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Guys,

As many of you know, I have retired my jersey since Oct 3 of last year. The strangest pattern has developed since then...

And here it is:

It seems that all my favorites from the past, i.e. the ones who enjoyed the bulk of my financial exchanges during my many stays in CR, have all resorted to stealing since my departure from the scene...

For example, Eva, my all time favorite in CR (also my all-time worst in many respects, but that's another story) was an all-around great performer and an honest girl in terms of being able to keep her hands away from my property... Well, since October she has stolen a wallet, a passport and as a result is BANNED from the Presidente.

Angel, another fave of mine, has been BANNED from the Sportsman's lodge for lying and technically stealing 80 bucks from another one of our respected members on CRT. Word on the street is that her performance these days doesn't even merit $50 an hour anymore, but what do I know??

And now just recently, another fave of mine, Ade, has been caught stealing an article of jewelry from another CRT member whom I personally know and believe wholeheartedly. With time, I'm sure she'll be banned from one place or another... it's inevitable with those kind of habits.

It's a damn DAMN shame, because in terms of trustworthiness, I would have vouched for any one of these three honeys without even flinching, but now they are on the 'black list' among my trusted friends, so to speak.

Moral of the story is that due to my lack of funding to their pockets, they have had to resort to even lower depths than mere prostitution to pay the bills (or whatever it is they blow their money on... BLOW being the key word in that sentence.......).

Sure, of course it's not really my fault, this is more amusing than anything, but it's creepy to see the "Scammers, Thieves & Con Artists" section of the VIP gallery filling up with my all-star kittens... As soon as Ade's pic goes on there, my old faves will officially occupy 50% of the talent pool in that section...

So as if anyone needs more reason to never quit this highly entertaining hobby, here's another one for ya!!

Guys and gals.... NEVER QUIT MONGERING, as mongering helps reduce crime!! HA!

Thanks for reading,

Ruffnutz

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<sniff sniff>,,I just made my next 3 trip plans....thank you!

I'll do I'll take one for the team I will be the DESIGNATED MONGER!



Xman

Ruff what on Earth did you do to these poor ladies (P-Ladies) that made them such a mess?????? Really think about a Puta stealing imagine that??? These P-ladies even as young & cute as they are, are far from nuns. I don't trust any of them period even if I have known them a long time because we know for sure they change over time with many of their habits why leave anything too chance keep everything locked up & expect the worst. Less dissapointments this way!

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RN,

For the well-being of CR, I ask that you un-retire your jersey and come down for the SB party.

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Ruffnutz wrote:



So you are saying they never stole before meeting you, never stole from anyone during the period they knew you and only started to steal when you retired

Somehow I have a little trouble digesting all that. They suddenly did not become thieves as Zippy wrote:



I think the only reason you thought they were honest is that you had the smarts to watch what was happening and they just never got the opportunity.

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Note to DonDino: Try to avoid picking up "Ruffnutz" ex-favoritas.

Sorry to hear that dude. To further prevent future criminal activities, I think Ruffnutz should come out of retirement and start mongering again to save all these ladies from the life of crime.

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Eva was bad news WAY before you .. ask Bulldog

Dino ... your #2 says Hi .. the wife and I ran into her last weekend

I just got back for trip # 4 and I have been upset for not taking"Eva" I talked to her, the girl next door and I almost didn't care about her reputation even though Vegas Bob warned me, she is so CUTE. I stayed at the Presidente, so I am glad to know now that I couldn't have her even if I was stupid enough to take her any way. One less regret from this trip.

DD, you are probably right, but I hope you understand that the post was more of a tongue-in-cheek kind of blog to start with.

God only knows the tangled web of naughtiness and deceit these honeys wove well before me...

Ruffnutz

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I can see the sign out front now....." RUFFNUTZ' HOME FOR WAYWARD HOOKERS"
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Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

if you bastards weren't so cheap then these poor girls wouldn't have to resort to theft!!

Ruff must have been overly generous.

If you call 4 inches and $50 overly generous, then you need to get yourself a new 'unit of measure' !!!!!!

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It's all relative. I use a strap-on and pay in cheap MP3s. Ruffnutz is like a God to me.

Ah, that's nothing Ruff. I stopped surfing internet porn around Y2K and the whole Dot Com bubble crashed.