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I'm not sure you appreciate the greed that will develop after the first day. Three a days will be the norm.

Only in town 3 days? The only tour you need to book is Pop's tour of Pensions and Strip clubs. Save the volcanoes and coffee plantations for a longer trip.

Russ can be found often at the SL pool table, make it your first stop.

Your mind is about to be blown.

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Just sayin'....Phalstaph

Shit at 37 you shoud be doing 5 a day........ Ok maybe not for everyone is up for that. In my opinion 3 days is just enough to get your feet wet with all that the Gulch has to offer. If you are going to check out pu*sy for your first trip, I would be surprised if you would do anything but that, once you get a taste of it. I have been to Baldi and it is about 3.5 hour drive from downtown and once the traffic gets going you can count on an easy 4.5 hours. It is a 2 lane road the majority of the way and the slow drivers have no courtesy to pull over when they have an opportunity, if fact they will push their piece of shit vehicle as hard as they can to try and keep anyone from passing them. Most of them suck ass and do not have a clue how to drive. Ok enought ranting, back to Baldi, It is well worth the trip, but I would reccommend spending 3 days in that area alone as Baldi is great for a full day. There is a lot more to see in that area and a ton of Ziplines, ATV tours etc...... If you are hell bent on getting out of downtown then Jaco on a day trip might not be a bad idea as it is only about 1.5 hours, unless you are on a Sunday coming back into town, then you can look forward to 4-5 hours because of shitty driving once again. Make plans as you wish as it is your vacation, but I have a feeling whatever plans you make, things will change....... Not that I have done that, a bunch of times......

So, I booked an earlier flight, this will in effect give me an extra day in SJ. I've decided to do the Arena Vocano and hot springs. Hopefully I'll see some white faced monkeys and shit and I'll have pictures I can actually show my mom. After all this is a vacations in several diffrent ways.

I read one of the comments said, "a horny 37 yo". You see that's not really the case. If you were me, in my situation, and you lived here and couldn't reliably pull 8s then you don't deserve to get laid. If you play the games it actually easy. There's tens of thousands of them with tier hand bags and red bottomed shoes and extensions and fake lashes. The problem is the game, I'm completely over it. I'm starting to actually hate them. And I need to adjust my attitude and put that in check, like yesterday. I'm at the point where I won't even approach girls that I like, not out of fear of rejection, it's quite the opposite. It's because I know what I'm signing up for. And believe me you, it's a nightmare, and I don't want to deal with it. The girls here really are just terrible people. They will nikle and dime you for shit all day and nag and complain if you don't want to go to some expensive place so they can post pics on their IG. It's annoying. My ex GF 25 yo half Persian bottle dropper literally got $300 in just random errand shit around town when we went out for lunch and that was $75. And she said I was cheap because I was getting annoyed. In contrast if some tica wants full cien and is happy as can be, then that's an improvement. And it will improve my attitude.

The alternative is coming down to strip and plying the tourist chicks, which with wingmen and the right hookups is incredibly easy, but you're looking at 300-500 in incidentals for the night unless I want to uber the 20 miles to my house on the side of black mountian, overlooking the peasantry, but then that opens up a whole new can of worms. Plus I despise coming to the strip for anything besides hockey games when I'm not working. I avoid the place like La Plaga.

And the ugly ones are even worse. Because of all the fukBois willing to put it anything that's wet and willing. Even the 4s think they're special. They are not. If you approach a group of girls maybe a 9, an 8 or two, mostly 7's, with a 4 or 5 sprinkled in, it's always the 4 that gives you attitude like they're doing you some sort of favor by talking to you. The 4 gets really brave when she thinks she can leverage the collective hotness if the group. Well we're not grading on a curve and the 4 is still a 4. I mostly think they do this to boost their own ego but I don't care I don't put up with that shit at all. I go full Donald trump and it's fantastic. God blessed me with wit and the ability to have total apathy toward people's feelings. Honestly camera crew should follow me around I'd be a millionaire, it really is hilarious.

Long story short, when you take the nuclear option with the 4 the rest of the group pretty much hates you, even though everyone else is laughing.

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