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Why all this sudden paranoia about "und***ge chicas"?

If you are taking her to LA, you met her at SL or HDR or Key Largo (essentially HDR) or an MP, etc. IF her cedula fools the security at the HDR, it will fool SL.

And while I have met some very nice (fun) chicas at SL, there also a bevy of hardened, more mercenary types. Some of which are FAR from under age. And some are 20-somethings.

Actually during my recent stay at SL I noticed a greater percentage of "plump" hard older types. Maybe because they were obviously pissed I was wired up with mi novia (and they told her they were after her for it - sorry, ladies, you weren't going to see my money anyway).

There were still some excellent options.

At 11 PM SL is closed (football exceptions). So you are going to have to roll to the HDR.

The 5 minute walk from LA to SL is nothing, day or night.

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In exile in pu*sy prison

SL
Chicas on site, many are good looking and good providers
Lots of gringos if you want to get advice or find a wingman
Free sports on TV, including all pay per views (MMA, Boxing)

Amistad
All-inclusive option
Excellent food
Quiet/more relaxed atmosphere

-Security isn't an issue at either place. I'm not even sure what you mean by "security", like people getting into your room at gunpoint? CR isn't Colombia, no need to worry about it.
-Protecting yourself from und***ge chicas is YOUR responsibility, not the hotel's. In the end, if you get busted, you are going to "pound me in the ass" prison, not the hotel employee/owner, so use good judgment. Don't take young-looking chicas, or take the risk that she is using a fake ID or she has slipped through. And don't overdo on the booze, it plays tricks with your brain.

HDR "security" is only concerned if the chica is banned from HDR, they barely even look at the id, much try to match the pic with the face or birthdate. I would not put my freedom in HDR security's hands.

The HDR scans cedulas with a camera system - so does Key Largo.

And we're thinking that SL security is concerned with anything else?

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In exile in pu*sy prison

if you are going to the SL at 11pm to find a chica that would be a mistake
all you are likely to see are drunk mongers getting ready to pack it in because the place is about to close
in the past Alberto would be one of the last there carrying on RIP sausage king
better to catch a cab to HDR at that hour

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Where he better only pull a 60-year old to be sure she's not under age!

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In exile in pu*sy prison

1) You're not going to find a plethora of chicas at 11 PM at SL;
2) Both SL and HLA check cedulas, so you should feel safe on that regard;
3) The 1 block between SL and HLA is pretty safe. You might run into drunk gringo mongers coming back from SL.

On another note, if your trip is imminent, you better pick up the phone quick and call both places to see if they have rooms available.

mh

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You are overthinking this.

Any question? Ask to see her cedula. Could she be an international mastermind-level criminal with a false cedula? Sure - it is possible.

HDR and it's sub-venue Key Largo scan the chicas' cedulas with a camera system. SL has a pre-screen system for the chicas that are allowed in the bar - some one has examined their cedula. LA takes the chica's cedula and holds it. For 'non-SL' chicas, their security logs them in and checks them against their banned list. Taormina makes a copy. The Sleep Inn has you fill out tons of paperwork before you pay.

It is in these places interest to be vigilant (by CR standards). Immigration raids (for illegal Nicas, etc.) or vice raids (for und***ge chicas) are bad for business.

The und***ge ticas are busy phucking their tatted up bad boy tico boy friends and getting pregnant at 14. If they start 'working' after they get thrown out of the house they do it on the street.

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In exile in pu*sy prison

A few points.

1. It`s doesn`t take any "mastermind" to use a friend or relative`s ID, so from the start your glibness undermines your credibility. Checking the IDs of younger looking chicas is not only not a waste of time but an excellent idea. If they are legit they shouldn`t mind at all, while it can earn you points for being conscientious.

2. If you think all the und***ge sex workers in San Jose are working the streets you are a moron.

3. There`s no ID scanner in use that can match the face of the one carrying the ID with the picture on the ID itself.

4. It`s ultimately the responsibility of the John to determine the age of the hooker he has relations with. No complaints that someone else failed in some alleged "vigilance" will be accepted as a defense.

5. This all applies to the MPs as well, where who knows what IDs or lame excuses for IDs may or may not have been checked.

6. I believe we settled this self-same topic a few years ago with Mucho Gusto`s chastisement of Bashful Dwarf, who to his credit took the corrections very well. The conclusions should have been made a sticky.

And as an aside, is this MM3 the latest incarnation of Sirlm, the guy that chirps on and on self styling himself as an expert on everything then throws a crying fit when someone questions his reasoning? I`m honestly not sure but is food for thought. He just never has been satisfied talking to himself over in the other forum...

You've convinced me. They are all und***ge. Can't believe anything - all of them have fake cedulas or their dead aunt's. Won't monger any more. Even the worn-out ones holding up the drunks at the bar have got to be.

And I have no idea who the phuck "Sirlm" is.

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In exile in pu*sy prison

Ah, here we go again. Maybe express321 is Greengo.

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Don't know about you guys but the chica always gives me shit when I ask to see her cedula

Usually say they don't like showing the pic but who knows what's up..

Kinda sounds like you are describing yourself. Pot meet Kettle.

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So, to recap:

1. We cannot believe the cedula because they have a fake one or borrowed someone's or whatever.

2. We should ask to see the cedula, which even if it says they are of age is fake or someone else's.

3. Every place is infested with und***ge chicas and you can't believe the cedula you've asked to see (and the truth is that done of us is Dick Tracy or CSI: San Jose and probably couldn't spot a fake good enough to fool the 'doorman' security under any circumstances anyway).

Yup. No more. Just stay home crnewbie903 - it's the only responsible thing to do.

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In exile in pu*sy prison

From a recent thread. You ought to read it all. Pretty much what the OP said he was going to do and you're trying to talk him out of it. I've seen many cedulas and very few actually look like the girl. They constantly change their looks from hair style, color, etc. If it walks like a duck........

(BangBang57 wrote:
Those of us who have been in this game for a few years, especially here in Costa Rica have a saying: "If she looks too young (under 21) and there is any doubt at all about her cedula, RUN!!!!

Orange wrote:
Exactly. There is one sure fire way to avoid this nonsense. Don't pick up young looking chicas. And don't say that even if they look older, they can still be young. Ummmm, NO! Every last one of us can tell when a chica is definitely not a minor. Yes, she may be 26 or 28, but you will be sure. God forbid!
If you want teens, keep in mind that security and staff at most hotels do a piss poor job of actually verifying a cedula. You are basically taking a risk.)

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