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I've decided to return to Costa Rica sometime around June 15, 2018. No, I haven't made any reservations yet. If we're already friends, and if you'll be in San Jose between June 15 - 27, please let me know. This trip will be my 20th to C.R. since 2004 and a chance to celebrate my 61st birthday a bit early. A shot of Patron and a chica sound like a nice way to welcome another year of aging.

My bucket list for this trip includes a lot more exploration of MP's. Also, I've never been to Alcaser nor to the famous Relax. I've not visited Zona 2 since the change in ownership some years ago. I still need to visit the Pirate Club, if it's still open. I've been away too long, and by the way could use some current intelligence.

My last trip I was stood up by both Luna and Karen; we had fixed dates, but it appears that overpaying gringo clients outbid me. Without a call or warning, neither girl showed up. I guess I'll miss the opportunity to be with Luna again and with Karen for the first time; I don't have time to waste on no-shows. An apologetic Gina (Karen's sister) tried to fill the gap but couldn't. Furthermore, both women are now elderly and while they both reportedly give amazing service, there are younger, sweeter and more appealing options.
. So forget them. hasta la vista Luna, and to Karen... your loss sweetie.

Post here, if we're friends and if you know you'll be in C.R. during the last two weeks of June 2018.
Cheers, and play safely.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I have read your posts over the years and am very impressed by the way you manage with your disability.
A few updates for you. Go to the famous Relax and the comparatively new Monicas.
Luna is supposed to be working at Zona2. They have a new dungeon room there. You may wish to try it out with Luna. I have not met Karen since 2014 but she is still a favorite with many members.
I do not hear anything about the Pirate club but Alcazar should be good. Also if you have time look at MP 360.
If you need directions let me know.
Enjoy.

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Softbob

There is nothing either good or bad
but thinking makes it so.
HAMLET

Thanks Soft Bob,
Fact is, I'm done with Luna. We have a long and illustrious history together going back to 2011 or so; she has ridden my phucking machine like a champion (yes, there's video, but I don't necessarily want anybody to see my fat ass, which is unfortunately also in the frame). We've alread been through a few of the 50 shades...in the comfort of my SL room. But we had a date, she no-showed, hasta la bye bye. My time is too valuable to waste on no-shows. Same goes for Karen. I'm sure she's all that and a bag of fried yucca, I have been with sister Gina since she was at the old ZB...but Karen is now off my list. Can't blame her; the story I got was that after hearing me book the date with her, some other scumbag puto offered her triple her going rate. Thank you, brothermonger, whoever you are. I hope your dick didn't work with her...

I was impressed by Monica's when Pops showed a friend and me around. I sessioned there with a little cutie named Paola...sexy student type with glasses, B-cup boobies with upturned nipples and a marvelous attitude. I've never been to Relax.

Truthfully, I've never been a huge MP fan. I hate waiting for the knock on the door that always seems to come 45 minutes into an hour-long session. But, for economy and variety's sake I'm thinking hard about doing more in MP's and less with girls who frequent the hotels. Thanks for the offer; I actually would like to know how to get to 360 and Relax...although I'm sure I could find directions here on CRT with a bit of searching. Thanks!

Thanks for the reply. I hope to someday meet you in Costa Rica.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Enjoy the trip always good to see the vets holding it down

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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I do not remember the name of the thin tall girl with glasses but I think she is the only one there with glasses. She was very nice to me and put on my socks and tied my shoe laces when she saw me having trouble doing that. BTW she loves raggae music.
Directions to Pension Relax : on calle 11 between av. 8 and 10. Opposite Bar Idem. On the right side of calle 11 after you pass Tin Jo in the earlier block. The entrance is a little recessed between 2 buildings and there is a small sign and bell to press. Open Sunday.
Directions to Sala de masajee 360 : On Ave 9 between calle 2 and 4. on the left side of the street as you come from SL just beyond Bella Mansion bar/restaurant. Opposite some religious hostel ( forget the name).
The ave is sloping downwards here. Closed Sunday. Not recommended to walk there after dark.
Best time to visit would be 11 A.M. to 4 P.M. ( what I found, may be later too ) .
Earliest I can visit SJ is August. Hope to meet you some time too.
Suerte.

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Softbob

There is nothing either good or bad
but thinking makes it so.
HAMLET

"Truthfully, I've never been a huge MP fan. I hate waiting for the knock on the door that always seems to come 45 minutes into an hour-long session. But, for economy and variety's sake I'm thinking hard about doing more in MP's and less with girls who frequent the hotels. Thanks for the offer; I actually would like to know how to get to 360 and Relax...although I'm sure I could find directions here on CRT with a bit of searching. Thanks!''-El Ciego

Hello El Ciego,

You don't know me but I'd be happy to knock one or two down with you and exaggerate our prowess, I'm retired and just relocated here in January, 10 minutes from SL. I enjoy meeting like minded acquaintances from CRT and comparing notes, getting recommendations, giving some.

