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La D,
Was thinking of Ojochal, for retirement, just how seedy is it. In the mountains not beach front.
HDR is a long drive.
Jonny, thanks for the explanation.
Regards, 911 Driver

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you a funny man 911 so not sure if you are being facetious
i have no experience in the mountains or honestly a whole lot of experience in the southern beach cities
just my personal observations from walking around and talking to people here and there
having been a few places in the world i just learned to trust my instincts as the guy who obviously isn't from there
i tend to notice people noticing me and sizing me up
noticed a lot of that in the beach towns in and around dominical
then again i've felt that in san jose as well
some might call it paranoia i call it self preservation

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

Hey you need to plan a trip when I am down there. I have gotten to know a quite a bit of the coast from Tamarindo to Panama and you are welcome to explore with us and have some fun. My girl is an awesome wingwoman. There is a lot to consider about moving down there but I have been learning a lot over the last 3+ years renting a house there.

Drive on my Brother!!

Tampa? I used to live in Tampa, my impression is like the rest of the USA, it's hit or miss and seldom sweet fun girls like CR. You trolling Hillsborough Blvd? I might visit a friend of mine in Tampa in a week or two, if you know of a hot spot there please fill me in! I live in southeast Florida and hit the strip clubs looking for one I can trust, befriend and have come over. I spend a few excessive bucks on doing that and when I do find one acceptable, $200 or more is the going fee, only a few are as receptive and interactive like Nicas and Ticas. Usually I get lucky with recent Cuban arrivals, quite prevalent over here, American girls, even Latinas born here are often clock watchers and rigid. Forget white girls...

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You are 100% correct about the sweetness, DIamond dolls in largo and pink pony Tampa have Cubans available, Kim's a nice AMP in Tampa, got a bbj in the back at Atlantis last visit. Next visit lap dance with bbj. $0 tip. lol

Studio x, ritz. Utopia in Clearwater ,Etc All the aroma therapy places are whore houses.

Or just go the nice clubs during day OZ, DD if she doesn't want to play there grab some #

if she doesn't have her K*ds later..

Live strip club in Tampa
https://2001live.com/landing

Thanks for the advice, I remember I lived in Tampa in the mid and late 70's, the popular strip club was that crazy place on Hillsboro that looked like a space ship. Back in those days, across the street was a small non descriptive bar where hoes operated somewhat like they do in the HDR or Sportsmans, you would walk in and each table had a hoe, you would look around and sit at the table with the ho you liked and negotiate a deal, there was a no tell motel behind it, they knew the drill. Most of the time the hoes had a room, you didn't have to pay that. After getting your pounding in, the Waffle House was a place to wet your appetite, open 24 hours, we had many a 3 am breakfast there. I was only around early 20's so in those days so I could get great tang for free, but occasionally me and my friends would go there for the debauchery. I worked with an older guy who was married, sometimes he would pick up the tab and go with us telling his wife he was going to play tennis with the younger guys, we looked a little odd going to that place in our tennis outfits...

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When's the funeral again?

With apologies to Don Henley for the changes;

On a dark disembark at San Jose Airport, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of coitis, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Del Rey
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Del Rey
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here (except Easter and Christmas)

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty chicas, that she calls friends
How they dance in the Key Largo, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up room service,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"

Welcome to the Hotel Del Rey
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel Del Rey
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
'Relax' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

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That is some seriously funny shit Brother NG.. you have the kind of sense of humor that I really appreciate! (warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air!!)

I hope it isn't the warm smell of "colitis" which would be rather stinky. The smell of "coitus" would be better if it is your own and a hot chica.

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Lol, chuckle of the day. Thanks guys.

You can check out any time you like, as long as it's before noon.

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You can check out anytime you like, JUST MAKE SURE TO PAY HER AT THE END!!

ps Warm smell of Colitis, wafting up through the air!! Please don't forget the average age of us mongers!!

You can check out any time you like, just pay her to leave.

This thread gets better with age!

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