www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I saw this add on Craig's List tonight:

"Tranquility With A Whisper of a Sensual, Feather Soft, Erotic Touch"

I read further and this is what she said:

"Please Read Throughly Over My Ad Prior To Contacting Me..Thank You

My services are best suited for discriminating gentlemen who are seeking a "relaxing sensual body rub". Someone who truly appreciates the therapeutic benefits but also desire a sensual touch. So when looks,erotic skill,and sensuality are important attributes, look no furthur.

Originally from Carolina, I am 29 yrs old and I stand at 5"6, 120 lbs,with Blue eyes. My measurements are...34C-24-32.(Silicone Free). I work in the Medical Field in South Florida, so I am very discreet and appreciate discretion in return. The picture to your right is my real picture and 100% accurate.

I keep my make-up light and very natural looking. I am also very clean, hygienic, and d/d free and appreciate same with my clientle. I provide a private, comfortable, and discreet location.

****Please only mature, discreet, professional gentlemen 40 yrs and up ONLY..No exception

And the part I really liked:

****Not F/S, everything is done by hands ONLY.

Rates
140 - 60 mins
120 - 45 mins
100 - 30 mins

**I am aware that my rates are slighty higher than other sessions, despite this admonition, if my rate is too high for you please allow me to suggest that you find a session where rates more closely approximate to your financial comfort level. I take great pride and time to provide you an ultimate and relaxing session.



Now, I've been feeling a little cranky lately, so I thought I would channel some of that negative energy her way. Here's what I wrote to her:

$140 for a "hands only" massage with rules up the wazoo? That's "tranquility"? Actually "tranquility" is going to Costa Rica or Rio de Janeiro, where women aren't afraid to be just that. 4 massages with you just about buys the airfare.

I'll be heading there again in August, & Rosilene awaits:

At this point I posted a smokin' pic of this garota from Belo Horozonte, Brazil. I continued....

Typical 22 y.o. garota, charges $200 Reals (about $85), sleeps over, kisses, cuddles, and LOVES sex with no rules. (Condom for vaginal and anal sex, of course.) Friendly, and couldn't possibly have a better attitude.

It's American women (like you) who push us to explore Rio, Costa Rica, Colombia, etc., with living and breathing women. While we have you gringas to thank, I wish I hadn't wasted so many years, thinking American women were the norm. If you'd like to see more, let me know. Better yet, if you want some good, sexy digital photos, let me know. Based on what I saw on your website, you need them.

Good luck, & don't worry. The bushes are full of suckers, so keep rattling them & I'm confident you'll have no trouble augmenting that medical salary with your hands. Remember, hands only! No deviation!
Ciao

Classic sh*t dude!
Sparky

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Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

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I want to know what the phuck this has to do with if it is "hands on only"

but I don't know about anyone else, but if she looks good and I'm paying $140 I am phucking something!

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"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Yeah but she never describes the warts that are all over her hands from touching so many dicks. I know of some Gringas who actually get $200 for an hour of the same shit. Your response,Jazz,is a classic. Don't expect a response.lol

Was it a picture of her "feather soft" hands?

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YO JM,

Congratulations, and "four thumbs up" for you! I've been wanting to do exactly wht you did to this "smoke & mirrors" pig since her adds started popping up everywhere on varios sites (using various names, of course...Molly, Michelle, etc.):

http://independentgirls.com/indiboard/i ... opic=38765

and:

http://soflacompanions.com/forums/index ... topic=4994
...click on "My Webpage" at the bottom for a pic of her oinking at the moon.

Same scammer: Probably wears latex exam gloves to service her "marks".

Thanks for layin' it out for her. You da man!

CCP

I browse the NYC Craigslist occasionally when I'm bored and the shit I come across is mind-boggling. Some idiots are paying $200-250 per hour for a "sensual body rub". I seriously doubt there is anything sensual about it. Then you have the "models (I think they only do this when they aren't working in Milan or Paris)" who are charging $600-1000 per hour.

Are these people (I mean both clients and providers) completely out of their minds? Is CL some kind of bizarro world? From the reviews (mostly complaints) that guys post, it seems that almost all the pics they post are fakes too. The cow that shows up looks nothing like the pic.

-Orange

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Here's another one of her "porcine pics"...reminds me of a beached whale, actually!

http://www.mysweetmolly.com/
...click on "pictures" on the left (be sure you're sitting down..).

Talk about "fakin' bacon"! Good for a Sunday afternoon laugh!

CCP

Jazz Musician that is classic! We should cut and paste your reply and send it to twenty gringa providers maybe they'll get the message lol.

Grey Ghost another annoying thing is providers will post how "classy and elegant" they are or that they are college educated, as somehow this will make you ignore the 30 pounds of lard they are holding on their hips.

Crem - I had no idea her "reach" was so pervasive. Thanks, and the difference in the earlier pics and those last ones of her on the bed are amazing.

Goal - Being a S. Florida guy, you know we have it better than much of the nation, but if Nebraska is a 1 and Indiana a 1.5, then Miami is a 3 and Costa Rica is a 10. Brazil is so far off the phuckin' chart, I can't see the phuckin' number.

It's possible to cultivate a small harem here (in S.F), where the girls will cut you a break, but it's still not ideal because so often they're sub-par. If you pay top dollar you'll likely get better looks, but with attitude, cbj, etc.

It frosts my ass when I run across attitudes like this bitch's. If those reviews of hers are to be believed, then we know where the real blame lies; with the hapless fellows who support that mediocrity and then write good reviews.

A couple years ago I was living in this platonic "Three's Company" type situation with two girls, we were all in our mid 20's and from very different walks of life. One of my roommates was a massage therapist... she was tomboyish but still irresistably cute, and she had this way of making every guy she met want to be her friend.. ironically, she was batting for the other team (if you catch my drift). She was into aroma-therapy and zen-feung shui type crap and you'd almost think she was a kook if she wasn't so damn cool at the same time.

Anyways she would "work on me" several times a week so she could try out new techniques, but also becuase she knew that with so much stress at work, it helped maintain my sanity. She eventually joined the peace corps.. and is as happy as she can be. I quickly realized how much missed those massages.. and though there was never anything sexual about them, the withdrawl i had from them was like a blueballs-type feeling..but not in my loins.. tough to explain

Now my girlfriend would try to give me massages, but they ended up leaving me more knotted up than before. I found two things to be true, a professional, experienced massage therapist is worth the money... but i only go with women, not because of the sexual connotation, or that men can't do the same level of massage, but simply that i like the feel of a non-girlfriend womans hands.

I don't want to phuck my massage therapist, even if she happened to be smoking hot... it would ruin the experience for me.. in fact i don't even want to talk to her while she is working on me. That time is about me just relaxing...my mind a million miles away.

This usually runs me between 30 and 45 an hour, and i do this maybe once or twice a month.

I suppose my point here is that while I have a girlfriend (and she's a knockout) who is more than willing to give me a rubdown, I prefer the hands of a stranger and gladly pay for it... but it is what it is... they don't purport themsleves to be some sexy siren ready to fulfill my every fantasy, and i don't expect it to be anything more than a massage.

Even if these poor saps are not fooling themselves into thinking they will be getting more than an unenthusiastic rubdown for the small fortune these ho-bags are charging, they are probably just touch-starved... and are ploping down the money without thinking simply to get a little attention.

Here in the states i get the sex for free and pay for a good massage...

down there I'll pay for the good sex and get a free massage with the deal..