www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I have heard from a few (ok a ton) of bretheren that the "Kittens" is driving them bonkers ... sorry Florida ....

So what will it take to get rid of the kittens?

1) VB stop playing blackjack
2) Have me take down my pink curtains
3) GR and Ruffnuts (aka f*cknuts) to cheat on their honeys and be banished from the M-men
4) Dapanz to build a raft and sail to the DR to rescue his gal when she is home
5) Astro to boink a gal over 40
6) Latinoheat to tweeze those eyebrows
7) Paco to consider sex with a woman that doesnt look like a man
Showerhead to screw a woman that has never been to Colombia
9) Papichullo to go to GT and spend a weekend banging everyone that moves
10) Tman to say Panama is horrible, stay away


All the avobe are in good fun ... other ideas?

#5 ??? over 40?? Try over 19?? And I am damn tempted by Camilla at Golden Times...first time in a while I feel "tempted by the fruit of another". Uh oh! Does it qualify as an MP? It aint out of the country...but it is on the other side of town (does that count)? Help me...I feel like I am falling!

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

Ok - my ribs hurt from that one....

I might have to add

11.) DG - to remember that the cigars are for smoking.....

thanks HANDY i needed a good laugh. meow meow meow i will stop using the word kitten , when guys do not use the word p.t.s when i get a good explanation about singles and doubles from k.m.r just like the guys that cry about ZIGS pictures, remember HANDY you took photos of turtles phucking when there are fair elections blah blah blah PURA TINY FURRY BEASTS

I agree on the Kittens (Gatitas...I saw him try to use the spanish word...doesnt work...no puppies, does, any baby animal). Sorry Florida...kittens is driving us all to hate those tiny furry beasts. Just yesterday Tman and I ran over a half dozen in spite of your posts!

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

good job now someone go take a picture of the bad chica , or do we have to wait 8 months tiny furry beasts remember MR.BIGGLESWORTH HAVE A GREAT KILL DAY

This is some funny shit... I really needed the laugh.

Here's some more:

Eddie must allow Nuckinfuts bring his 'girlfriends' into Zona Blue

Wizard must stay sober past 10pm

Hand-Solo actually must give me that damn phone number he owes me from six months ago!!

Coqui must start posting again, not piss ANYONE off, and actually make friends with more than 2 people


fucknutz, err, I mean Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Not sure what any of this has to do with the kittens but it's funny.

-Latinoheat aka "cheap bastard" would actually give a propina, (besides a pack of gum).
-Ruffnutz finally realizes he is really in love with GetRhythym.
-GetRhythym gets caught by his novia with 5 chicas in his room.
-Things get so bad at Kmr and they hire RN and GR as PR guys and Florida as bartender.
-Handy goes ahead with his life-long dream, the sex-change operation.
-Papichullo goes 1 whole year without knocking up some chica.
-VB finally screws every chica in the country, gets bored with it all and moves to Boston.
-FrozenCavemanMonger starts posting again.
-Florida gets confused while doing kittens doggie. Meow, woof woof. Then he actually makes a post using whole words, punctuation and WITHOUT the word kitten, but soon becomes obsessed with monkeys and changes his handle to Mr. Bigglesworth.
-Dapanz invites us all to his wedding at the HDR. Goal and Sparky fly in the Mango midgets for the bachelor party. Of course the bridal shower is at Handy's place and he's a wonderful hostess.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Zig finally gets to post all of his photos on our site...1015 photos in waiting, not a one showing my 3 " masterpiece!!!

Funny shit Paco - best laugh I've had in a while.

Think I need to reconsider bunking with Ruff next weekend???

The best thing about being computer illiterate is that I don't know how to move the "Emoticons" into my message. If I did I might use them like Florida does and drive everyone crazy. I really enjoy the things that Florida has to say,but I wish he would say it with words instead of "Kittens and Emoticons".

Hey Florida, Try Furry Pussies. Maybe that will get them off your back. Lionking

the NUCK likes furry pussies, i like mine shaved like our little A little A THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE HAVE A GREAT LAY

I was wondering what this topic is about!
I have a card near my bed that says ...

"Every time you mastubate, God kills a kitten. (Please think of the kittens!)"

And it has a foto of a kitten running away from some monsters, and a cute kitten in the corner...

Now me and some girlfriends say... "What you been up to?" "Oh slaying some kittens..."

If we want a booty call, we say "Come over and help me save the kittens!"

Inside joke I guess...
OD

Here you go, OD:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time ... s_a_kitten