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How you doing guys, i thinking of going over to CR during spring break, at first i wanted to take a trip but after reading through some posts, I decided to go independently. I heard that hotel del rey and kamar are supposely the hottest place around. Can you guys inform me on what are the cheapest hotels over there? Also what is the best way to score some coochi i heard a escort agency called G&G is good or should I get a independant girl?

Im trying to spend 3 nights at a $1500 budget is that doable?
Thanks for any input

no problemo senor..... you can easily have a good time on a 1.5K budget.
since it is your first trip stay at one of the recommended hotels. you can get a room at the preseident for $52 per night (and that includes breakfast).

that will leave a lot of cash for entertainment....

Where is the list for the recommended hotels?

Also most of u guys are gringos like u call yourselves, Im hispanic also speak fluent spanish will that affect my game with the ladies they might just confuse me with one of the locals and not get the gringo treatment what are some of your experieces ?

Does the $1500 include airfair? If so, from what part of the world?

yes with airfare from boring Orlando, Florida. As a matter of fact after further research i found ahotel for 30-40 daily called the Aranjuan or something like that there are many 1 and 2 star cheap hotels. I think i can make it for $1000 5 nights the whole spring break or im just talking crazy?

Iam assuming those girls careless where you stick it to them.

For the most part, the girls don't care about your hotel, as long as it's not too far from the gulch.

(This is just my opinion, but, the nicer the hotel, the more likely it is that she'll want to stay for the night. I don't think girls like to spend the night in some flea bag hotel.)

All right, rookies, listen up!
You found the NEWBIES'S section now READ IT!

It says "DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE ASKING A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS".

Then when you've got a better handle on things you will be able to ask precise questions and will receive a boatload of information.

Here is the short list of answers to plan a budget (because I'm a nice guy).

Airfare from Orlando - $500

Good hotel - Presidente or Sportsmens Lodge or Del Rey ($55 to $90 a night depending on room. Del Rey charges an extra $10 per girl).

Massage - 1 hour, full service, $30 to $50 depending on place. Read RBC100's Massage Parlor review.

In house full service girls (not at massage place. ie nightclubs or Idem) $30 to $150 depending on type of bar or club. In San Jose "Nightclub" means strip club with services available. Some examples would be Pantera Rosa, Kamur, Le Grillon, La Belle Mansion, Club Monaco, etc.

Strip clubs - (ie, Elite, Lipsticks, Tango India, Atlantis, $150 to $300 or whatever they can get out of you.

Independents - $50 to $300 or whatever they can get out of you.

I was quoted $300 for a TLN (toda la noche, if you don't know what it is learn some Spanish) by a knock-out Colombiana Sunday night in the Del Rey and it was already 2AM. She should have given me a discount just because Orange had already "soiled" her.

I could have taken her to my hotel for $80 for 1 hour but I passed. I may regret that in a day or two and maybe on a different night I would have taken her up on it. You just have to be there to get a sense of the whole experience and environment to determine what is a good deal and what isn't. All of the girls are different and YMMV.

STAY AWAY FROM STREET WALKERS! Some near Morazan park are NOT girls.

Now factor in transportation from/to the airport ($12 each way) and around town, exit tax ($26) drinks for you and the girls, food, tours (you really should plan on doing at least 1 day tour) and gambling if you choose and you'll get a better idea of what your budget should be.

Welcome to CRT, now do you homework.

Wit

Wit,
You probably made the right decision on that one. Orange, the stud that he is, had already tore that up! They sat with me and my Colombiana for a little while when they returned from the SL, after doing the nasty. She didn't look as "fresh" as she did when they left. But Orange couldn't get that ph*cking smile off his face! His 1st Colombiana !!!!!
Mikey-B

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Thanks again Mikey. You are right, I can't stop smiling. I did Phuck up with her at the end of the night though. She didn't get anybody after me (nobody was good enough after me ) and was going home and stopped to say goodbye. She asked me if I wanted her to come sleep with me. I said NO because I assumed that she meant a TLN session, but later after thinking about it, I realized that I think she just wanted to go to sleep in my room because she knew I was tired and she was too. I don't think she would ask for/expect money unless we played in the morning. I will ask her when I write her in the next few days, I need to know how much (if any) I phucked up.

Jmac... errr I mean Heavens Knight,

Are you going on your spring break from college?



Well, actually, they are women and they have thoughts, feelings, and emotions. They do care where you take them.



I think you are well on your way to being treated like a gringo.



Please use the search function (you probably won't) or just read through as many posts as you can between kegs.

RHM
CRT unofficial welcoming committee

Okay, amigo... algunos repuestos a tus preguntas....

1. The chicas do indeed mind where you stick it to them. Most will scream bloody murder, if you stick it to them in the nostril, ear canal or eye socket. Some however, will give up the tracero, especially the lovelies in Parque Morazan.

2. On a budget? Try Hotel Gran Via or Hotel Castillo. The Presidente, Sportsmen's Lodge, Hotel del Rey and Costa Rica Hotel Morazan are other possibilities. All except the Castillo and Sportsmen's are considered to be within the confines of "Gringo Gulch." All the ones I mentioned are friendly to guys bringing hookers up to their rooms.

3. Speaking Spanish will only help your game if you're a gentleman. A jerk is a jerk in any language. But yes, speaking castellano will help you negotiate more easily, relate your desires to the girls better and even find less hardcore, fresher girls.

4. Best place to scoop the coochie? For independents, the Blue Marlin Bar in the Hotel del rey, the Monkey Bar across the street and the New York bar down the block. Also local joints such as Bar Camelot, Bar Dandy, Bar Monaco. Nightclubs mentioned are good, so-called "strip clubs" are often overpriced. kamur is reported to be excellent, as are Pantera Rosa, le Grillion, Arkada, VIP's Molino Rojo. Use the search function to read more.

5. Read everything you can here, search on topics of interest, then return to this thread to ask more specific questions. Most guys here are more than wwilling to help out a newbie, but nobody here will tolerate laziness. We're not travel agents.

6. Check out Ace's lists for newbies. In this section, look for it.

7. Read other guys' trip reports, which often include useful information on where to find the hottest girls at the best prices.

8. Read RBC100's exhaustive list of bars, massage parlors and nightclubs.

9. Join as a CRT V.I.P. member, download and print the excellent maps available here, which show all the cool places. The V.I.P. membership is also your ticket to numerous discounts for restaurants, hotel stays, massage services, fishing and other good stuff.

10. Feel free to PM me personally with specific questions. But, doing a little research here will open up the wild world of Costa Rica and its erotic diversions to you, so use the Forums and do your homework.

$1500.00 will cover you, including $500.00 airfare, $250.00 hotels and +/- $150.00/day for food, drinks, taxis, sex...a four night trip is doable for $15K. Budget down a little bit, stay in a less expensive hotel, do more play in massage parlors etc. and you might even be able to stretch your trip to five nights. Oh, and don't forget to take at least one day to look outside San Jose. Costa Rica is a bounty of natural beauty, and even a short afternoon trip to La Paz Waterfall park will help make your trip even more memorable.

Buena suerte, y bienvenidos a CRT, pendejo...

Paul aqui a servirle...

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Not to bust balls, (ok, TO bust balls ) Repuestos means spare parts..

respuestas= answers..a small difference, but small differnces are importnat..for example..

No tenga pena= don't worry about it..

No tengo pene= I do not have a Penis...

Nuff said....

Psychman

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thanks for the help guys, righthandman thats correct im going for spring break Im tired of BS in this forsaken mamas boy city. And want to try something new I been in Germany, Spain and some other European countries but central america should be a different story.

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Psychman,

Correction noted and appreciated.

Actually, I've said "No tengo pene...." and meant it.

Cometo muchos errores. Gracias para tu ayuda.

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