www.CostaRicaTicas.com

i went out to a bar to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with some friends. The bar was packed with girls drinking and dancing all over the place. But as I took a closer look what I found was a bunch of drunken stupid fat girls with major attitudes and bigger asses to boot. It's sad. I could not find one decent looking girl in a crowded bar. I mentioned this to my brother, who never makes comments about anything, and he nodded his head and agreed with me.

I wish I had my camera to take pics of all the fat gringas in the bar to post on here. Now I know some guys like big boodies but these fat gringas had freakishly looking enlarged asses... like an experiment gone bad when a gringa attempted to get herself a JLO bootie. Almost got sick from looking at them. I got all depressed but reminded myself that i have options.

Also feel sorry for any man in this country who doesn't believe he has options when it comes to women. We have been brainwashed for far too long to cater to these manly women.

Thank God I found Costa Rica.

I wish I was in the Del Rey RIGHT NOW!!!!!

p.s. I approached this gringa and talked to her for a few minutes and then asked her if she could buy me a beer. she asked me why should she buy me a beer? and I replied 'cause I'm a nice guy and I'm really thirsty. Told her to let the other dumb guys continue buy her drinks... She bought me a pint of Guiness and then I asked if she had a pen.. she took a pen out of her purse and I asked her to write her number down... she looked at me for a minute, thinking about it. I told her go ahead write it down, you know you want to. She did. Told her not to act all surprised when I call her because i will be calling her. Told her that i would call her when I want to see her, not in a day or two or whatever rules people make regarding calling someone. Then I told her it was nice meeting her, thanked her for the beer and told her it was time for me to get back to my table of friends. she looked surprised that i was walking away. I probably won't call her.

hahahahahaha..........can I have her number if you don't want it...?......hahahahaha

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Good job TP! Can I have that # too? I might run out of cash one night and need a beer.

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YO TP

CUNT TEASER.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Look at the St. Patrick's photos I took in Atlanta at
http://flickr.com/photos/79501194@N00/

Big Butt club here.

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PacoLoco: "You pay for it one way or another."
Ace: "Rent everything, do not buy in Costa Rica"

Ace,
that's what I'm talking about!

the only difference is that the gringas in the bar I was at they gringas are younger. but now I get to see how they will look in the years to come. No thanks. I want no part of it.

It's sad.

But who cares when you have options.... COSTA RICA.