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Fubar1,
For the love of God man (Allah,Buddha or Jehovah or whoever you worship, maybe your face in the mirror.)
WE ALL UNDERSTAND WE WILL NEVER ATTAIN THE LOFTY HEIGHTS YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED AND PONTIFICATE ABOUT COSTA RICA AND ALL WORLDLY MATTERS!!!!!
For just once give us a phucking break we know you are the most accomplished on this board.
We bow before you highness, we kowtow with your complete understanding of the opposite sex!
I just have a real hard time understanding if it's megalomania or a complete narcissitic compulsion you
have for correcting or trying to elevate everyone to your standards, we just can't compete with one
who has accomplished the unobtanium such as you have!!!
911 Driver

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The happy hour is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en masse or for making overtures toward more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.- Brooks Atkinson

Really do not know what his problem is.
Agree with you 911.

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Softbob

There is nothing either good or bad
but thinking makes it so.
HAMLET

Prof. Emeritus Scuba B. Einstein has been shown to be, by clear and convincing evidence, a phoney and a fraud. He barely goes to CR, doesn't shop at any of the venues that we do, he stays in his crappy room at the Morazon and smokes nasty cigars and jacks off all day. He doesn't go to the HDR which is about 1-2 minute walk from his hotel. He is just one of them know it all wack jobs that has nothing worthwhile to do so he goes on CRT where he can be Mr. Bigshot.

Well said.

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Softbob

There is nothing either good or bad
but thinking makes it so.
HAMLET

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind chatting up the girls and getting to get a feel of them first. I usually have a better experience with them if I do.

But, dammit sometimes I just want to phuck! LOL

I'm just a guy offering my comments and thoughts based on WHAT OTHERS POST AND WHAT THREADS OTHERS HAVE STARTED - that is what we do here - its a message board -

I will tell you I think I'm smart, have common sense, life experiences as well as a lot of time in Costa Rica - I do not think I'm "better" than anyone else - more experienced maybe, a little less clueless (at my most naeive most inexperienced, I never wrote posts like some of the ones I've read here - and not all by newbi's).

Well, you can reinforce and validate all the nonsense you want to Mike - I don't wanna see some other guy read his post - which again, he posted - and think in any way this is what you should do. He posted, my right to comment -

Lets get to the post that seems to have turned up your "ire" today - it was written by a guys who lives in CR, speaks Spanish, calls whores by the term ticas, and - besides drinking to much, seems not to negociate much if all up front.

Mike - you and others can disagree with me - the style, the writing, even my choice of places to stay - but when you try to portray me as you do - you could not be more wrong. And you started it in the first place by asking for details about my personal life. And when you got them, you post I'm BSing, that I really don't go to Costa Rica at all - which is a lie - it does not matter what I post - you come back w/that

And its wrong and highly objectionable to try to portray me as some kind of non traveling to Costa Rican phoney - because that is plain not true - absolute BS in fact.

What is interesting is, the mark of someone with a clue about San Jose is the need not to go to the Delrey - you seem to think otherwise - on this and so much else, you could not be more wrong. I also posted that all the popular monger hotels are somewhat similar in price - so you don't save a ton staying at the Morazon.

And while its true I have not the "need" for the HDR, does not mean I've never been; some years back I stayed there; I average and have for years 3-4 trips a year to Costa Rica - in fact I rec'd a very interesting PM about you and who you really are, sockpuppet. - I could care less.

But I know who you are.......I could write out your "name" but the name is even blocked on CRT - and you accuse me of being a know it all - pot, meet kettle.

What I do object to is that you seem to think by not acknowledging legit points I make and repeating the same bullshit, you are going to make your case. You are not - and you are not gonna bully me into shutting up.

Now to the members of your "Amen Corner" 911 and Isra

If you think the post in question by "Tikalika" (Dumb handle too) was so good, support it - or so bad, offer your suggestions - that's all I did - I did not call into question his mother, or anything else - I saw a post by a guy who should know better and I made some appropriate comments - if he follows what I told him he will have a better experience going forward - or at least not insult Costa Ricans by using their word for women to mean prostitute.

Hey - dummy - what did I say to him that was wrong - yeah, I'm trying to get guys to think - re read his post and tell me you operate the way he does - whats also a little funny is I don't think I was nasty to him -

If you roll his way, great - then you need help too - in fact read his opening paragraph - and tell me if you feel that's the way to do things - in fact, don't bother - I'll do it for you.

I've never done an 'interview', and I very much doubt I ever will. Sure I have been disappointed sometimes, but surprisingly not very often. But then, my tastes are pretty mainstream.

And it goes down from there - so if you want to make a comment vs a personal attack on me, feel free to do so - silence is condoning - and the guy in question is wrong - totally so.

