Naranja,
- It's gonna hurt like hell!
- There's gonna be a lot of blood!
- You won't be able to ph*ck for at least 2 years!
- Your juevos are gonna swell up like honeydew melons!
- They're gonna have to shave you bald!
- You're gonna lose 17.4% of the sensation in your little head!
- They're gonna have to (finally) circumsize you while they're at it!
- After the surgery, you're going to have veracose veins in your pecker!
- They're going to use monofiliament fishing line for the stitches!
- The scar will go from your 'nads to your nipples!
- Prior to the hernia surgery, it is standard procedure for them to do a Colonoscopy first!
- Depending on how bad your hernia is, they might have to give you 3 suppositories, and a barrium enema!
- The fatality rate of this type of surgery is 4.6%!
- Due to the nature of your injury caused by your wreckless mongering activities, your insurance co-pay will only cover 20% of the cost of the surgery.
But the good news is...........
I saved a boatload of money on my insurance by calling GEICO!
Orange,
All kidding aside, I consider you a true friend, and I'm glad you're having the surgery, and not me!
Buena Suerte Mi Naranja Amigo!
Mikey-B
