I wish I knew how to set up one of these completely unscientific polls, the results from which would show nothing more than the limited number of guys here who vote in polls.
Hell, I'm so ignorant, I don't even know how to nominate or vote for post of the month.
Sadly, even an unscientific sampling such as this won't reveal the real demographic makeup of the membership. Prolijo's suggested poll choices are terrific.
Here are a few other alternatives for this poll:
1. I tried this website but got shut down by veterans here for asking a dumb question, and never returned.
2. I've visited C.R. numerous times, but have never actually gotten laid...but I write really enjoyable, funny trip reports.
3. I've only been once, but I stayed more sober than the rest of you, kept my ears open, maintained a journal and know how to do research , and therefore think I know what I'm talking about when I write a post to this site.
4. I live in a Spanish-speaking country other than C.R. and speak the language fluently; despite the fact that I've never actually set foot in Costa Rica, I feel that I have something to add when we discuss Latinn culture.
5. I'm just an abusive S.O.B. who loves inciting flame wars, and it's none of your freaking business whether or not I've ever been to Costa Rica. Up yours!
6. I've never been outside the U.S.A., but I know for sure that a certain San Jose nightclub really blows wooly Marino sheep.
7. I've never been to Costa Rica, but I can tell just from visiting this site that most guys here are not normal.
8. I live here. Up yours!
Hope the smileys aren't too subtle or misplaced. The preceding was an attempt at humor, so Admins...please move it to Smack talk if it's funny, delete it if it ain't.
Or just leave it here...
"I'm not a veteran monger, nor do I play one on CRT..."