.

If only these gringas were men.... they'd be perfect like


Dude, take a midol! Justing kidding Dwayne, my man. :lol:

Look at the reasons Gringas are the way they are. Just pick a couple of items: Abortion for instance: What are we at about 40 million dead Babi*s and counting, you don't really don't have to worry about the unintended effects of sleeping around if you can have the baby vacuumed out of you if things go wrong. Or divorce or Ch*ld care, or aid to dependant mothers, pick any of more than a dozen changes in society that have "eman-cipated" these beauties and trace that back to why the gringas are the way they are and why society in the States is headed to where it is headed. Of course, my standard disclaimer still applies. :wink:


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Latinas and the rest of the world's women aren't any different than gringas if given the chance so none of them are anymore special than the rest.


Man , that reminds me of the movie Trading Places, with Eddie Murphy . :lol:

Anyway, I agree with that comment in general. If not all, most Latinas can be westernized given the right time and environment. That's the big reason why we keep our novias where we find them.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:06 am 
TimBones wrote:
Dude, take a midol! Justing kidding D2864, my man. :lol:


What does this Midol do... just finished half a box and I can't feel a thing. :?

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That's the big reason why we keep our novias where we find them.


Good policy! 8)


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:28 am 
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See this is where the U.S. culutre is screw up. I don't know if the Brizilian was first genertion or second generation in the U.S. If they are second generation then lets call them Gringas because they truely don't know what the latin culture is about. In the U.S. we will say you are a latina just because you grandma or grandpa was latinos. DAAAAA My grandpa was from Norway do you think I know anything about the real norway way of life? No I am a Gringo!!!!
Second My wife a Tica has a well paying job and has a masters degree from CR and is working on her PHD. After she finishes we want to move back to CR and start a family and rais them there.
I truely belive that the culture and thinking is different in latin countrys and the majority of women would treat the men a lot better than the majority of gringas. The womens right crap in the U.S. is not the same thought as women of rights in CR. Women in CR love to use their god given gifts and not to try the power crap like in the U.S.
Yes you will find over weight latinas all over the world but when you talk about latinas in the U.S. you have to ask A how long have they been in the U.S. and B are they really Latinas. Just because your mom and dad or your grandma or grandpa were dosent mean you grew up the latina culture. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:45 pm 
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Not all latinas become gringatized, find one (or more) in your fair city...

The hot puertoriquena I banged last nite here in the states was:

- pretty
- 40 yrs old (remember this is free)
- a spinner (I even explained that vernacular to her, she thought it was hot)
- sex was eager, extremely good, and she likes the lights on so I can see her perform.

So what if I cooked her breakfast this morning, It was worth the "free" TLN. She came to my place after she finished her dinner date with another guy. :twisted: Even in the states, you can find the gems.

No mas gringas, solamente latinas!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:54 pm 
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Right Hand Man wrote:
Not all latinas become gringatized, find one (or more) in your fair city...

The hot puertoriquena I banged last nite here in the states was:

- pretty
- 40 yrs old (remember this is free)
- a spinner (I even explained that vernacular to her, she thought it was hot)
- sex was eager, extremely good, and she likes the lights on so I can see her perform.

So what if I cooked her breakfast this morning, It was worth the "free" TLN. She came to my place after she finished her dinner date with another guy. :twisted: Even in the states, you can find the gems.

No mas gringas, solamente latinas!


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RHM.....I bow to you brother!!! :wink:

My new colombiana wife wants a Honda or Toyota not a BMW, I almost fell over, and she is buying it herself. I love an independent woman :D

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:24 pm 
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Thanks Sparky, just trying to encourage the brethren to chase the chicas here.

My gringa friends get sooooooooooo pissed off when I tell them "I only date latinas." I tell them that latinas love 1) their families 2) their Ch*ldren 3) and their men. I am glad I live in Florida.

You know who I think is behind the difficult immigration process for latinas from central and south america? g-r-i-n-g-a-s

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:20 am 
The Brazilian that is trying to get pregnant is 36 years old and she has been in the USA for 5 years and she paid 20K to an old Mexican to marry her for a green card.

Ticoyo1965 wrote:
I truely belive that the culture and thinking is different in latin countrys and the majority of women would treat the men a lot better than the majority of gringas.


This is because many aren't college educated or even fully HS educated and so are more dependent on men and as for the culture being different, they are basically taught to be dependent on a man (sometimes several men at once - shocking!). More dependent means having little choice but to put up with nearly anything a man dishes out. This is what men in the USA miss, the gringas now have the education and the job and thus the money to say shape up or one of us will be shipping out. Those days are over so get over it (not speaking directly to you Ticoyo). Gringa/Latina/etc. are out there waiting, but there aren't any who are 24 waiting on a fat old guy to pay them any attention. If you are fat and old - expect to be with a fat and old woman if you are hunting in the USA, England, France, Germany, Australian, Canada, Ireland, and the list goes on and on and on.

And yes, there are some gems here in the USA (latina, gringas, filipina, chineta), for sure there are, but take notice that RHM screwed a 40 year old, not a 23 year old so the game isn't the same and no one should expect it to be the same. "Where ever you are, there you are."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:35 am 
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In Costa Rica education is dirt cheap and as comperable to the U.S. My wifes credits all transferd to the U of M from the CR U. They might not have jobs but that is because of the size of the country and too many young ticos have high education.
Myth ticas have to be dependent on Ticos because they are not educated is false. My wifes friends in CR which are highly educated, one is a writer for a major news paper in the economic department and is a 10 by most standards. How ever she has a problem dating ticos because they are atimidated about her education. The problem is most ticas are highly educated and most ticos do not like this because the ticas have somthing on them. The latina culture is different from the U.S. becaues they accept the macho behavior for the sake of the family. The family comes first and too keep the family together is the most important thing to ticas, not because they have to stay with the Tico for the money because in CR the women can go for Ch*ld support just like in the states. CR is getting very tough on Ch*ld support and if you are behind they will send a police to your office to pick you up. I know this because of my brother in-laws!
The problem here guys is we view CR and compare it like the U.S. we cant understand why a women would not stick it to the man if he cheats on her. Gringas want to say that the Tica is weak and not strong enough to walk away from the cheating man. They cant see that the Tica is keeping the family together for the sake of the family.
Even with the advancement of women rights in CR and becoming more and more stonger every year most ticas don't view women rights like the Gringa. Ticas still like to dress incredible even when they go to work, They will even go out to dinner with the boss if she likes them, They like to flirt with the Tico to get their way instead of pushing dominant controling behavior.
I know many Gringos will differ on these issues but it is because Gringas have changed the playing fields in the U.S. so much that many gringos don't know how good it is in the dateing in the rest of the world. :D


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