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YO ye older mongers:

As I sit here on a nice Sunday, sipping on some vodka and watching Shitass, my cat, chases another crockroach around my delapidated digs....my mind seems to wander back in tome to when old Circus was a young stallion. Seeking out ladies of many nationalities and young gringas that were were certainly less liberated than what we have today and more in need of pecker passion for little or less dinero.

In my early years I was quite an adventurer loooking for quick rides on the wild side with the risk factor being the titillation. Yeah, I as several others in CRT did my best pu*sy pounding in the 50's, 60's and disco 70's. And, although dinero or just a hot willing woman consummates the deal, the foreplay or tracking of the game is what made mongering exciting....and rewarding. Not knowing what was around the next corner. A strange woman in a strange motel, hotel, apt, house, car backseat or on the beach sand in a never been to city or country gave me a sexual rush and excitement. And the real thriller, upping the ante, by phucking married women especially after dodging their husband. Oh, the good old days.

Today's world of mongering is basically the same in many ways but time is no longer on old Circus' side. To this old fart who is well into his second half century of life.....I find new limitations with my diminished lust and this so called mongering sport has developed a lot of moguls.

All nighters have become 10% sex and 90% sleep. The massage at the MP's feels as good as the BBBJ. Foreplay is saying "please Lord, let me git it up." Doggie style is getting out of the bed with a bad back. Rough sex is being with two women at once and not being able to screw the 2nd one....she gets pissed and punches me out. Wild sex is with inanimate objects. Kinky sex is now getting my beard tangled up in her hairpins. A quickie has now become a marathon. Now chicas tell me that I give them an anti-climax. Fellow CRT members call my room at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you?" Roberto at Idems always checks my blood pressure. Wendy and Maria at the Presidente no longer ask when I will be returning to CR. Chicas show me photos of their grandmother who I banged 36 years ago. A BBBJ and swallow is now a BBBJ and clear her throat. A hand job now only requires two fingers. With a shriveled up 2" pecker I qualify for a handicap sticker. Now chicas and El Ciego offer to help me across the street. I have a tendency to sing along with elevator music. Old Circus' supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. People no longer view me as a hyprchondriac. Clothes I buy now won't wear out. I have a party in my room at the Pres and adjoining rooms don't even realize it. Knowing I'll never use up a pack of condoms. My most lucrative real estate investment in CR is a burial plot.

Shit, now I'm depressed. Somebody call the glue factory.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Once again you have managed to bring a smile to my face as well as introspection to my heart.
Write on my friend, I will be there to read!

Circus you may be older but like the song says " you might not be as good as you once were, you can be as good once as you always were"



Monger on Circus

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Circus,

How about a story about a daily expense report from the old, old days in San Jose?

Could you get a decent room, plenty of MP action and all night company for like $50 a day?

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if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Yo Circus;
Thanks for reminding me of what a phucked up sex life I really do have. Here I thought I was doing pretty good but your post brought me back to reality.
You know, I really think that you might have jumped out of one too many airplanes in your early days.
Your Bro,
LVSteve

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Just an old horney, fat gambler.

I allways look forward to reading your point of veiw. And feel good realizing I am only turning 51 soon.

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Take a walk on the wild side.

Ah Circus,my good friend,you have missed one important point. We are now in the age of the "little blue pill" which allows us to Phuck long after all our other senses have dissipated. Walking,talking,seeing,hearing and smelling aren't necessary while under the influence of that "magic pill". God bless the pill and it's creator. I think that is why "shitass" runs away from you. She's afraid that you might come after her instead of the homeless chicas in Jacksonville. Y'all come back soon now,y'hear.

circus,

From proud stallion to pasture, but not yet the nackery, amigo.

1. Chicas now call you Papi', and mean it.

2. your knowledge of the culture and the mongering game mean that ticas literally do ask your advice.

3. Those putas charging by the inch give you tremendous discounts.

4. Tony the Transvestite no longer finds you "muy caliente."

5. Your capacity to produce leche has become inversely proportional to the number of mini vodkas you can drink, and you seem satisfied with that.