It's hard having these discussion with friends in the USA who never visited, they either just plain don't believe it, it sounds too good to be true, or they loath you for living the life while they retire every night with what appears to be their grandmother....

Relax is inferior to Monica's, but you go down Ave 1 via the back bar entrance of HDR to AM-PM, head right (south) on Calle 11 and head down 5.5 blocks, it's on your right, set back in a small strip shopping center type of building, Across the street and a bit more South is Bar Idem.

I've been to Relax many times, the girls there are all nice 6's and 7's, none outstanding, give decent service and generally cooperative and sweet, not overly enthusiastic. Some guys rave about some older gal there, (Jenny, maybe?) but I get older gals in the USA all day for free, and turn down 97% of them, I like my 20 somethings here.

I believe in letting those old relics of bygone braggings retire in peace, remove their dentures and give their followers great gum jobs, but I personally pass...I agree with you...new meat is my game...

The place is a bit dingy, and the communal shower is a turn off, I wash my Poindexter off in the sink there and head home for my shower. The moment you walk in, they all swarm you, they want you to make a decision fast.

Somebody told me they do have a visiting room, but I was always blocked by 5 to 7 of them, staring me down, each one telepathing "Pick me", "Pick me"...it's unnerving, I quit going there, if they ever give up that policy I'll return.

Monica's, on the other hand, is clean, well run, American owned, great helpful guy, Robert. Many really beautiful enthusiastic girls there, albeit some could lose a kilo or 2 but there's more than enough real stunners there to offset them.

One was a soccer player with mind numbing muscular gorgeous legs. I might build up the courage for that one next visit, she could snap your neck in 69 if you got her going...

Even some of the heavy but not too heavy ones have gorgeous faces and full breasteses, if you don't mind a bit bigger legs n ass, you still can't go wrong. I've never had a bad attitude there, and numerous GFE's. Plenty of chairs and couches, sit down, take your time, you can talk to different ones or request a recommendee...

The owner is honest, straight and fair, you'll get your full hour, I've overstayed mine by 10 minutes or so more than once, and if you want extra time and you see the end of your 30 minutes or hour is fast approaching, you merely hand the girl your money for an extra 30 min or hour, I believe 16k and 20k respectively, she brings it outside your room and returns fast, back to business, no upcharge for extra time, no hassle.

I've added an extra 30 min a couple times when I was testing a new one and decided to go for just 30 minutes just in case she wasn't worth it, so far, every time, she was worth it and I paid, some of my faves get 2 hours and a fatt propina from me and none will know where you live or be tempted to take at least something...

He also has copies of all their cedulas, strict on drugs and fighting and other bad behavior, none allowed. No illegals, no under 18's, very excellent policy. Rooms are clean and private hot water American style showers with plenty of high pressure. I might go there one day and shower alone for an hour, lol, Costa Rica showers are not the best...

I hear good things also about 360, but so far haven't been, and old Zona, now called Club 506 or something, has good talent on occasion but their pricing is higher, still, they're close to everything and you don't have to walk 5 to 7 blocks through the hood to get there, then do it again headed back when you're delirious and exhausted.

Plus if they're dead, you can check out whatever they call the other place, I'm forgetting a lot more stuff these days...I stuck my head in one day last week and was surprised to see a full house of hotties, lately every time I stopped in they were quiet. I've always gotten my full hour and then some in both those places as well.

SL has an interesting array in the afternoon around and after lunch with not too much competition and they don't have the aggressive atitudes you often see at HDR, but I still take my time and interview girls at HDR, avoiding the loud boisterous ones, the ones who approach me, and I still find hidden gems, often quiet and reserved in the back playing the slot machines by themselves or with one friend only.

You just gotta look, interview, and don't be afraid to say no. I've walked away from some after a long conversation and we couldn't agree to what I want or she seemed hurried, disinterested, unenthusiastic, whatever, sometimes I've tossed them 2 or 3 thousand colones and said "We're not going to click, but thanks for your time".

This kind of blows their mind and occasionally some will see I'm a nice guy and not afraid to spend some money and their tune changes...

I've had some see that I'm not kidding and they've said "What is it you don't like about me?" And I'll say, "Well, I really thought you were beautiful, that's why I was interested in you, but you don't seem to be interested in me and don't want to do what I want to do, you seem kind of bored and that's too bad, because the girls who really treat me good get niiiice propinas..."

