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Tonight I was reminded how goddamn pitiful US strip clubs are. I went to Scandals (a popular local club in NYC) with a couple of my buddies to see a big booty Latina porn star (Olivia O'Lovely) who was supposed to be featuring there tonight. She was there last night, but I was helping my brother run his dance club so I was busy. She never showed tonight, I don't know if she canceled or what. There were a couple of smokin hot strippers, but mostly a bunch of mediocre looking ones, with bodies that needed some toning up.

For the most part, I was watching the lifeless and uninspired performances on stage (not that the CR strippers are great dancers or anything). But the most entertaining, but depressing, was watching them work the room after they got off the stage. First they walked by the stage area and expected some money just for giving you a smile or a shake. These guys were throwing money at them like there's no tomorrow. For $30, they will give you a lap dance. (I didn't ask, but it was $30 the last time, could be more now.) For one song, you basically sit on your hands while she barely makes any contact with you, and nowhere near the right regions. I didn't partake in the lap dance, I couldn't force myself to waste $30 this way. Luckily, the feature dancer I came to see was M.I.A. because she charges like $80 for a lap dance and I probably would've paid it. But that's a fantasy type thing. And then there's the champagne room, I didn't even have the curiousity to ask how much. I think I may just have burst out laughing right in a stripper's face after she told me, so I didn't bother. My friends didn't believe me when I told them about what goes on in a CR strip club. After an hour, I couldn't take it anymore, I had to leave. My buddies stayed, I just left. I felt kind of bad leaving them there since it was my idea to go in the first place, but I couldn't take it anymore. In the past (before CR), I'd come home from a SC horny, but tonight I was phucken angry. (~57 days till I can visit Pantera Rosa again and/or Kamur for the first time).

It wasn't Scores or anything, but US strips clubs are expensive:
$10 entry
$7 drinks
lots of singles EXPECTED for a forced smile or simply for being acknowledged
$30? contact-free lap dance
$? champagne room (probably better that I don't know... although it'd be a good laugh)

=NOTHING MORE THAN MAYBE A HARD-ON (and that's not a given).

CR, what have you done to me? I'm ruined!!!

Yeah Orange I hear ya & I have written many similar things like this in the past. Strip clubs here too me are simply a one-way ticket to pure BLUEBALL & nothing else! I refuse now to be stripped of my money this way. I rather save it to use it where it counts & helps Latinas who are much more appreciative of what we do & the $ we spend. I have been to too many clubs here in the USA where if you don't throw your money away on their trashy attitudes they get mad & even if we do spend money on them many act like we are so disgusting too them.

I will wait & spend my $ where it gets me an orgasmic time not a frustrated time!

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I dont mind throwing down at one of the local strip clubs for a bacholer party, other than that, you really pay for your own torture. You cant touch them, you cant phuckem, you get a big woody and have to pogo stick out of there all horny and frustrated.

I haven't been to CR strip clubs yet. Anyone gonna be in CR January 20-February 6th that wants or plans already to go to the SCs?

I agree strip clubs in the US are a big waste of money. They might be okay for bachelor party, but just cuz its fun being with all of your friends.

FYI... Canadian strip clubs are quite different... especially in Quebec. They are full contact and much cheaper than the US. You can also take the frenchys back to your hotel for about $200 Canadian. Maybe even cheaper if you get to know them. I brought two home when I was there on business. They actually requested it. It was sexy with the french accent.... "do u want to get your oil changed???" is there common expression. And, they were pure she-devils in the sack. The only problem is a TLN with them gets really expensive.

I've been going to several strip clubs off and on for awhile. In my state, it is illegal to have alcohol on the premises if the girls are completely nude, so I opt for the no alcohol clubs. It's about $10.00 to get in. If you sit at the stage, the girls expect at least a $1.00 tip per dance song. Lap dances are only $5.00 per dance song....not too bad, but of course, it's strictly hands off.

The worse thing is that most of the girls have tattoos and piercings which is a real turn off for me. Occasionally though, there is an attractive young lady that doesn't have these things, and that tends to make it worthwhile.

Zebra

Tica Fan

You will be there for SB weekend and Ruffnutz has planned a SexyBitch tour. Look for that thread and sign up-should be a blast.

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The last strip club here stateside I was in, I spent $20. That was for a lap dance........she was from honduras and asked me if I wanted to see her p*ssy during the "go thru the motion lap dance." I replied no, if i can't touch it, I do not want to see it. Then she had the nerve to ask for a tip after my three minutes of fun?

Kamur and PR where are you?

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You see how it is in the USA lots of tease & very little please. No wonder so many men have so many problems here. I believe a guy can deal with a lot of shit in this world if he can at least relax at the end of his day but to go out & torture one's self at the end of the day just adds more fuel to a bad fire that is burning? Why get anything started if you can't finish it?

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Yo TF,
OH YEA!!! Like Koppite said, there will be at least one trip to strip clubs while over SB weekend. I'll be going on more than 1 occasion myself.

Never been to a SC in the US, but the ones here in Canada arent that bad. You can have 2 girls going at it for about 100$CDN in one of the privat rooms or like Chi said, take them back to your place for another 100$.

Anything goes really, and drinks are reasonably prices.

There's a place in Durham I go to for occasional fun and I usually spend around a c-note when I go. It's $25 for a private dance but full contact like in Canada - I can put my hands everywhere and even suck on the titties. One of the girls I know there offers a $50 full nude but I've never taken her up on it because she likes to grind her ass and pu*sy in my face and I don't want to get too many of those juices on me. I'm also pretty sure I could get one or two of the girls out of this club if I wanted but I haven't really tried.

I also know a massage place where I've gotten to know a hottie that likes DATY and just recently started providing me BBBJ. It costs me $180 when I go - steep but this is America where I can also make between $50-80 an hour in my field. My theory is you can get pretty much the same thing in the states as in CR but the price is much higher, the supply is much thinner, and the negotiation is much tougher.

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Never saw the point to US Strip Clubs, just shows how sex starved we are.

******* in SoFla are $150 and it seems you can easily spend that in a Strip Club.

There are good buffets in those places though.

I never understood eating in a strip club, for various reasons...

The U.S. is not all that free and it seems the only people who know it are the ones that travel overseas. Just a few generations ago one could have found p4p in just about any state in the U.S., and now we have been reduced to looking and throwing money at it. As the previous posts here show even Canada is a freer place. If I am soooo free, why are all of the things I want to do against the law?