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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:46 am 
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[quote="LAdiablo"]

my advice to you would be to seek out the coldest and most heartless monger you can find...



That would be me... :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ok, feel free to pm me before you come.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

By the way, if you get a girl in your room and she's starting to give you some noise about wanting to be paid first, or reneging on her promises or trying to upcharge or rush you, take advantage of you because she detects you're new, nervous and hesitant, just play her this song, and sing along with it loudly, staring directly at her the whole time, while doing a strip tease and dance in front of her before going any further...

And the panties you brought, as per my previous suggestion, put one on your head while going at it...it'll really bring your confidence up and she'll know you mean business....


https://youtu.be/zSQp7YOPdJ8

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:18 pm 
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Can't say it enough but I really do appreciate all the invaluable advice and helpful input from everyone. Doing my best to internalize all of it. A lot of very funny posters here as well, some of these posts have me literally chuckling out loud. Which is good because the more laid back I go into this new endeavor the better it will be, I'm sure there may be a few trip ups here and there but before many of these responses were posted I was already conjuring up all these worst case scenarios. I was already fearing and anticipating one of these girls asking me why I can't "rise to the occasion" and attempting to explain that I feel guilty about my family back home and I really am new to this and I'm nervous. Which I'm sure would have been met with a "well then why the hell did you come down to stay here?!?!"


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:27 pm 
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Dead_Bedroom_Fred wrote:
Can't say it enough but I really do appreciate all the invaluable advice and helpful input from everyone. Doing my best to internalize all of it. A lot of very funny posters here as well, some of these posts have me literally chuckling out loud. Which is good because the more laid back I go into this new endeavor the better it will be, I'm sure there may be a few trip ups here and there but before many of these responses were posted I was already conjuring up all these worst case scenarios. I was already fearing and anticipating one of these girls asking me why I can't "rise to the occasion" and attempting to explain that I feel guilty about my family back home and I really am new to this and I'm nervous. Which I'm sure would have been met with a "well then why the hell did you come down to stay here?!?!"


They don't ask questions and many guys they are with are 104 years old or at least look it and the last woodie they had was a cool station wagon in California in the 50's. They don't care or comment. One time I injured myself, my back, had a pinched nerve, ungodly pain. I was swallowing percocets like a fat K*D with M &M's, those meds can often prevent a woodie. I just told them what was going on and it's their lucky day, they only have to do 1/2 the work and get full time pay, lol.

Also I had a married friend come with me a couple times, he was terrified he might catch something and have to 'splain it to his wife and divorce attorney, he never had sex with them but just played around and played some pocket pool by himself while she would bounce her boobs in his face.

Whatever you want, with of course, the exception of really weird things, and then some are specialists in that, there's one named Luna, too scrawny for me, but many guys are crazy about her and say her main attraction is her fun playful personality and willingness to do it all.

I'm a big boy and prefer curvy girls, my current fave is 5'10'', 1/2 N. American, her mom was a hoe and dad one of us, she's about 160 and super curvy, double D's, big booty but very little fat, gym rat girl, smart, engineering student, probably smarter than me, lol. But then again, that bar ain't that high, lol.

When I eat her I have to sometimes tap out like wrestlers, her powerful muscular legs catch me in a scissors wrestling hold if I try to pull away before she cums, I get scared she'll break my neck, lol.

Don't worry, you won't get killed or arrested or exposed. The only thing you might have to worry about is if I introduce you to her, if you're into eating, and she's very clean, by the way, she demands you finish what you start, lol.

if you contact one of us when you get here, any one of us will give you referrals of sweet girls that will never confront you or ridicule you or question what you want to or not want to do, but just give you lots o lovin'...

Many of them are really sweet and fun and they don't judge you, they just size you up for what you want and do their best to accomodate you. Many of us can give you great referrals. If you go for one yourself, take your time, talk to her, get to know her, see if she's sweet and fun and playful, tell her what you will pay and what you want.

If you don't speak Spanish (and several speak at least broken English) there's Spanish/English apps for your cell phone, communicating with the non English speakers is fun that way too, for some reasons shy guys can say bolder crazier things that way and the girls reply in kind, after each comment, if you have a good one, you look at each other and laugh.

You need to get down here, and you'll meet guys who will help you out.

Just do it!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:14 pm 
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Don't worry about rising to the occasion. I used to use that as an incentive to the girls. First thing I would tell them was that I was just with someone a couple of hours ago and that she would have to work at getting me to the finish line. If she did though I would give her 5-10k propina. It did not matter if I just got into town or if I was getting ready to leave I used that line a lot.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:01 am 
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Fred you are NOT Dead yet! Get back in the game. Stop putting yourself down. Think positive! Pull the trigger and go. My favorite saying - FEAR IS TEMPORARY BUT REGRET IS FOREVER!! If you don't go to Costa Rica you will Regret it for the rest of your life! Make it happen.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 10:52 am 
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This was about a week ago just to give you an idea.

Customs agent "What are you visiting Costa Rica for"

Me "Vacation"

Customs agent "What you do on vacation?"

Me "Woman,booze, and relaxation"

Customs agent "How long you staying?"

Me " 1 week"

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Customs agent "Have a good vacation and weclome back to Costa Rica" guess he seen I been here like 20ish times before.

Long as you not coming here for und***ge girls/drugs/ or trying to smuggle in products like a shit load of phones or a lot of money they don't give a shit what you do here.
They also have no idea where you are really going after you leave the airport, so you can tell them whatever you like if you want.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 12:26 pm 
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jota1500 wrote:
This was about a week ago just to give you an idea.

Customs agent "What are you visiting Costa Rica for"

Me "Vacation"

Customs agent "What you do on vacation?"