I've had 180 degree turnarounds sometimes with that one, and the follow up was excellent when I was 2 seconds from walking away looking for new prey...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

El Ciego won't tell you this because he is a modest guy but he speaks pretty good Spanish and is an old hand in CR. He would be a pretty good wingman if you want to tour the MPs with him.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

Aw-w-w-w..... :8 Yeah, I've been coming to C.R. since August 2004. I started coming to the SL before they built the modern wing. I do speak Spanish more or less fluently with a big vocabulary, but make glaring mistakes sometimes. I am blind (translate my screen name here) but am quite mobile and light-footed for my nearly 61 years. I'm happy to meet new guys and wing with them.

I did session in Monica's. It's a class act; it reminds me in feel and quality of facilities of the Zona Blue I knew during the first decade of this century, when Rich owned it, Eddie ran it and that cute Chinese lady was behind the bar... actually, my first visit was when Wanda ran the place.

But yeah...

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Just for the record the cute Fillipino lady Daisy.
She helped ease me into the Zona Blue scene by recommending Pamela to me.

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Softbob

There is nothing either good or bad
but thinking makes it so.
HAMLET

I remember the days when Eddie ran the joint. He was always fair and accommodating. I picked a newbie one time and once in the room, she issued a plethora of rules, mostly on normal stuff the other girls always agree to. She had a bad attitude and wasn't afraid to show it.

15 minutes of debating with her, and not touching her, I walked out with just a towel around my waist and nothing else. Eddie knew me well and just calmly said "What's going on, Netgems?"

I informed him of what she said, he then spoke to her alone and said "she said you demanded a bbbj and she doesn't want to give one". I said, "Eddie, you know I'm a dfk lover, gfe lover and pounder, a bbbj is not a deal breaker for me, we've talked about this a lot of times when I ask you for recommendations..."

He laughed and remembered, then told me I can pick a diff girl and start over. There was one there who I had been with before and had a good time with, but the girls were bewildered when I walked over to them still butt nekked except for the towel I'm holding around my waist and motioned her to come with me, a couple guys at the bar probably wondered what it was all about as well...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Ah yes, Isra... I remembered Daisy's name just after posting...but I thought she was Chinese, not Filipina. Live and learn. Actually, my first session at Zona Blue, a lady named Wanda ran the place, there was no real bar and the rooms were much different. I don't remember my first girl's name, but I do remember that Wanda insisted that I be given permission to feel up all the talent (as I am blind). Only one girl refused, but the other girls insisted that I feel up Wanda too. I lifted her petite frame and positioned her with legs over shoulders, my mouth to her (dressed) crotch, much to the delight of the other girls. Ah, good times. I smoked my first Cuban cigar that afternoon as well, from my room immediately across the street from the (at that time closed) New Fantasy. (Hotel Don Carlos; uptight, not chica friendly).

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I'll miss you by over a month.
I'll be at SL next week. A somewhat auspicious occasion on Tuesday the 15th. Depressing more than auspicious.
Would have been nice to hook up as it's been well over 2 years since we last saw each other.
Forgot his handle but it would have been nice if he could have been there too.

As usual:
El Ciego has more vision and sight than most of us who have use of their eyes; glasses not with standing.

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Patriot: Ice Road Trucking through the Bearing Sea to recovery

DB... Sorry that I'll miss you. Fact is, I still haven't booked my flight, although I am reserved at the SL. Friend Johnny C. may be joining me, as he wants to wrestle with a few more female athletes. I think the guy you refer to however, and I don't remember his handle either....is the guy that introduced himself to the chicas using the first name Tony and my real last name...arse pirate... This will not be a "Hollywood" trip; I am coming down with a bit less money than I usually do and will probably spend more time in MP's than looking for freelancers...but still a good time. PM me; I'd love to know about the road you're now traveling. And if "recovery" (your tagline) includes being a friend of Bill W., I'm all for it. Best to you, my old friend. I hope life is treating you kindly.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

What a great exchange! I learned a lot right there. I'll be down 5/26-6/2. Love to meet up with any of you guys. @ SL 5/25, 26, 27. Thanks so much for sharing. Mat.

Well, it's a done deal! I've got my airline tickets booked, my rooms reserved at the Sportsmen's, and at least a dozen past favoritas have already heard that I'm returning to town.... I just started my checklist....

1. Lubricants - Check
2. Condoms - Check
3. Toothbrush etc. Check, check, check.
Oil for the f**king machine... check

And on and on.... b

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.