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Hello fellow mongers,

I am new to the non-US game but definitely played locally. I had an unexpected stretch of time off and on a whim decided to take the plunge. I wish I would have done some reading prior as you guys have enlightened me so much just from some newbie posts. I am sad I wont be joining you gents at the SL but I plan on stopping by in my cargo shorts to say at least once on my trip. I am a little uneasy about staying at HDR as I am picky on room cleanliness and comfort, but its only 3 days.

If anyone wants to show a new guy the ropes or catch a beer and watch some world cup count me in!!!

Thanks to all the contributors here, its really a great site and has helped me answer many of my questions.

-Cole

Welcome Smokintx!

I think most of us stayed at the HDR at least once - it’s ground zero baby! I remember my very first trip trip, first hour at HDR .....my buddy picked a chica for me cuz I was so nervous ......she was gorgeous and Colombiaba I think. She had dual Pony Tail braids.... she was gorgeous....light skinned, tall, fake tits....After my first Leche, I wanted to go downtown on her and take advantage of her looks ....(and she wanted to get dressed and leave the room!)....

She asks me, “ju have a wife and K*ds baby.”

Yes, I reply.

“I phucked over 1000 men baby,” she exclaims!

“Ju really want to kiss my pu*sy and take germs back to ju wife and family of a 1000 men baby?”

No, I replied.

“Okay baby, lets go back downstairs!”


Yup, nothing like being a little green on your first trip!

Listen, after you bust your first nut at the HDR, just walk up the hill to SL and hang out at the bar and start talking with fellow mongers...it’s all good!
**take a cab after dark

Have fun and share your trip details!

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Get a room facing the Key Largo they are much nicer than on the other side although a little more noise.

@Calforniamann - LOL! Sometimes the little head gets the best of the bigger one. Glad you had a pro to show you the way.

@Hank - Great Tip. I have sent a message to the hotel in hopes they can accommodate.

Thanks for the advice guys!!!

I am just a few days away from sipping on imperials and enjoying what CR has to offer. I cant wait.

Hate to break it to you but Imperials are best chugged so they stay cold, god-awful when they warm up.....
Take a bottle coolie with you if you like to drink slow.

Hey guys,

Whew. What a whirlwind! I'm here, with my first visit to Monica's down(Robert is a very cool dude) and barely escaping the lobby at the HDR twice with some convincing(
albeit a bit aggressive) ticas.

Anywho, anyone around tonight that I can buy a beer? I'm having fun but wouldn't mind a wingman.

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Somehow i don't seem to have that problem. I guess i save a lot of money on coolies.

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