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Last evening after dinner I found myself seated at a CRT table of three guys who thought they were The Three Musketeers. In truth they reminded me more of The Three Stooges. First we had the infamous Hands Solo who should change his handle to Flamer. (You are missing a treat if you haven't seen him in his Halloween get-up.) PLEEEASE the Trannies must have loved him. I know much has been written about him but you had to see the chicas acting like horses coming for sugarcubes as he handed out leftover Haloween candy.
Next we has a guy with a handle of something like Zeroubi. Well it seems that he should change his handle to Zapatos (shoes). I am told that he loves taking chicas shopping for shoes and other accessories. Handy tells me that he took 2 chicas to Mall San Pedro yesterday and spent $320 on them without even having sex. I've heard of guys with foot fetishes but this guy has a shoe fedish. Soon I expect him to be followed around by a flock of chicas similar to Jesus and his followers.
Last, but certainly not least, we had dear old Scubabum. I can think of a lot of less respectful new handles for him but let's just call him Dramaman. At dinner he is telling us how his Novia is at home(where he lives and pays ALL THE BILLS) taking care of her K*ds while he is out with the guys.So I am thinking that he may actually be making some progress in his exclusive relationship with his Hooker girlfriend that I introduced him to. After ordering a beer at our table I decide to take a lap around the premises to see who might be available on what appears to be a slow night. As I am walking through the bar,who do I see.in all her pretty splender,but Dramaman's Novia looking to bang the nearest Gringo with cash in his pocket. Of course I return to the table and report what I have seen to him. His response was one of surprise,and not anger. Gee I thought she was staying home.She must be here looking for me. Give me a phucking break.
I give up. Is there a place where I can turn in my CRT VIP card or do I just tear it up.

Handy here ... the look on VB's face was preceless enough!

He should have stayed for Bulldogs arrival

Funny stuff VB,
I'm glad a couple new stooges have stepped in to replace Latinoheat and myself.
Handy tell my amigo Bulldog to find a chica his own age.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Rodney had a nice 36 year old .... that is like 2 for 1 for Bulldog

If Bulldog does a 36 yr. old can he consider it a threesome?

VB

I can see in my absents some things never change. Poor Scub......the man is in luv. Hope you guys are all good. See you next month after a 6 month stay on the beach.

PhillyRookie

Philly..WTF. Where have you been? And where is your buddy King Costa?

dapanz1

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Paradise= Sitting outside the Bodega in Panama City about 1 am. Drinking cool Balboas with cool friends and blazin' hot Colombianas. I want to be there..RIGHT NOW!

Hey Philly, hope you've enjoyed la playa, about time you came back down. Bulldog needs a wingman.
KingCosta is an M-man like you Dapanz, don't you see him at your secret chapter meetings at Handy's place?

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

VB- I still think she came in to spy on me and if she could make an extra cien or two while doing it.......wouldn't you admit that that is good business.
All I know is that I had sex last night, this morning and this afternoon. If she had sex with someone before she came over to our table, how can I complain? I may pay the bills, but I don't buy clothes for her or the k*ds, or put ciens in pocket, or the million other things that you need dinero for.
Let's not forget where we were when you introduced us.
I hope you enjoyed the mucho sexo that you lined up for today.
OBTW- last nights drama was telling me she didn't want to have sex and I should pick out a chica at the BM. This went on for an hour- even had to ask HS for a reco on Daisy's sister. She was even recommending chicas. Afterwards, SFMLHAWOF!(she phucked me like her ass was on fire).
Scuba

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Vegas Bob:

You need some new friends. Do not throw your VIP card away. What you need to do is suggeste that all new members be given a temporary status till it can be determined that they can be left alone for more than 10 minutes.


Lee

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PS: DO NOT SEND MONEY!

Heck VB is the guy I am worried to leave alone in football season ... or at Pricemart in the Baileys and Camarones isle

If this is old age.... God help me...

PIDD
I think?

about a candy bar?

Hey, whatever works for a couple, I say. And you are one liberal man , I wish the best for you and your chica.

Is she hot btw ?

My pinga thinks she is hot. That's good enough for me. Sorry, no photos.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"