Chupanalga wrote:
paco, do you really want me to leave? I returned because many members sent me private massages asking me to stay .They said they really enjoyed my openess, honesty, and my style of life.
Wow, you know, call it a hunch... but somehow I highly doubt that MANY members sent you private messeges pleading for you to stay. Here... as in the tradition of many comedy sitcoms, I will quote several of your more "classic posts," which will highlight your 'openess, honesty, and style of life' that seems to be in such high demand by so many of the members of the forum...
Let's start Memory Lane with an episode I like to call "A Mental Midget's guide to sexual health..." [Dream sequence begins]
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i usually have intercourse without condom , but before ejaculation , I pull it out and finish the job outside , go to piss immediately , wash my Pichola with soap and water ,
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2nd, you can have intercourse without condom as long as you ejaculate outside and not inside the vagina . this practice is not risky as some of you think . as long as you piss immediately after you finish , and give your pee wee a good wash with plenty of soap .
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and if you so scared don't do it ok?
Oh here's a good one...
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for me Cialin worked best, hard on without side effects
dont really think that was a typo... the n-key is almost on the oppostie end of the s-key... but yeah, maybe I'm being too hard on the poor guy with this one... let's move on.
Here's how the guy describes himself in one post... Honestly, I couldn't make this shit up...
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But approaching people and getting involved little in their life makes you a better person and a stupid green person as you described me. thank you
"Ass Sucker" Chupa Nalga
Here's an interesting one... caught in a lie...
in one post talking about his "lawyer" girlfriend, he puts:
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She was playing Slot Machine next to me when I started a conversation with her, she was with two guys , one of them a man like in his 30's I would say , the next is a teen-ager maybe 15 or 16 , I asked her if they were with her? she said yes, the man in his 30's is her husband and the teen- ager is her cousin who is a drug addict whom she is trying to help.
Then when PacoLoco calls bullshit on his whole story, he posts ON THE SAME THREAD:
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I never said I picked her up while her husband with her
Things that make you go hmmm.... and then cough out 'BULLSHIT'...
Here's a bit of literary prose that Ass Sucker (self-named) directed at our long standing and well respected member PacoLoco after he legitimately called bullshit and actually gave examples of the contradictions in his posts... this is a true gentleman, people, check it out...:
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listen smart ass , of course I had to know she was a lawyer, I phucked her didn't I , so she had to tell me something about herself. you sound like a shmuck who doesn't believe anybody anyway no matter what I say so go and Phuck yourself.
If you just take had taken time stupid ass and read my report , I mentioned that it was going to be brief , so I don't what the Phuck is your problem.
And here's what he writes to another well respected, long standing member, Dapanz1:
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and you dapan shit I don,t give it phuck if you believe me or not , so go jump.
And here's a promise I WISH he'd have kept, and also here he goes calling himself names again:
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I will not be writing again in this forum...
Chupanalga "butt licker"
The guy only has forty-something posts and look at all I dug up in less than 10 minutes and only looking at a quarter of his posts... Now I'm not gonna say Ass Munch here is an idiot, as it's not nice to say, but you better believe I'm THINKING it. And though I have neither the right or authority to make this clown go away... I sure do WISH he would...
And if there really WERE people begging for this pest to come back to this forum for the reasons of enjoying his "'openess, honesty, and style of life," you REALLY need to get your head checked... Please pm me, we can have a long drawn-out discussion about how people like this are detrimental to the healthy running of a forum like this, not to mention the verbal diahrrea that this guys posts (as I demonstrated above with some quotes from him) is about as useful and helpful as a raging case of herpes.
Anyways, I rest my case.
It's a shame this thread blew up with as many responses as it did... we must be REALLY hurting for entertainment on the board.
Ruffnutz
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