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 Post subject: odds of dying in s.j.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:59 am 
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Based on my last trip there I will give myself 100 to 1. thought of the odds, and I do not want to say who that I think is numero ono....Anyone want to give odds?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:01 am 
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what the heck are you talking about man? :?:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:28 am 
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Also confused Zig, both by the first and second lines.

100 to 1? I think your less likely than that to get a cold sore from kissing a tica, much less dying.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:30 am 
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Frankly I would not mind dying in Costa Rica.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:02 am 
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Since I have retired here, there's a pretty good chance that I'll check out here.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:08 am 
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Sometimes, after 3 chicas in one day..........I feel it's a definite possibility.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:10 pm 
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Let me see, in the past year I spent 5 days in NJ and 360 days in Costa Rica :shock: . I calculate that gives me about a 99% chance I will die in CR if I continue that travel pattern. :lol:

Nothing wrong with dying in paradise :P

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:26 pm 
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Well since we are mongerers & we will all pass on someday it would be a fitting end to stroke out in the gulch with an empty bottle of Viagra spinning at your side! 8) If we die in CR what do you guys want to do with your bodies. Even though we would be as hard & stiff as ever I doubt if we could donate our bodies too the Chicas so what would we do with them?

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I doubt if we could donate our bodies too the Chicas so what would we do with them?


Do not know what plans a tourist makes, most likely none, but a resident it is something we have to think about.

My plan is cremation and then sending the ashes to the VA for placing in the vault in the VA cemetery in Florida. Hopefully it will enough years down to road that the new cemetery in Palm Beach County will be open.

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I have every intention of someday kickin' the bucket in the gulch. Just don't bury me in Morazon Park. I'd be too afraid to roll over in my grave. :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:27 pm 
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thread, so I am highly sorry, as I did not really know what I was thinking at the time. If, however, I should lose my life there, would someone please spread my ashes in the d.r.?


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The only thing that makes sense to me is the open bottle of vitamims.

Bring my ashes and throw me in the Potomac river from Memorial Bridge.
I will be with my son and grandfather.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:31 pm 
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I have told my son that if I die in CR that I be creamated and my ashes taken to the local Douche Powder factory, and run through just one more time!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:17 pm 
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the chicks will agree to a blow, and then they go pheeeeeeeeeeeeeew, blow me all over, life was good!


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