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YO Pecker Heads:

As I sit here in my dilapidated digs sipping a mini and fingering my bloated navel....the thought just occured to me that there could be more of a mixture of people on this forum than we might be aware of. Hmmm,
It would be rather interesting to know if we have any female, lesbian or male gay members amongst us. They could be in disguise or they are still in the closet. TV's perhaps...no, I'm not pointing you out Handy even you though you looked good as Cleo. Okay, okay...old Circus has hugged a few of ya and wore some strange outfits but I'm not into yanking on any peckers except for my own.

If they did identify themselves and posted it might be disruptive to the group....then again it could be interesting and a different perspective. Whether they could add anything constructive is debatable, especially the gay poster whom I believe would have to be a rugged and hard shell individual to put up with the obvious flack from the "gentlemen" in this group. NAW, a gay man would not work.....a free spirit woman or lesbian maybe.

On the old forum (CRS) we had a poster that used the handle "Gay Monger" and winked at old Circus and others at times but I think that was just Rico, the site owner, just phucking with us. I hope that was the case.

Yep, there may be creatures lurking and infiltrating this band of merry men. Hmmmm, I wonder.......

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Interesting thing to speculate on Circus.

Some may remember we had a poster a few months ago who was interested in meeting with TV's. He claimed to be a member of long standing but was posting under a nom de plume to avoid repercussions from the members.

He indicated he was going to post a trip report after his adventure but it was never forthcoming. Hard to know if he was serious or just joking around.

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I would bet there are several women on this board. A few of the providers in Pittsburgh check out the board periodically and would not be suprised if a few are VIPs....they like the chicas too.

Yo Circus,
I think that 9.3 mile run might of jogged your grey matter loose a touch

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

Circus you perverted old dude. What are you doing? Looking for a date? You know what, now that I think about it, of all the time I hangout with you I have never seen you with any ladies. You either hang out with me, and when you're not hanging out with me you were always with CRDreamin. What's up with that? BTW, huggies do not count. You have to actually be with a real women. You're GAY aren't you Circus?

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I can only repeat what 2 CRTers told me. A flaca chica named Michele is a VIP member. I don't post about my Nica because of her. They do not get along with each other and anything I write would have a chance of being used to piss off my Nica.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

I don't think it is written anywhere on this board that a genetalia check is part of the joining process. There are only three criteria that I know of.
1. Dinero
2. Dinero
3. Dinero
So given this,if I were a working chica at the DR I would conside it a business expense (and deductable at that) to join a site such as this to see what the male of the species is saying about me and my friends.

What are you guys talking about? I watch TV all the time! And I like it!
LVSteve (posing as florida)

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YO Pops:

Dino is right about never seeing you with a woman. Thank goodness you're not a limp wristed woosey girlie man but let's face it......the chicas just don't want to screw your ugly, foul breath and crazy ass. Yea, you had your belly full of tuna when you were younger but that's history. The chicas at Idems always walk out when your fat ass weaves into the place. It definitely hurts Roberto's business for you to frequent his MP. Sparky may be on to something about your grey matter (what's left of it) brain being effected by that 15K race. Hell mom and me really hoped you would fall off the bridge.

Speaking of the race, you failed to mention that the reason you did the damn thing is that your parole officer offered to take 20 hours off your community service if you completed the race.....hell, you probably took that long to stagger in.

Remember "Mr. Clean" from the old board? He had the guts to take a TV or two to Arenal for a few days....what a hilarious story that was. You didn't by chance go with them did you? Wouldn't surprise me. You are so pitiful.

Get a life if you can find one.

hahahaha....c'mon.....tell us new guys that story.....

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