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Suggestion for CRT Monger's Motto. New applicants must be able to say proficiently and confidently in Espanol when joining (wouldn't hurt for the senior members to give it a try as well ): "I want you; I need you; but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad." This line, of course, is from Meatloaf lyrics, but I doubt he would mind.

For myself, I'm printing and taping this to the front of my comp. Being an old dog and a romantic at heart, I'll need more re-training than most.

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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
English poet (1809 - 1892)

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I know its a old thread but while giving a good friend the show and tell pictorial from my last trip I think I came up with a good motto for the site.

IF YOU CANT GET LAID HERE YOU MUST BE BROKE


I would of used it for a tag line but I didnt want to exceed my limit of two.

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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How about.........

Their asses are like the county fair, they get bigger and better every year.

Or

You can’t wear something out that makes its own grease

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

I prefer the following... I want you; I need you; but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna pay you cien dolores!

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

I agree with Bilko's take on this......

Le deseo; Le necesito; pero no hay manera que voy siempre a pagarle cien dolares

gender translation issues

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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OK, nobody ever said my spanglish was good......


Especially ME

Ok....how about this one;

Cien??!! I want to rent it......I don't want to buy it.

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

Or....

Or how about the East Texas redneck version? Cien??!! It ain’t nothing but the hairy end of a gut!

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

more 'words' of wisdom from CRT's broken record king and edited 18 months later after the post resurfaced with Mr Black and OFT....... Hmmmmm....Wonder what he deleted? Prob something about kittens...

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

What I used to do at night, now takes all night to do[

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DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND LOVE WHAT YOU DO

Fleet Starbuck, a deceased blues musician from Miami had a line in one of his songs about his buddy trying to hook him up with some latinas. There he was fumbling through some spanglish when all of a sudden at the top of his lungs:

"A Hunnad dahlas! ... I din unnerstan a wuurd yew sayid!"


PS: For anyone who is good at research he produced the _finest_ version of Harlem Nocturn I have ever heard. Got the panties drippin every time. 8^)

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"Believe none of what you read, and half of what you see." Old Island Woman