Circus, you are like a fine wine that will continue to get better with age...until your cork dries up and falls off.

Cripes, there must be a huge case of late-winter blues going around. Get Rhythm has withdrawn from the board, Hung Low is writing about burn out, many guys including the Mucho Gusto and other diehard mongers are becoming M-Men. I sure hope everybody sweetens up when the sap starts running.

BTW, Circus... Is that photo of you and me on Av. Central still in the Gallery? Friend, I'd help your sorry ass across the street and into an open sewer grate anytime. I would have said "manhole," but didn't want you to misconstrue.

Thanks for a wistful chuckle to go along with my bitter cup of 1820. Appropriate.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Circus,

My attorney will be in touch with you soon. I'm bring suit against you for your post in this thread. While reading it, I laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair in a convulsion of mirth. While falling I reached out to catch my balance and pulled down a four tier bookshelf which fell on my head. My autographed copy of the Kama Sutra with page edge notes struck me in the corner of the mouth and my doctor's say I won't be able to DATY for at least a month.

You're just lucky I'll be OK by August or I'd be requesting triple the damages in the amount of $1.27 to compensate for my injuries.

Speaking of that, pour me a tinsy little triple and let's chase Shitass around for old times sake.

Thanks again amigo

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69 isn't just a number, it's a way of life

EC, The picture is still there from last years party. Whenever I need a good laugh and think fondly of all you perverts, I check out the picture. It is on my hard drive. We will have to think of other interesting poses.....perhaps you driving a taxi. Hell, you could not do worse than most of these crazies.
Damn, it will be a ball in September......

Circus
So you are shooting GLUE instead of SPERM these days? Doesn't really mater as it is all sticky but just stop sniffing the stuff?

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"Run silent, run deep"
Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

...Only 5 short months to go !!!!!! Yee-Haw !!!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Circus, the thoughts you posted are altogether too familiar...thanks for the laughs even if they hurt a little!

I do not post much these days and I spend much more time further south these days than I do in SJO. But I remember meeting Circus a while back and he was just as entertaining and unpredictable in person as he is online. The night I met him he spent more time in the BM ladies toilet than he did out in the bar. I mean not just little "dips" into the toilet, he would go in there and stay for a long time. I accused him of taking a dump in there but he denied it, said he had no time for that in there. The boy is simply not right, simply not right...but a great deal of fun.

I wish you well, Circus, and I hope you find a new box to sleep in on your next visit.

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I will never again have sex with a woman who speaks english as her first language.

YO Fellows:
About the only thing one can do when getting getting older is try and chuckle about the obvious pitfalls it bestows on us.

Ablissman: Shiiii, don't tell anyone about my secret chica toilet routine. I have wondered what you were up to since you have been a recluse for some time. Good to hear from ya.

El Ced: Thanks for not using "manhole." Certainly one cavity that old Circus doesn't need to explore.

El Lamero: The check is in the mail. Hope you recover soon Bro.

Cali: I wish I could remember what the costs were but I was a serious gambler back then and only kept track of my wins and loses. 25 years ago, lodging and food were quite cheap and $20 or $25 would snag a 9 or 10 for certainly more than just an hour or two if you treated her well and acted as a gentleman.

LVSteve: Yep, but than goodness the chute always opened up. A platoon mate did have a double Mae West.

Twarag: we had fun that day, glad Ciego is a good sport.

Thanks Redman, Xman, Zippy and V-Bob for the support.....at least you guys get banged a bunch.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

YO Circus

I just read a post from Circus The Younger on another board and he is pretty pissed. He just wants you get on with things so he can get his inheritance. He wrote you are now feeding Shitass premium catfood, upgrading to Absolut from Popov, doing your laundry twice a month instead of once, planning a Club Med trip, and eating food. He would appreciate a little more consideration. Just thought you would want to know. Maybe some day you guys will be talking to each other again.