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A straight man can learn a lot from his gay male friends. No really, stop laughing. I'm serious.

One can learn a lot about fashion, for instance. Also, since gay men are the closest thing to female (other than females), they have a sort of empathy for women, and can often make sense of otherwise inexplicable feminine behavior.

Sometimes however, they come up with hard facts that can benefit us straight guys.

A gay friend, we'll call him "Juicy Brucey" told me the following tips on making one's semen much more palatable. He offered to do a taste test, but I politely declined.

First of all, cigarette and cigar smoke give a bad taste to jism. No surprise there. Garlic, cillantro and green onions can also adversely affect the flavor of the leche.

Too much red meat in one's diet will give a heavy, funky flavor to the man-juice, but fish and poultry actually lend a sweeter flavor.

Certain fruits, particularly papaya can make one's spooge taste/smell like a dirty baby diaper.

However, there are foods which can positively affect the flavor of ejaculate. Surprise your favorita by spending a day eating nothing but pineapple, and you'll see the smile on her face as she gulps down your masculine pina colada! Also, moro (blackberry) and crema (vanilla) will lend a delicious sweet tang to your salsa blanca.

Try this for yourself the next time you enjoy breakfast in costa Rica. Heavy on the pineapple, please!


Oh, by the way... Salsa Lizano will make your man-goo taste like shit. And Juicy Brucey should know...he's tasted plenty.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

EC, you're the shitz.

I mean that in a twisted way.

Hope to meet ya.

Hotluck

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Don't tell my Mom I'm a Pilot. She thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Brothel.

And I think if he "spent the day eating nothing but pineapple" he's HAVE the shitz...

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Okay, if you deviant brothers are serious about this, El Ciego's gay buddy is correct. However, there is a much simpler way to make the girls swoon for your juice.
Go to wwww.semenx.com

I hate to give out all my secrets, but I've seen what some of you funky guys put into your buddies in CR. Poor girls. I figure if more of you utilize this product or El Ciegos’ tips then more girls in CR will welcome and crave the CIM and in the long run we will all benefit.
Maybe Admin. can look into a CRT discount!

El Ciego, leave it to you to c*m up with such a subject and be so caring about the tica's feelings. Do us a favor and tell us what effect alcohol has on flavor because that's usually what I've had the most of and after a few drinks I'm really not interested if my J*sm tastes good or not, but enquiring minds want to know.

As Jazzbo hasn't yet fished this one out of the CRT dumpster, thought I'd give it a bump.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

El C,

I do remember this post, a true classic …

A small warning needs to go with it: fresh squeezed pineapple juice (non-pasteurized) is equivalent to nuclear strength Ex-lax.

Mendo

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"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

Mendo...you didn't learn that lesson on a flight to SEA did you

Tstef wrote:



Not on a flight (thank god), but one VERY interesting evening in Pattaya… never again

Mendo

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"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

Speaking of Mendo and his love of wine... A good red or white, not too much tannic acid and a bit of sweetness is also reported to improve the flavor of one's ejaculate. So Mendo, skip the jugo de pina and go for a nice Siraz (spelling?) Or maybe a sweeter beaujolais? Dee-lish. And, it's Juicy Brucie approved.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

/this

El C wrote:


Or for the best of both… try Tedeschi Vineyards, Maui splash or Maui Blanc. Both made with Pineapple juices… actually pretty good wines.
http://www.mauiwine.com/whites.html

Mendo

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"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

Mendo,

Do the "Blue Thunder" drinks help with the taste of your spunk ?!?!?! Or the Tiger beer ?!?!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

MG wrote:



Ding, ding … now I know why Sam sets his bar up right near Lolita’s… this could also be why there is always a fresh fruit cart some place between Lolita’s and Hell Club on Soi LK Metro…

MG you'll understand this in about a month...

Mendo

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"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

I like to mix it up a little to surprise my significant other at the time and will down some asparagus every now and then just to watch her squint and pucker up. lol

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