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The chicas at the DR all say similar things sometimes in English and mostly in Spanish. Some of these with comments follow
Baby...Why do they call us baby when most all of us are clearly closer to the end of our lives than the beginning?
Englais,un poco...This means that she only knows enough English to send e-mails asking for money
Dos chicas for you...This means that she wants to suck you into paying she and her friend so that they can share the work and you can pay double.
Drink for me, Red Bull...The DR doesn't even use real Red Bull..they sell a substitute called Max at a price that boggles my mind. A beer is $2 and the caffeine shit costs double that. My favorite is the chicas that ask for vodka AND Red Bull (That's about $7)
Where you friend?... This means that she saw you with another guy that she either had sex with or just talked to,but neither matters as she wants YOUR money now
Hello..What's your name..Where you from...Where you stay...You look for company...$100 means that she learned her English for the DR from Vegas Bob hahaha
Es mi premiero noche...means that she thinks you are new and will fall for that shit
I only work here part-time to pay my tuition... the chicas definition of part-time means that she only works 12 hours a day at the DR
Ooh tu bonito...means that you have that sexual buldge that all the chicas love. No,not the one in the front of you pants..the one that shows the size of your wallet
I haven't had sex with another person today.You will be my first.... This is the same definition that our past President used
I only work here on the weekends to help me pay my bills....to these chicas every day is a holiday or a weekend day
I have applied for a real job and will stop doing this as soon as I am accepted....but the job is for a nuclear physisist and she has a third grade education
I would love to go with you for $40 but I hear that there is an 18 year old K*D in town who will pay me $45 and promise to take me away from all this

Too funny.

Mucho tiempo - as quickly as I can get you off, I'm leaving to work part-time again.

Nice to see you back in your frivolous mode, VB.

Also:

"What hotel you stay?"

On the bottom of her cigarette carton, she has a tiny database that indicates the amenities at each hotel. By that, mini-bar inventory, room service menu, electronic/ key/ no safe, bathroom phone with instructions for dialing out, and TV channel lineup.

"How many drinks you have?"

The right answer discounts the question about the safe above.

"Your first time here?"

Answer yes, and you will experience your first spontaneous chica orgasm.

"You married?"

An utterly meaningless question, unless she is from Columbia and has some blackmail plans.

"How long you stay in San Jose?"

Ticas/Nicas: "un cien, dos cien, tres cien, quatro!"
Colombianas: "When can I show my face again after stealing him blind?"

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Seems like I spend half my life drinking, gambling, and mongering. The other half... I waste.

VB;
A classic. Admin: I nominate VB's post for post of the month!
LVsteve

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Just an old horney, fat gambler.

Hee Hee Hee Hee !!!!!!! What a ball buster!!! Touche' VB !!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

VB.....I forgot how eloquent you can be. I am in town....will you be at the DR tonight?

Twarag,
Stop by the SL tomorrow (Thursday) night. We got a poker game starting at 9 pm. As of now, we have 13 players. Got room for 3 more.
Come on by.
Mikey B.

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Twarag....Yes I plan on being at the DR for HH today.

Funny shit VB.

And a favorite of mine: "Todo es posible" (everything is possible)... when asking her about BBBJ, CIM, GREEK, and other freaky freaky stuff.

Yes, they are all possible, BUT SHE WON'T BE DOING THEM!

VB, I just realized your having fun with that boy.

Enjoyed the story.

VB,

Words of wisdom...

RHM

Sadly this is about all true. One of my buds was down & the same questions as she went down the list & when she got to YOU MARRIED he said YES & she said you bad bad boy & I was thinking oh now he's done it she will want 100 for sure cause its more expensive to get a lady to sleep with a married guy?

Vegas Bob: Im one of the three amigos/stooges.....Im the one with the shoe fetish..ha! loved the post.....i might be back next week...i have now changed my handle to zapato...i think its a good fit....i'm looking for a special novia on my next adventure....I'm getting wiser but its a slow process......If i was brillant I wouldn't put all my hopes in Bledsoe......Bye

Hahah thanks for adding me into it

Ive heard most of those lines and I actually didnt know what they meant. I was working on one girl my last night, and she was saying how its her first night at the DR. Anyways, were talking and within 10 minutes at least 5 other guys had come up to her saying they wanted another run with her.

When its all said and done though, I dont pay to much attention about what they say. Does it reallly matter if their a student?..Im not sure why I even ask it.

The last time I was there it seemed like about half the chicas were drinking voda and Red Bull. Are you sure it's that expensive? I was thinking it was around $5.

Good post VB.

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)