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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:18 pm 
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I was thinking the same thing. Post a video of how all that goes down. Funny stuff


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:38 pm 
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+2 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We need a video.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:45 pm 
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Orange, this is twice in one week that we think alike. It is starting to scare me!


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:55 am 
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It's supposed to be ACIDIC. That's her natural defense mechanism against "invaders." Less than 7.0 is acidic.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:27 am 
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Wow you guys!! I am so fu*king proud of myself for turning a simple question into CRT's first "Science Class"!! But in all seriousness.. this is still a "haunting question" for me. All of my life, I have been trying to learn as my own "personal guinea pig" (with mucho varied results).. but any advice that you guys have learned along the way, will be greatly appreciated. Thanks Brothers, j99


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:18 am 
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It's easy. I just strap on my war surplus gas mask, with a hole cut for my tongue, and go to town!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:40 am 
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One rule I abide by is the kiss test. I don't go down on one I wouldn't kiss. You say, Why be with one you wouldn't kiss and the thought comes to mind that there are several around that give bbbjs to die for. Everyone knows who these women are and many experience their services. The idea of kissing one knowing that I am probably the 6th guy of the day is kind of a turn off. Also knowing that the kitty has seen a multitude of snakes tends to mess with my mind as I am contemplating diving in. I generally seek innocence over experience for this very reason. I relish the look on their faces as they reach a climax.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:56 am 
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Pops wrote:
The idea of kissing one knowing that I am probably the 6th guy of the day is kind of a turn off. Also knowing that the kitty has seen a multitude of snakes tends to mess with my mind as I am contemplating diving in.



Messes with my mind... BIG TIME! For this very reason, I don't go down on these gals. Just a personal preference I guess.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:45 pm 
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Just like always, Pops hits the "nail" right on the head. I had the supreme honor of meeting Pops in person and crossed paths with him multiple times during my last visit. I cannot imagine a better friend to hang out with down in the beautiful country of Costa Rica!! j99


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:25 pm 
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911 Driver wrote:
I carry PH test strips, like the kind you check hot tubs and pools with.
They sometimes get a little skittish about dipping in the pond so to speak but here
are the results you should use:
0-5.5 highly acidic breeding ground for much flora and fauna.
5.5-6.5 lick at your own risk.
6.5-7.5 get your nose and full face and just bury it in there.
7.5 and higher a little risky as some bacteria flourish at that level.
It's just that simple.

Regards, 911 Driver

:lol: so you start kissing the legs and the area, slip in the PH strip you already have in your hand and then excuse yourself to the bathroom for a quick read. brilliant!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:34 pm 
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I guess my scratch 'n sniff method is old school.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:10 am 
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HELL NO! Not unless she is going to pay me, and she took a shower first. I have had more than several ask for it and I always say the same damn thing. Me pagas mi amor??? Of course the answer is no.

I am paying for my pleasure not theirs, but I guess if you enjoy that then go nose deep in that twat just hope she didn't let her tico novio or favorite gringo go bareback with a sticky creampie an hour or so before you put your mouth on it... hahahahahahahahahaha.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 3:13 pm 
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Sometimes we just have to take chances in life. Going down on a working girl is a risk. It probably becomes a greater risk the more miles she has on her. Then again eating that french fry is a risk after shaking hands with your buddy who forgot to wash after taking a crap. Chances are neither will kill you. Then again it may not be your day. Don't think I want to spend a lot of time worrying about either. I've been having sex for over fifty years now. I doubt that I have ever given a woman an orgasm simply by intercourse alone. I'm not small, probably above average in size, and in my youth I could pound a woman for an hour without missing a stroke. Taking this approach never got the result I wanted. I had plenty fake it. I had women who knew how to get themselves off while I was phucking them. But actually getting them off just didn't happen and with good reason. It is difficult to stimulate their clitoris the way it needs to be stimulated in order for them to get off. It is hard enough to do with your tongue and fingers when you can actually see and feel what is going on. Picture how you feel when a woman grabs you like she is holding a snake and tries to jack you off like she is driving nails, or tries to chew the head of your dick off. Why should I care if I get her off? I have found that until I get a woman off, she is just going through the motions. Her idea of going through the motions may be enough to please most men but if this is all I get from a woman, I'd just as soon jack off. I want the woman I am with to forget she is being paid and enjoy what is going on to the point that the animal inside her takes over and she is giving back as much as she is getting. I want to feel her meeting my thrusts with matching thrusts of her own. I want her to lay there spent when we finish rather than hop up ready for next. I want her to be thinking about sex with me when she is phucking you.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 3:58 pm 
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Hey Pops, I think you just "painted a masterpiece"!! Bravo!!! j99


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 4:18 pm 
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Pops drove that nail home.

You know you are getting it done right, when the girls want to repeat with you, and they are not interested in the money. I cannot tell you how many times I had girls come up to me and ask to have a few drinks, then we'd go back to the hotel with no mention of money. The girls all talk and if they are talking good about you will become the target. Quite a few times I had girls approach me telling me they were friends with so and so and that I was fun to be with. Once I had a girl bring her friend over to me that was new to the Rey and asked if I would be her first as she knew I would treat her well. I got her number before she left the next morning and told her I would call her when I returned in a couple of months. When I got back in town I called and she said she was no longer working as she had a couple of bad experiences but she would love to meet me somewhere. I continued to call her every time I returned until I met my fiance then I let her know I was off the market. Being different and making sure the woman gets hers first will set you apart and make her want more.......


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