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A woman is at the beauty parlor, getting her hair and nails done. While she's waiting for her nails to dry, she's talking with a few of the girls in the salon.

She decides to tell everyone the good news. She says "I'm getting married this weekend". As they're all congratulating her, one of the women asks her why she decided to get married again (since she's already been married three times).

She replies "Well, I've already been married 3 times, but I'm still a virgin".

They all looked at her in disbelief. One of the women asked her how this was possible.

She then says "Well, my 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was LOOK at it".

"My 2nd husband was a Psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was TALK about it".

"My 3rd husband was a Plumber, and he kept saying that he'd get to it in a couple weeks".

............."But this time, I'm marrying an Attorney, and I KNOW that I'm gonna get f*cked"!!!!!!

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