Me "Woman,booze, and relaxation"

Customs agent "How long you staying?"

Me " 1 week"

Stamp

Customs agent "Have a good vacation and weclome back to Costa Rica" guess he seen I been here like 20ish times before.

Long as you not coming here for und***ge girls/drugs/ or trying to smuggle in products like a shit load of phones or a lot of money they don't give a shit what you do here.
They also have no idea where you are really going after you leave the airport, so you can tell them whatever you like if you want.


When I lived here for 2 years, 2007-2009, I dutifully flew back to Florida every 3 months, I never got hassled by any CR official, but once returning back to the USA, an agent reviewed my passport and saw the numerous stamps. he asked me "Are you working down there?" I won't go into the details whether I was or if I was, was I legally working there, but I just politely said "No", with no further comment or explanation. :|

I had an attorney friend teach me that, if you're confronted by cops or officials, even if you've done nothing wrong, they're fishing, don't be a chatty Cathy. Don't "explain" that which is not asked to be explained...He stared at me hard for what seemed an hour but maybe 30 seconds, I just returned the stare with a goofy non hostile look on my face "anything else?" :?

I was waiting for him to cross examine me, worst case scenario, besides my credit cards, I was carrying my bank debit card, I could prove I had a nice chunk of change there and merely say I'm down there living off my savings. It didn't come to that, he seemed irritated, I out bluffed him, he asked no further questions and stamped my passport hard. :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 12:57 pm 
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Netgems wrote:
When I lived here for 2 years, 2007-2009, I dutifully flew back to Florida every 3 months, I never got hassled by any CR official, but once returning back to the USA, an agent reviewed my passport and saw the numerous stamps. he asked me "Are you working down there?" I won't go into the details whether I was or if I was, was I legally working there, but I just politely said "No", with no further comment or explanation. :|

I had an attorney friend teach me that, if you're confronted by cops or officials, even if you've done nothing wrong, they're fishing, don't be a chatty Cathy. Don't "explain" that which is not asked to be explained...He stared at me hard for what seemed an hour but maybe 30 seconds, I just returned the stare with a goofy non hostile look on my face "anything else?" :?

I was waiting for him to cross examine me, worst case scenario, besides my credit cards, I was carrying my bank debit card, I could prove I had a nice chunk of change there and merely say I'm down there living off my savings. It didn't come to that, he seemed irritated, I out bluffed him, he asked no further questions and stamped my passport hard. :twisted: :twisted:



I kinda had the same shit happen to me 4-5 trips back with a US customs agent.
Why do you go to costa rica soo much? "Because I like it better than shit hole US vacation spots" was my answer.
What do you do there? "Beautiful woman, drink, party, relax." Same answer I give Costa Rican customs.
Course I got my ass flagged for additional screening. The agent was very uncomfortable me having to explain what bed restraints and a hitachi wand was in my luggage. One of my girls wanted to try some freaky stuff that trip.
His look of discomfort was worth the additional screening that time.
I've got Global Entry for my last 3 trips and never had an issue or additional screening with US customs since. I use to get flagged all the time.


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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:44 pm 
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Incredible responses Pops! Truth is probably many of us have had the same insecurities.


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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:04 am 
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You think you've had moments coming through Customs? :P :lol:
Coming back through ATL, a duffle bag containing the RaboRobot (TM) phucking machine tore open, and about a dozen dildos spilled out on the Customs plaza floor. So there I am, blind, on all fours trying to gather up the dildos...three under each arm and one held (momentarily) between my jaws. The officials were straining hard not to burst out laughing...

If it's not illegal, don't sweat it.

Now, to DeadBedroomFred: Because of diabetes and the lack of visual arousal (I am blind), I am sexually impotent about half the time. Guess what? The girls don't seem to care. They get paid either way. I once asked an experienced girl with nearly 20 years in the business about the number of guys she sees who have problems raising the line. Her answer was about 50%. Half. Every other monger can't get a boner. Some can't even rise with the help of boner pills.

Hint: Stay sober, don't overeat (especially sugars/carbs) right before a big date...and most importantly, don't feed yourself negative messages.

Also, no two girls are alike. One girl, seeing that I was nervous and having trouble, got me into a combination pillow fight and tickle wrestle... I got hard despite myself and had a great session. She's a doll BTW, a dark skinned rasta chick with emerald green cat eyes. Double tongue piercing. Her pro name is Gatita, and she can often be found at the SL.

Illness: Statistically, Costa Rica is one of the safest countries in the Western Hemisphere as regards sexually transmitted illness. For one, the AIDS rate is even lower than in the U.S. and Canada. Be sure to use condoms for most sexual activities, but you're safer in C.R. than you would be for instance, in Mexico.

I'll be down June 15-25, 2018. If you happen to be there at the same time, look for a nice looking gent with a long white stick, speaking good Spanish and charming all who come near. :P :8 :lol:

Fred, you'll be fine. Please PM me, if you have other concerns. I've been there, done that in C.R. since 2004 and would be happy to wing with you.

The main idea of "pura vida" is taking life as it comes, with a positive and relaxed attitude. You'll know it when you feel it, and it's waiting for you. And I'm not just talking about the poon tang; it's everywhere and in almost everything, if you look for it. Smile. Relax. Have a beverage. Look and listen around. You wil, I can promise have the best time of your life. And as stated by other posters....w'ere here and we're happy to help.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 4:47 pm 
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Wow! El Ciego, what an incredible reply!!! I live 10 minutes from SL and hope to meet you when you get here! Your attitude is infectious, I have incredible physical constant agonizing never ending sleep depriving back pain, I've learned to endure it, but for a brief moment in time, reading your advice, it disappeared. You're an inspirational guy!!! 8) 8) 8)

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