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Molly,
First, welcome to the CRT board. You should definitely get the VIP membership.

It was me who said the above quote. And it was not a personal attack on you, it was just to show how ridiculously overpriced American hookers are. I meant exactly what I said, that you are not hot enough to command those prices. That wasn't meant as an attack, it's just my opinion.

You will not get any business from any of the men here since we have better, and more cost-effective options. No offense, but however good you think you are, an hour with you won't equal 7 days in CR with about a dozen kittens, some for a whole night.

Just a suggestion... please don't waste your time (it's too valuable) coming to CR. You'll be bored sitting alone.

P.S. Anybody have any idea which CRT wise-guy is behind this handle?

I think it's really her.

Noqrtr61,
That's the way to go.....the AMP's!

Up until last month, I had never been to an AMP. I went to Las Vegas for 5 days in early November. Before my Vegas trip, I was reading an older thread about various brothel's in Vegas, and how expensive they were. In that thread, someone (I don't remember who) mentioned the AMP's in Las Vegas, and how there was one on every corner. That comment peaked my curiosity.

Well....after 5 days in Las Vegas, and 4 trips to different AMP's, I was hooked! After I got home, I looked in my local phone book to see if there were any AMP's in my area. There were only 2 listed in the book, but they were about a 30 minute drive. No big deal. The nice thing, was that they were both within a couple miles of each other. One night, I decided to try one out for size.

I get there around 9:30 pm. $50 for 1/2 hour, $70 for one hour. I go for the one hour massage. Get into the room, strip and lie on the massage table on my stomach. The woman gave me the best massage that I've ever experienced, bar none. They had handles on the ceiling that she could hold onto while she was walking on my back. It was outstanding, but.........NO HAPPY ENDING! I was pissed!

So....here it is, around 10:30 pm, and I still hadn't popped a nut. So I decided to drive a few blocks to the other AMP. I'm so glad I did!!!!

I get there, and walk into the lobby. Same prices, but this AMP includes a through body wash. This pretty Asian woman (mid 30's) walks me to the room, and tells me to strip, and gives me a towel. She walks me over to the shower. Inside the shower, there's a small (waterproof) massage table. She tells me to lay on my stomach. She rinses me off, then soaps me up, and completely washes me with a large body sponge, gently massaging as she goes. Rinses me off, and tells me to turn over onto my back.

Same thing, rinse, soap, wash, massage. She washed my pecker and nads without skipping a beat. Then, I stand up, and she drys me off. As she's kneeling down, drying off my legs and feet, my hard-on is staring her in the face. She smiles, and gives it a quick kiss. After this, I knew that this place was much better than the last.

We get back to the room, and she went to work. I laid on my stomach, and receive another awesome massage. By this time, I've been man-handled for nearly 2 full hours, and my muscles were like jello. After another great massage, she tells me to turn over onto my back. She put a little more lotion on her hands, and started massaging my neck and chest. As soon as I got wood again, she started working on little Mikey. She never asked, just went straight to it. Although it was only a hand-job, I was feeling pretty good. After I popped a nut, she went and got a warm towel, and cleaned me up again.

I gave her a $20 tip, and she gave me a big smile. For some reason, by the way she smiled, I don't think many guys tip her. So, for $90, I got a great shower/massage/happy ending.

I've been back to her several times over the past 6 weeks. And it's still the same. No sexo, no bbbj, only a lubed-up hand job. But the massage is every bit as good as the happy ending.

For $90, I've found my little piece of heaven to pick up the slack between trips to CR. Plus, I've never felt so limber !!!!!!!1

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Mikey,
You almost paid cien!

Almost, but not quite. I'm a "cost-conscious" shopper!
But, DAMN. What a massage......!

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Mikey:

Not a bad deal for $90, can't beat that.
I love the table showers!

noq

Oh yeah !!! It certainly opened my eyes to a whole new venue! Plus, the way I see it, it's only a matter of time before we get to the bbbj, amongst other things. Patience is a virtue.........!

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Dig deeper, Mikey. The ones in my area, not far from Toronto, all offer various ' extra's ' menu.

it will cost more than a cien btw

Mikey,
You and anyone else might want to take a look at this link before you head out to any AMP http://usinfo.state.gov/eap/Archive_Index/Asian_Criminal_Enterprises_and_Prostitution.html. There is good reason to believe there may be coercion involved with the girls that work at some of these places. If that doesn't bother you, have at it. It gives me pause. These girls operate on some sort of circuit, moving every few months between AMP's in different cities in order to help prevent them from forming any local connections with their clientele (as if their broken english is not barrier enough). Try arranging to meet one of those girls outside the AMP and see how far you'll get.

As far as extra service is concerned it varies from house to house. Some only provide HJ's (aka happy endings) and some provide the whole shebang (always fully covered). In Tampa, the standard house rate is $60 for a half hour and $80 for a full hour. That includes a table shower and steam if you want it and massages of varying quality. Some places have middle-aged Korean women and some have fairly attractive younger ones. Unfortunately, they're sometimes difficult about letting you see the staff beforehand. They'll try and get you in a room and pay your fee first or promise you that girl finish soon, though she may have just started with her current client. Be insistent. You can also get a clue about how loose they might be by the way the girls dress. Some wear fairly plain and modest housecoats or street clothes and some wear more revealing lingerie or short wraparound skirts or sarongs with bikini tops. As far as extras, they'll probably get down to business quicker if you cop a few feels and indicate what you're after. Otherwise, you might just get a 55minute rub and a 5 minute tug. Once she's "felt you out" she'll quietly ask what you want. You can indicate by hand gestures or by touching the part of her body your most interested in. Next she'll gesture for how much you pay. Unfortunately they won't give any guidance so it helps to know what the usual local rate is. Its better to underbid. She'll let you know if its not enough. A little bargaining is involved, but there may be a floor below which she is not allowed to go. Unfortunately, tips in the Tampa area are usually as much as $50-100 for a cbj to $100-150 for f/s (on top of the $60-80 house fee). I know of one place in town where f/s can be had with a reasonably attractive girl for as little as a $20-40 tip.

In NYC, they don't mess around with trying to hide it. Most of the AMP's here all just advertise at 200-260/hr. It's implied in some way that it's full service ("fully relaxing massage", etc). There are some also that just charge a house fee ($80) and the rest is negotiated.

The AMP's here are no cheaper than a regular escort, although you'll get a table shower and massage before the shebang.

Damn..... That really let the air out of my sails.
Now I'm depressed........
BTW, Great article Prolijo. Thx for the info.
Mikey-B

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Looks like more headaches for the working class from the top.

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Have a Great Day,

Dave

I pay 60 for an hour and really enjoy the table shower. They really scrub every inch of your body. Usually mamason gives the shower dries you off and puts you in a room. A different asian girl comes in to give the massage. I always let them massage my backside for a while and when they get close to my neck they will whisper, what you want Joe!, if they look really good and most times they do, I negotiate full service for 100 to 140.