www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Tico time. Walked by one afternoon this summer, gates were locked so didnt go across the street to peek in, then a car pulls up, 1 chica gets out and goes in and the door guy tried to wave us over. No thanks, we thought she was the maid! it was a nasty day with lots of rain, but we stuck our heads in about 9 other places and there was opportunity. Never have found anything at NF that i had to have

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Netgems Log, Final report :

Last day before flight home and I can't locate any of my favorites so I have to get some strange. I just got a massage from Hazel at La Amistad, I am floating, a bit delirious, and no longer in pain. I normally am not a big massage guy and most of the working chicas can't give a good one if their lives depended on it, but let me tell you about Hazel.

I have been getting massages from her for 10 years and she's no nonsense. If you are stiff and sore, and/or have back or neck pain, go to Hazel, go directly to Hazel, do not pass go, do not collect cien. If you are expecting a sweet loving soft caressing massage, and by the way, no sexo, no blow and no happy ending, you won't get it from her.

What you get is a strong powerful sometimes a bit painful massage that works your knots out and works your pain out. She's been at this game over 10 years and has super strong fingers, I think she could crush a rock. I'm willing to bet she could do the Mr. Spock of Star Trek trapezius hold on anyone and bring them to their knees.

She digs in hard and finds the problems and works them out. You will yelp like a swatted puppy more than once. Long story short, you will leave her feeling like you're 25 again, as if you spent a 1/2 a day at Arenal Hot Springs in the 102 degree mineral volcanic water. If you want a no nonsense hard tough massage that delivers, look no further...

So after all this, I find myself at SL, their relatively inexpensive fish sandwich is Sea Bass, and there's nothing like it in the fish sandwich category in the USA. For you guys in Palm Beach, it even beats Bud's...

Anyway, I slipped a full vitamin V with my meal and looking for strange for my last night. Nothing good for hours, I finish my sandwich, down a couple drinks, chat with some guys...zzzz....finally around 5:30 or so they start trickling in.

I spot a beautiful little spinner by herself, nice full ample plump what appears to be jiggly au naturals. She's been there a while and sits by herself looking bored. I start up a conversation, things going good, she asks if I want company, is ok to going to my apartment 3 miles away.

I tell her what I absolutely must have, got burned on one I didn't discuss beforehand, so not on my last night...In any event she said no to everything, and I'm really not that demanding, no wonder she sits forever...I politely thank her for her time and spot a buddy across the bar and head over.

I spot a gorgeous Dominica alluring exotic little thing I saw on my first night in HDR, just my type, our eyes make contact, I stared her down the first night but somebody grabbed her, I'm excited about my chances but she's having dinner at a table with 2 guys, buffoon's are drunk and yakking it up, she keeps playing peek-a-boo, but I don't want to disturb them.

I saddle up next to my pal, and we're comparing notes when in walks Maritza, one of my old time faves who I thought I lost contact with, wow, for my last night! I know her well and trust her, and am even contemplating an all nighter! I walk over to her through he then building up crowd and when I turn the corner....she's gone!!!

I search and search and search even lurking by the ladies room, walking outside, nothing, nada, nein...WTF???

Oh well, a long legged tall beauty with shorty shorts on walks in, a real class act, probably will demand cein but worth it and I"m getting desperate. I walk over to her before any other guy can suddenly realize what we have in our midst and beat me to the punch when she walks behind the bar and talks with workers there, she's obviously not for rent and I move on.

Ok, I'm sitting by my lonely self on the vinyl couch up front, I wave my buddy goodbye, he's found an average looker and is walking out with her. suddenly I spot a girl, obviously an Asian mix, tiny waist, mind boggling ass, gorgeous face, sitting and chatting with some other girls. If you're an Asian lover like me, you hit the jackpot. She gets up from her table and heads back I'm guessing to the ladies room, now SHE DISAPPEARS! I look all over, nope, gone.

Ok, I'm used to HDR, non stop party scene, I've never been late at SL, I'm surprised to see them thinning out and no more girls walking in, I decide HDR. I walk outside and see a little beauty sitting on the curb by herself, we strike up a conversation, she speaks perfect English, is intelligent and educated and classy, funny, flirty, sense of humor...ok, finally!!!

Nope. She looks really young and said SL refused to let her in because she didn't have her I.D., she swears she's a 19 year old college girl and it could be true or I could end up in jail, don't like the odds, I bid her hasta la vista and down to HDR I go.

So I'm walking around the place and I spot a super sexy Dominica in almost a bikini, in my almost 15 years coming to HDR, I never saw any girl dressed so skimpy, and she has a magnificent body, she spots me checking her out but I want one more walk around. She has a good sense and starts following me!

She knew I was astounded at her and was zeroing in for the kill when I spot the Dominica I saw at SL, she smiles at me, she's alone, the other one is fast approaching...what do I do? Decisions, decisions...I know!!! Last night, let's party down!!! I'm going to ask for a threesome and introduce them to one another!!! yea, that's the ticket!!!

Nope...One of my buddies I just met and befriended, he's a good friend of a friend of mine, both live here, he recognizes me and suddenly is in my face!!! He's an expert on all things Costa Rica and is a good source of advice and by the way....loves to give it, and a bit of a blowhard, not unlike myself...I can't shake him and I explain what I'm trying to do and he's not having any of it.

He gives me a strong admonishment about taking two strange girls who don't know each other to my apartment late at night, he's probably right but vitamin V is thinking throw caution to the wind, but he keeps explaining what problems could ensue and is making sense, I look around, both are gone...

