Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:03 pm Post subject:
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I think they definitely have some unwritten rules and you've hit on a few, whether they'd be considered "ethics" or not is questionable..
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I think chicas have their own code of ethics too. It just may be entirely foreign to us. Try these chica moral rules:
Rule 1) Never undercut the other chicas by asking for anything less than CIEN/HORA when a monger approaches you. Corollary: unless all the other chicas are out of earshot.
Rule 2) Never interrupt another chica while she is in the middle of negotiations with a monger. Corollary: it is okay to casually stand behind him (facing away) and discretely reach down and fondlie his ass as long as the other chica can't see it.
Rule 3) Never hit on a chica friend's gringo "novio" when she is away. Corollary: unless you're sure she'll never find out.
Rule 4) It is every chica's moral duty to report out the activities of a chica friend's gringo "novio" when she is away. Corollary: ...Actually there is no corollary. They all follow this rule religiously.
Rule 5) Always seek out the charity of gringo "novios", after all, charity is a MORAL imperative (particularly if it is the charity of others and charity begins at home). Corollary: sick Babi*s work best to play on their moral conscience.
Rule 6) Actually that is all I can think up for now, but I bet you other guys could think up a few more.
I'm not sure they all know about #3 Prolijo.
A few more that come to mind-
7) If a chica's purse is seen on the table or chair and no chica around- that gringo (or gringos) in the immediate vicinity are "marked property" and no otra chica shall approach or speak to said marked territory while the missing chica is in the bano or on the phone...
8 ) Having 1 drink with a gringo is the time limit before applying pressure and asking him if he wants "company" or not. If it looks like he will commit- hurry his ass up to the room or, order another drink on his tab-(also a good time to hit him up for drinks for your amigas)
9) Always try to get your fat ugly amiga some business by offering the nearest sucker-looking gringo a "fantasy-lesbian" show in his room at a "bargain" price of 100.00 each. If he says no- wait 'til he has a few more drinks and try again, making sure the fatter chica shows him how long her tongue is while grabbing his package.
BRAVO!! Everything each of you have stated is true. TRUE, TRUE!!
dapanz1
PS. If I ever get a little time I feel it my duty to respond to the
original topic of this thread. If I started to attempt talking about ethics and philosophy I would surely show my ignorance. So better everyone still thinks I'm smart.
