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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:39 am 
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Being from the Northeast originally I'm not familiar with Rodeo. Does this mean what I think it means? lol


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VB ...It is when the cowboys in the rodeo ride the horse bareback!

Unless this is a new sex position, "Mount her sin condom, from the rear with her on all fours, as you are riding her, bend down and whisper another chicas name in her ear, hold on and try to ride her for 8 seconds!" :shock: :P

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Damm GG that does sound like fun. But you'd have to be one mean SB.

I do remember hanging on to one gal for Anal sex like that. And it was'nt the name in her ear. You brought back a good memory, Thanks!


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VB ...It is when the cowboys in the rodeo ride the horse bareback!

Unless this is a new sex position, "Mount her sin condom, from the rear with her on all fours, as you are riding her, bend down and whisper another chicas name in her ear, hold on and try to ride her for 8 seconds!" :shock: :P



I think this is how it goes.........

Rodeo sex

Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first guy says his favorite position is the "rodeo".
The other guy asks what the rodeo position is, and how to do it?

The first guy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get underway and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear - "Your sister likes this position too".....

Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."


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Another version from another book:

BUCKING BRONCO: While going doggy-style, you grab her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a "no good whore." She will jump up and start running around the room, giving you the feeling of riding a bronco, as she tries to buck you off.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:43 am 
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I think I am starting to get it now. OK then now I have another Rodeo question. Do cowboys eventually or instantly have a sexual function problem from "Bronco bull riding?" OUCH


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:17 pm 
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Well we had a different version

Do her from behind as described ... bt your buddies are in the closet. they jump out and yell RODEO ... see if you can stay on for 8 seconds


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:46 pm 
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I love rodeo sex!

I just wish I could do something about all those clowns and cow shit.


<singing now in a rich. lusty baritone>
Oh! It's 40 below and I don't give a Phuck
Got a heater in my truck
And we're off to the ro-dee-oh!
Well it's
Alabama left, Alabama right
C'mon ya fuckin' dummies get your right step right
Get offstage, ya goddam dudes you know...
You piss me off, ya fuckin' jerks... Ya get on my nerves!

- The Rodeo Song
Gary Lee and Showdown Lyrics used without permission.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:09 am 
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Hand-Solo wrote:
Well we had a different version

Do her from behind as described ... bt your buddies are in the closet. they jump out and yell RODEO ... see if you can stay on for 8 seconds


Yep - this brings back memories of college. Hiding in the closet and then suprise. Ahhh the good old days.

Another variant is the "dirty sanchez". You are doing her doggie. You jam a finger up her ass. The you reach around and wipe thy finger on her upper lip... giving her a dirty mustouche. Thus, the dirty sanchez. Try to hang on to the bronkin' buck after that one. :D I'm sure she would give a pretty wild ride.

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Chi_trekker,

That's just wrong seven ways to Sunday.

RHM :lol:


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Chi_trekker wrote:
...Another variant is the "dirty sanchez". You are doing her doggie. You jam a finger up her ass. The you reach around and wipe thy finger on her upper lip... giving her a dirty mustouche. Thus, the dirty sanchez......

I agree with RHM. Way, way, way, WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION !!!! :twisted:

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You guys crack me up!!!


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El Ciego,
I recognize the lyrics to "The Rodeo Song" but can't remember where I would have heard it.

Clue me.
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