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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease
is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.


The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect
him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for
the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected
include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with
messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to
incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by
misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking,ignorance of geography
and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical
all-or-nothing behavior.


Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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Couldn't have said it any better myself. For those of you that wanted him, you got what you deserved. Before you lecture me, next time your filling up your gas tank, thank Bush. I still think we need a Political section on this site.

Lionking

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin