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A guy is looking for a hitman.
He found out his wife is having an affair with his neighbor and he wants to make them both pay.

He meets up with the hitman on the day of reckoning.

While the hitman is looking through the scope of the rifle he asks,"Where do want me to hit them?"

The guy says,"I'll give you $1000 to shoot my wife in the head and another $1000 to shoot my neighbor in the groin."

The hitman replys, "Wait a second, I think I can say you a grand!".