Prof. Emerit-ass Scuba B Einstein, I am not even going to read your post. Like I said before I dont get into post wars with post whores. You have been exposed for what you are a total arrogant blow hard who has very little to be arrogant about. You are not even in the hobby anymore, go away please. Staying in a dingy hotel, smoking nasty cigars and masturbating is no way to go thru life dude. Have you read this before?

Wake up and smell the coffee most of the members of CRT could care leass about what you have to say. Even if they did care they dont need to read it twenty times.

You have not read any - who the Phuck do you think you are to dictate terms to me - arrogance - you define it - short enough for you - afraid you might learn just how wrong you are???????

And for a guy who claimes not to have the time to post, you sure have been posting up a storm lately

I just posted the way I do things, and I really don't care if it doesn't fit some anal retentive's view of the only way to do it. There's so much wrong with the idea that someone has to do it this way or that way I don't even know where to start.

For a self declared intelligent guy you missed the whole point of my post. I personally (no judgement, don't worry!) like to go out and have a good time, have a few drinks, some times too few, some times too many, (I'll work on getting that number exactly right sir! I'd hate to do anything wrong, drinks wise, lol). I have only the most minor interest in knowing whether the girl is willing to do x,y or z, because in my world, I would never want her to do anything she didn't particularly like doing. Funny thing is, it's rarely been an issue. imagine that. I wonder who's doing it the 'right' way if they are so worried (from experience I suppose?) that the girl won't do what you want.

Anyway, I usually prefer to be at least as active as she is, if not more so.

It can be great fun to talk to a girl over drinks and start to discuss the things we are about to do, but frankly, since you don't seem to get it, my thoughts on asking a girl which things on your checklist is she willing to do sounds like what a completely socially inept loser would do. I was keeping my opinion to myself, but hey, if you really want to know, there it is.

Sometimes I even invite a working girl (Tica, Nica, Dominicana, Opita, Rola, Costena, Paisa or whatever, working girl or not) to dinner and a movie. The horror, I know, I must be breaking all kinds of rules.

Sometimes I drink too much and we all know where that leads, well in my case sometimes to a couple of hours of sex without coming, not always a bad thing. But damn I sure do feel good. Sorry if that's not the way it's supposed to be done!

A little lesson for you professor: Not everyone thinks like you, acts like you or wants to be anything remotely like you.

Most of us are perfectly happy doing our thing and enjoying life, and aren't interested in doing interviews, exams, debriefs or anything else that sounds like work, when we are supposed to be having fun.

p.s. the idea that my saying 'Tica's speak a fair bit of english' somehow calls into question my Spanish ability, or thinks that I don't know Ticas are not all working girls is ludicrous. Not that it matters if I say I am fluent or not, who the f cares? I'm sure most readers understood my point, which is, that in CR, a lot more women speak English than in Colombia, for example. Just a generalization, no need to spend the next 4 hours of your life digging up obscure stats from the 'interwebs'. I think you either need to take a pill or get laid, probably both.

prolific

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Excellent post tikalika, or as Mr. Black quotes says "You do CR your way ...and I'll do CR my way"

I imagine Scooby Doo sits in the HDR and Sportsmens watching us, then goes back to his rathole and beats off like a circus monkey.

Hey dummy - you don't interview you get a far greater chance of a shitty experience; its a business deal - believe me she would not Phuck you if money was not involved - not debateable, not the opinion of some anal retentive jerk - does not mean you can't be nice, can't make the situation easier and better -

You post how you do things - I think you have serious flaws in the way you roll - you posted, I pointed out what I thought was wrong - again, for those of you too stupid to realize it - its a message board - that's what we do.

No one said anything about you Spanish skills - or lack there of - the comment was in calling whores "ticas" you should know better - the fact that you think guys made the leap that more in Costa Rica have English skills than in say, Colombia -

If you drink too much, you often have a shitty time - you confirmed this.

Better question for you and your amen corner would be "Hows that working for you"? The way you are rolling is bound to increase the shitty experiences - you posted in the first place - you wrote a post I thought was filled with issues - I commented on those issues and I'm the jerk???

If you want to post, by all means do so - if you think this is an encounter group, or if you think every idea deserves validation, think again - I see someone post some very stupid, wrong things, for the sake of those too new to realize tica does not mean whore, and I really should make my desires and expectations known before we exit to the room, and its not a "date" in the traditional sense - smarten up dummy!

I think you might be Loco Mikes sock puppet - I think Jayzee is a sockpuppet - and I think Loco Mike is a sock puppet of J.O.N.S.I.E a banned poster -

Is that you Ted Kaczenski?