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Should have listened to jfoot. I fly in yesterday, had the uber bring me to a great massage place. Beautiful girl, great time, then I'm off to the bus station and down to jaco. All downhill from there. Cocal had lots of girls last night but most had a shit ton of tattoos and fake tits. Not my thing at all. Eventually took a girl back and then I noticed she had some kind of blue wart thing on her lip. Now I'm freaking out that I got herpes. Phuck. I won't know for another day or two though. Phuck. Might not be herpes though... from what I know about herpes it's a cluster of warts and sores, not a single blue thing.

Go get massage today because there was a hot girl outside. Get in there and then I get some phucking prego 45 year old and no happy ending. Terrible start. Want to go back to San Jose, but I have this hotel one more night. What a disappointment. Might just eat it and repeat with the massage girl from yesterday. Jaco sucks big ass. Want to go back to the original plan of sportsmens for last night. Phuck jaco. Can anyone help???

Sounds like you're having a string of bad luck. Sorry man. This is strange because I hate fake tits and dislike tats also, but always manage to find girls there that I like.

How long were you by the pool area and at what time ? You'd be surprised how quickly things can change.

a lot of guys hate jaco besides the heat and rain part
in the grand scheme of things what does one night lost in a hotel mean?
if i am feeling like you theres no question what i would do
get the Phuck out of there and not worry about the lost cost of the room
laws of self fulfilling prophecy apply

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I was there at 9 and hung around until 11. I passed on probably 8 ticas before pulling the trigger and then by that point I feel like all the good ones were gone. the wart thing + plus the massage let down + the fact that I'm not supposed to bring girls back until 9pm is what's pissing me off. What's a guy gotta do to get laid in the afternoon around here lol. I think Thailand spoiled me to be honest.

Ok, I'm a whiny little bitch. Sorry. I think it's easy to put a lot of pressure on yourself to have as much fun as possible on trips like this. Any small hiccup throws shit out of wack. Tonight I drank two beers in my room, marched down to the cocal at 7, grabbed the hottest girl there, didn't negotiate, didn't clarify what I wanted and just had some great sex. All is good again. I was trying to be wayyy too picky the night before. I think partly because of some of the stuff I read here. Girl wanted 150, she was the hottest one there out of 20 or so by far, so I took her. Got to stop being American and just go for it sometimes. Money will be made again. Sex with a smoking hot 21 year tica is a memory that will last forever. Shiiiit. I pay 150 for a freaking date back in the states.

LMAWO !
Great to hear man !!
It's easy to be overly picky when in a place like that. Kinda reminds me of when I was a teen and left from the first porno shop I ever went to empty handed cause I couldn't decide

Money can always be made, your experiences are priceless.

Health and happiness to all...........

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

I hate tats too, but if a super hottie has them, just dim the lights as best you can, (turn on bathroom light, shut the door, turn off all other lights, draw curtains) then concentrate on those tits, nipples, ass, kitty, mouth and everything else you want to that the tats are on, you'll soon forget all about them.

By the way, before you get to work, as she gets undressed, compliment her on the tats, they all love their idiotic tats and it puts her at ease with you, they love to explain them and can help set the stage for a good session.

More than likely dozens of old grouchy gringos have dissed her tats pissing her off and setting the stage for their bad session...she'll be thrilled an old gringo thinks they're cool...then shut off the lights and get down to business...

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Good tips. This girl actually had a stomach tat, but I didn't care too much. It was at least nicely done with color. I think she was trying to cover up a c section. I'm 28 and this girl said I was perfect for her and wanted to marry me. Haha. Funny how she made that decision within an hour. Wants to open nail Solon in the states. She's trying to get me to repeat tonight, but I'm not sure. I have exactly $130 left. Oh, and I found a happy ending massage today . Pm me for info on that.

So this is where the trip reports are! I have been looking in the wrong place.

Thanks for the report John, good info. I used to love Jaco like 10 years ago, but not so much the last few years. Plenty of hotties still, but I am not into the type that seems to dominate there - the conceited fake everything type. But the part about massage parlor with Happy Ending in Jaco interests me. I will be in CR next week and spending a couple of those days in Jaco for fishing so I would like to check that out. Any chance you would share that info here? Location, rate, # of girls you saw there, were they hot? Not sure why that is considered PM info only, seems very useful to the board, that is kind of why these forums are here.

Thank you

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Thanks for the trip report!
Same here I don't like tattoos and fake boobs.


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I hate tattoos, piercings, and fake titties as well. Want to have some fun, leave a sharpie by your bed and if the girl with tattoos is shitty in bed, grab the sharpie while you still have your dick in her and tell her you want to add a little something to her artwork. You will get a ride you will always remember at that point.

Well my bros the trip is over. Sitting in the airport now. Last night was another sham. Had a young girl, 18, and she wanted to bring her friend along. Terrible session. they were laughing and talking to each other in Spanish the whole time. Asked me " why you not have more money" probably 10 times (only gave them $100 total). Told me to hurry up and C*m several times. No kissing. Wouldn't even give me a handjob without a condom. Wtf? And then they stole my tablet and phone charger when I was in the bathroom and ran out. phucking cunts. If I got herpes from that other girl I hope I gave it to them. No symptoms yet thank god. overall, I had one excellent session, one pretty good session and 3 horrible sessions. Total damage = $1,500 for 3 days including flight and hotel and a fun atv tour.

I don't think I'll be back to Costa Rica. Thailand is 1000x better than this. The girls in Thailand work at the bars so they're accountable for shit. Here the girls arnt accountable for anything. And hardly anyone speaks English. In Thailand they all speak at least some English. phucking some rando who dosnt speak English, has fake tits, tattoos and dosnt give a shit is not my idea of fun. I'd rather Phuck a doll.

Stay away from princess massage if you want happy ending. I'm not going to post the place with a happy ending because they're trying to run a legit business. I could tell she didn't do it often. If you contribute to this board and pm me I'll give it to you though.

Maybe I'll give Costa Rica one more shot, but not jaco. Idk.

I stopped in a massage business right where the bridge is in Jaco and a got a happy ending. There is really no name outside and it was the first time while I was recieving happy ending I was also fingering her. I met her after work (Los Amigos) and we rode in her car back to CROCS for toda la noche($100)

brutal
file under trust your instincts

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