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 Post subject: Virginity restoration
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:41 pm 
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The latest plastic surgery craze- for the man that has everything, his wife and mother of 4 can now be a 40 yr. old virgin... :?
Hmm, Okay :roll: (the tightening part makes sense) :lol:

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Most patients are from other cultures which expect brides to be virgins. Many who undergo the procedure, in which surgeons rebuild the women's hymen, costs between 1,800 and 5,000 dollars, also ask that their vaginas be tightened, doctors say.
Though there are no clear statistics, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons says vaginal surgery is one of the fastest growing trends in plastic surgery. The procedure, also known as 'revirgination', is being hawked in magazines, the Internet or on radio stations as a way for women to improve their sex life or enjoy a second honeymoon.
"Hymenoplasty if for women who want to please their husband or their lover and they know that he wants to experience intercourse with a virgin,".

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I wonder if my Blue Cross / Blue Shield will cover this one ?!!!!?!??!

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Wonder how they can make us virgins again??

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The latest plastic surgery craze- for the man that has everything, his wife and mother of 4 can now be a 40 yr. old virgin...


Just makes you wonder what the next "Nip & Tuck" craze will be :shock: It seems to get wilder every year. :roll:

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Wonder how they can make us virgins again??


bygiving us non-stop shit afterwards because we stole their reviginization .....AGAIN :lol: Damn it would be like being in high school all over.


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Good news everyone. I am happy to report that PacoLoco just got out of surgery and his anal hymen has been sucessfully restored. He plans on breaking it again when he visits the Morazan Park over Memorial Day. That is if he doesn't break it on the cross bar of his bicycle first. :lol:

There are just no limits to plastic surgery. :D


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:28 pm 
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And to think I actually stayed in the next room on several occasions that the two of you were.....ugh.....let's just say....active. Difficult for an old fart to sleep with banging noise. Damn it, don't you ever let a chica bang on my door at 2 a.m. with her high heels again........respect your elders.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:56 am 
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While it may not restore it to it's original condition, Circus and I recommend pouring three tablespoons of alum into "le pussay" and waiting about 20 minutes. She'll be so damn tight you couldn't pry it open with a can opener :-)

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