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0ne afternoon, 2 wingman and I took a a nice 21 years young smoking hot chica from the night before to Manual Antonio for the day ( my boys wanted it & she was game too). We rented a room at the La Mariposa and kept our little friend down in the room while we all took turns As the desire arose...

So the 3 of us dudes are drinking at the infinity pool bar (in the pool on stools) with the pano view overlooking MA and enjoying life.... truly spectacular view!

We notice 2 local affluent couples in their late 20s also in the pool. One of the Ticas from the couples was flirting with us (she looks very European and aristocratic so we figure she is from the Costa Rica elite class). She just stepped away from her friends and totally started to hang with us (small bar pool).

It's clear she is trying to make her boyfriend/fiancée jealous I guess, by chatting us up. Not sure where other girl went, but the one Tica spoke Great English and talked for 90 minutes straight while her 2 guy friends just said nothing and stayed away from us (but could hear everything said). I think she might of been a 27 year old virgin - I don't know.

She wsa very self-absorbed ( Like Express321 ) and just kept talking about herself and never realized that every 20-30 minutes, one of us old dudes would disappear for a while.


"Me, me, me, me.....she said." She really thought she was teasing us old Americans and letting us know not only how great she was, but that she was not accessible to common foreigners like us..."I, I, I, she said..."

As fate would have it...

We finally let our little smoking hot 21 year old, join us at that pool...her arms hanging over the infinity edge, she was slightly kicking her legs in the water.....mmmmmm....I still remember that ass - tramp stamp and all! (Like the opener in Magnum PI when Tom Selleck is grinnng cuz he is helping that nice young girl snorkel!!)

Well. It took our new aristocratic Tica about 2 full minutes to digest the visual que's in front of her....
- smoking hot chick in pool in tiny bikini...
- each of us old Americans slap her hard ass affectionately and receive a sloppy kiss..
- real genuine laughter achieved with intimacy between 4 of us
- naughty whispering and giggling

First her two guy friends started to chuckle under their breath. Than the bartender starting laughing...Than full on laughing by the Ticas 2 guy friends. Than we all started laughing....everyone but The Princess....

The Aristocratic Tica was so confused and befuddled for 30 seconds give-or-take...

She must of thought to herself, "why is that 21 year old local girl,with a body to die for, laughing and drinking with these old gringos....and where did she come from?"

Remember, she was soooo into herself and what SHE was doing she was unaware of what was happened no around her and quite frankly gave of the vibe that she didn't care.


When the light went on - the Tica blushed after realizing she made a spectacle of herself for being so ignorant...she politely got out of the pool had retired in haste. Her two guy friends were in stitches they were laughing so hard...they gave us the "thumbs up" when they followed her out!

I bet those two Tico guys will never forget that day! Me niether....

Great Gadsby!


God I love Costa Rica.

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Great story!

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What`s there to be so "befuddled" about? Any Tica, especially one with more than a 6th grade education can figure out that three old fucks can hire a prostitute. Some of these stories give new meaning to the words self- delusion and grandiosity, not to mention boredom in the golden years. Next.

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Yup, that's me to a T

(Here is a big "Richards Simmons hug to you Express321. You can be as mean as you want to me, but I know you're just hurting inside...I want you to know someone out there cares about you!)

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4 edits total?? Well this isn`t the first embellishment to this story, rest assured of that. So you parade out a hooker in front of a socialite? You just became an even bigger tool in her mind, that`s all. Next story por favor.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q ... LchcrYyifg

Just listen to the first 45 seconds, substitute San Jose for L.A. and "I'm retired here, I'm a monger" for "I live here..."

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I am with you Bulldog!! I feel the same way up here in the US. We are in a good position!!!

CostaReeker

Great story by the way, I believe the Tica was confused as to why the with all her Pu$$y powers and the offering hint of potential sex, why weren't these guys worshiping her.

Worship me, DAMN IT !!"

No looks like your failed to follow the narrative. The "befuddled" part didn`t come until the prostitute was paraded out, in which case there is nothing to be befuddled about in a land of legal prostitution. Any old coot can buy a prostitute so big deal. In her eyes they were just bigger tools.

Lame story but probably a load of bs so I`m waiting on the next one.

Sounds good. Better to reject them before they reject you, right? And the monger board, sour grapes dogma regarding US women continues...

Truth is if guys would get in shape and stack away a few million in the bank they would do very well here in the US. However they are just a plane ride away from poor countries where they are actually rich with their average to below average incomes here in the US. And if the women are in enough need they can overlook their giant guts. Isn`t rocket science.

Not trying to engage in this thread.. but I admit this was my problem with chicks in the U.S. for a long time,and it sucks.., and I've had to read too many selfhelp books to conquer this shit
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U.S. women are easy to phuck just don't get into a relationship with them. You don't have to be rich but you do need to be fit and have some game. All the game usually required is some self confidence and treating them like a bratty little sister. Works a charm. Just don't give a shit about the outcome and let them know it. Cannot speak about the rest of the country but in central Florida, fit middle aged guys who are not rich or paying easily bang twenty something hotties. Build some muscle and grow a pair and the U.S. is stacked with easy sex.

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I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

I'm 63 and work out, just under 6 foot and look young for my age, good looking hair. good b.s.er. I can slam any single 50-60+ anytime I want and even occasionally troll mid 40's and up. My problem is I just don't find them attractive, period, no if's ands or buts. I have many lady "friends" my age and we get along great as friends, but when they say "I have a single friend..." I just follow Nancy Reagan's advice...I just say "NO"!!! I prefer 20's and 30's women and unless I have 2+ cien in my hand, it ain't happening...THAT's why I love CR...

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Of course there is an upper age limit on being able to pull the 20's and 30's chicks even when you are fit. I'm 46 and many of my friends are around the same age. Those of us who are fit and have some game do quite well still but I realize that the age limit is fast approaching. I agree with you that any American women over about late thirties to 40 and up is a total no go. Most look awful, have tons of baggage and are a real pain in the ass. I really like the ones in their twenties though. They can still be nice to be around. Something happens to American women at around 33-36 and they lose their minds. I certainly prefer Latinas and Asians to American women but you need something good lined up between trips.

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I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

My huge problem is that I keep moving out of state and without
friends to go out with, not sure how to break through that
no-social-proof barrier. I could go to meetup
groups to meet them but it's kind of transparent
that you're there just for that, and not
interested in the subject of the meeting.

I have a lifetime charter membership to
match.com but there are always those 2 or 3
annoying public meet ups before they agree
to the Netflix and chill date at ur place