We both spot one I was with my first night, she's gorgeous, was excellent, clean and classy, great body, delivered in spades, sweet...he says "Isn't she the one you were with the first night and you trust her? Fate is sending her to you" I had told him of all my missed opportunities so far that night. Since he is a self acclaimed expert, he strongly suggests her for my last night, damn, he's making sense.

Mr V agrees, she spots me staring at her, smiles and waves, I'm NOT letting this one get away, my buddy encourages me to make my move, "Whattaya waiting for, go, before this one disappears too!!!) 15 minutes later we're in a cab headed to my apartment, she agreed to 3 hours for cien, she likes me and knows I'm not going to work her too hard.

So in the end, I'm with a girl I know and trust (to a degree) and like and she me, we have a fabulous time, even better that the first, she falls asleep in my arms like a g/f, we wake up at sunrise, we exchange phone numbers, I tell her I'll be back in January, will def now add her to my favorites list...My buddy may be a know it all blowhard, but damn....he was right!!!

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The “Dominica” gals are from the carribean isle of Dominica? Or are they DominicANAs from the Dominican Republic?

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D.R. I have always had super times with D.R. girls, equal to or better than Nicas. Low key, not hyper or bitchy, pretty much whatever you want, no demanding cien, just fun n sweet n lovely, sexy and can really take it, always great asses...

I actually never heard of the isle of Dominica and never met any in CR, but nice plentiful supply of D.R. girls and I have never been disappointed.

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Dominica is a small island in the carribean that got flattened by Hurricane Maria this year

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^ looks like a lot of cheap p4p options for frugal enterprising mongers...

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riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

Good shore scuba diving there, or at least there was. I don't know about the muff diving currently.

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Final Final note:

After 3 days of wildncrazy HDR, I ended up staying at Vista Linda 2 weeks, I got a deluxe furnished one bedroom 2nd floor unit in a high gated safe gringo stronghold by itself at the end of a street, edge of a mountain, magnificent breezes, much quieter than downtown, gorgeous mountain views. $25 a day if less than a week, $160 a week.

$500 or so a month, no deposit, no cc, no lease. I got an airy all window unit on the second floor, full kitchen and supplies, bed, blankets, pillows, good wifi, big tv, modern keyed safe in closet, just a regular apartment, I met guys here who have been here for years and love it. No fee for visitors, no issues, just bring her in.

It's in a little town called Calle Blancos, 15 minute ride north from downtown, negligible cost by bus, about $4 to $5 by taxi. Uber goes there, I'm told about 1/2 cab fare. Taxi's always running close to apts every 10 minutes in day, better to have someone to get you at night, I walk around there at night, but some may not want to.

Owner is Carlos, fair honest guy from Venezuela, lives there, any issue fixed fast for residents. In a working class Tico hood, not a sweet place like Escazu, Sabana, San Pedro, but clean safe quiet tranquil residential hood with bus stop 50 feet from gate, plenty of small grocery stores and restaurants (chicken, Chinese, pizza, sodas) a block to 5 blocks, easy walk. Wal-Mart about 2 miles away. Big gated place for parking.

All gringos living there, everyone nice, some with youthful Latina wives or live-ins, but lots of single party guys, share cabs, etc., to HDR, SL, fun group, people always coming and going, big tv downstairs in open air roofed lobby, lots of big chairs and free coffee in a.m., good opportunity to meet people, relaxed fun atmosphere, many old pro's who can dispense good advice to newbies.

I recommend it more for experienced guys who know their way around and have been here repeatedly and might want a longer stay, don't want commitment but don't want $70 to$140 a night hotel bills. it's not an elegant place like La Amistad, for example, so those demanding grey poupon forget this recommendation, but it's an older clean safe place with Tico building atmosphere where you can do your own cooking, have an apartment like atmosphere, and still be downtown looking for love in all the expensive places, it's just you won't have to pay them.

Here's their info, I'll be back Jan 7th for several months, I loved my breezy apt with fabulous views at $530 a month, I'm told there are some as low as $450 and most right at $500, but I'm a sucker for a fabulous view and windows, so I reserved this one. Most are just as nice and bigger, many other 2nd floor units have great views as well.

http://www.vistalindaapartments.com/

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Thanks for the info netgems, i may soend several weeks in SJO next year, so this would help the budget. I go through a lot of towels a day , is there onsite laundry or daily laundry service?!

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this story was from 2017, reopened about a week later.

Somehow I missed this, early Alzheimer's, I suppose. The owner is -ahem-frugal and you get one towel so slim you can cut it into pieces and shave with them. You have to go to Wal-Mart 2 miles away if that, they have cheap to expensive towels. The maid will do a pile of laundry, they supply you with a laundry basket, for apx $10.

They will change wash and dry your sheets and blanket once a week if you wish for free, I chose to bring my own.

Wash, dry, fold, back to your apartment 4 to 5 hours. No weekends.

Since I'm known to be frugal, I pack that laundry basket like the innards of a golf ball, it's so heavy (not joking on this one) I agreed with the maid that I'll carry mine down and up when she's finished. I'm up on the second floor and she was exhausted carrying it back to me, that's when I told her I would do it, lol.

I picked it up and noticed it was like 30 pounds, nothing to me, but she's under 5 foot and looks 95 lbs, trying to carry 1/3 her weight, equivalent for me would be to lug 70 lbs up a flight of stairs and down the hall after washing, drying and folding them for $10.

I'm always nice to the maids and cleaning ladies and give them good propinas, they work really hard and usually don't steal that much...

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