www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Where you hotel?? lol

"you here por bacation?"

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I can't deny it, with that smile on her face. It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase!

It takes time to de-cypher the questions from the HDR ticas, but here goes...
What's your name. Self explanatory and they will answer with either share their real name or her stage name.
What hotel you stay ? How long do I have to travel to make a few bucks.

On vacation ? How long can I fleece you, or if you live here and know the score.

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Having too much fun. 8)

Ok, update.

My often less than reliable source, upon cross examination by me, confesses the three reliable sources he proffered did not all verify an opening as had been clearly initially stated, but now just one of them, and he himself did not go, someone told him they went...

Duped again...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Well, that was a premature ejaculation!

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U R Legend

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If you let the devil ride, he's gonna want to drive

I called the Rey a couple nights ago after someone I know that lives in costa rica had said they heard that it was reopening. The same answering machine came on, so that was a positive, but no one answered. This was at night though, so I decided I'd call the next day.

So called yesterday and this time a gentleman answered and I was able to ask him some questions.

I asked if they were reopening, and taking reservations. He said yes, that they would be taking reservations probably in a week to 10 days. I asked if it would be the same as it used to be. He said yes it would. I asked if Gabriella would still be running things, he said no to that, that it was new owners.

So idk, we'll see. Some hope at least

In CR, you should believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.

The Nigerian Prince has contacted his inner circle about reopening the hotel shortly. Pre paid reservations are being selectively accepted for VIP. The reservation will include 2 sessions with a princess of your choice and will provide you food, valet, and room service. This offer is for 20 minutes only and the pre paid amount of five g's will be good for 20 nights. Use the VIP code 'sucker' to reserve now. Crypto, and bank routing info will insure a quick reply. Hurry !

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Having too much fun. 8)

According to the HDR website, 'single' rooms will start at $119. That seems a little high. When/if it does open, any guesses what the chica fees will be? Allowing for inflation...$20, $25? Perhaps we should have a contest as to how long it will be before they have a raid...
< 1 month
1 to 3 months
3 to 6 months
> 6 months
The grand prize could be a free three-night stay at the Circus Cardboard Inn, located in the Parque Morazan

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

Actually, you should probably just make up some shit on your own and go with that. It would be about as truthful as anything anybody might say.

Believe 0% of what you see, it's all just smoke and mirrors.

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I can't deny it, with that smile on her face. It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase!

It opens in a week and a half. My source oh boy... I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this one.

A friend who lives there heard it from a HDR bartender LOL we know how dependable they are especially with our change. Take it with a grain of salt I am but I'll be there with a beer in hand if it opens and most of you will be in the cold north country and no Pu**y

I would absolutely not put money on it, no guarantee, keeping fingers crossed !

I would put money on 78 days from today. Guaranteed!

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They changed the text in past 3 days
Hotel del Rey & Casino
With a stay at Hotel del Rey & Casino, you'll be centrally located in San Jose, steps from Morazan Park and 4 minutes by foot from National Park. This casino hotel is 1.6 mi (2.6 km) from University of Costa Rica and 1.8 mi (2.9 km) from San Pedro Mall. Make yourself at home in one of the 102 guestrooms featuring minibars and flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless Internet access keeps you connected, and cable programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with bathtubs or showers feature complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as safes and desks. Distances are displayed to the nearest 0.1 mile and kilometer. Morazan Park - 0.1 km / 0.1 mi Pre-Colombian Gold Museum - 0.3 km / 0.2 mi Parque Espana - 0.3 km / 0.2 mi Plaza de la Cultura - 0.3 km / 0.2 mi National Park - 0.3 km / 0.2 mi National Center of Art and Culture - 0.3 km / 0.2 mi Jade Museum - 0.4 km / 0.2 mi National Theater - 0.4 km / 0.3 mi National Museum of Costa Rica - 0.5 km / 0.3 mi Museum of Contemporary Art and Design - 0.5 km / 0.3 mi Plaza de la Democracia - 0.6 km / 0.4 mi Central Park - 0.7 km / 0.4 mi Melico Salazar Theatre - 0.7 km / 0.4 mi San Jose Cathedral - 0.7 km / 0.4 mi Rafael Angel Calderon Guardia Hospital - 0.8 km / 0.5 mi The nearest airports are: Juan Santamaria Intl. Airport (SJO) - 19.1 km / 11.9 mi San Jose (SYQ-Tobias Bolanos Intl.) - 9.7 km / 6 mi The preferred airport for Hotel del Rey & Casino is Juan Santamaria Intl. Airport (SJO). Featured amenities include a 24-hour business center, dry cleaning/laundry services, and a 24-hour front desk. A roundtrip airport shuttle is available for a surcharge. Try your luck at the casino and enjoy other recreational amenities, which include a nightclub. Additional features at this hotel include complimentary wireless Internet access and concierge services. Satisfy your appetite for lunch or dinner at Del Mar, a restaurant which specializes in international cuisine, or stay in and take advantage of the 24-hour room service. Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. This property is closed from December 1 2020 to December 31 2021 (dates subject to change). Ch*ldren 15 years old and younger are not permitted at this property. This property advises that enhanced cleaning and guest safety measures are currently in place. Disinfectant is used to clean the property; commonly-touched surfaces are cleaned with disinfectant between stays; bed sheets and towels are laundered at a temperature of at least 60°C/140°F. Social distancing measures are in place; staff at the property wear personal protective equipment; periodic temperature checks are conducted on staff; temperature checks are available to guests; guests are provided with hand sanitizer. Contactless check-in and contactless check-out are available. Each guestroom is kept vacant for a minimum of 24 hours between bookings. This property affirms that it adheres to the cleaning and disinfection practices of Safe Travels (WTTC - Global).

Complimentary toiletries? Cool!

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