www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Guys;
I am sooooooooo glad I live in San Jose.
Yesterday, the novia came over:
1. Served her a lunch of fresca and grilled cheese sandwich - 1,000 col.
2. Next, a shower togeather, then the best sex in the world. 15,000.col.
3. Went to the Cine for a movie. 3,000.col.
4. Got a taxi back to my place 1,000.col.
5. More of the worlds greatest sex -0-
6. Put her in a taxi 1,000.col.

Total 20,000 col.
Total in US under $50.00

WHAT A COUNTRY!
lvSTEVE

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Hey, your right. At the time I was miffed at her just popping in! and even more so when she told me what the emergency was.

LVSteve wrote:



Dam amigo you never told us you were a gourmet chef. Guess now that you moved over to the "hood" you have gone upscale.

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
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alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Was surfing some news sites and somehow ended up on a ruthless anti-marriage site which makes the occasional gringa-bashing here look like a tea party. No way endorse or promote it but it is some interesting reading. Some of it is funny as hell, much of it true, some kinda sad and the rest, a little over the line IMO... It didn't take long to figure out the guys agenda (he's selling something)
Interesting how it says most guys that travel abroad never go back to Gringas. Is there any hope for all the single CRT guys eventually settling down with a nice American girl? (not after they see this site...)
A few quotes-

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

After my first mongering trip to DR last year i decided i would seek out a "real relationship" so i went on the prowl looking for a non working girl, I signed up on amigos.com and i would ask out girls i would meet at work or at the mall.

At Amigos.com I met 3 girls (well 4 but one never went past the internet stage), At the mall i met a cute retail chick who works at borders, and at work i met a gringa who just moved to Puerto Rico and was living with her mom and new stepdad.

The result of Amigos.com was this. Each girl i set up a first date at the movies. 1 girl showed up right before the movie started (so i missed comming attractions which i hate missing) and left after the movie because she had to babysit, so essentually she got a free movie.

The second girl i would up going on 3 movie dates. She would show me dozens of pictures of her and all of them involved her cleavege and sex appeal. Every time i spoke to her she would complain that i didnt call her enough that i didnt put her in my daily thoughts, blah, blah, blah. Anyway on the third date i figured after all her whinning she liked me and i would get at least a kiss. At the end of the date i lean in for a quick peck kiss and she tells me that im going to fast, that what do i think im doing?, that guys in the past that shes kissed suddenly wind up throwing themselves at her or humping her leg(could it be the cleavege pics?). I told her i didnt want to make out only a quick tap kiss. I refused and so i said goodbye to which she asked me not to be mad and call her. I told the bitch sure and erazed her number that very night.

The third internet girl i spent the most money on because i thought she had allot of potential for something more. She was sweet, smart and sexy (the 3 S's). I took her to the movies, dinner, lunch, her birthday, gifts for that, then were eating after a movie and the subject of religion comes up. And guess what? She tells me me dead serious that I will never have sex with her because she is being true to the lord and waiting for marrige. So i put my fork down and think "okay shes a virgin....lets see how I handle...." When she looks at me and tells me that she is not a virgin that she had sex with her X but that she feels guilty for straying from God (not to mention it helped that her X was a prick to her) and sex is imature and sucks and she will never have sex with me.

To which my only reply at that point was "Check Please"

The girl i met at the book store, I wound up taking to really fancy and expensive italian resturant that set me back 80 dollars and then i took her to a concert of her favorite band Bond which set me back 75 dollars each ticket. Afterwards she never resturned my phone calls. I suspect she went back to her X.

And finally the gringa i met, i wound up phucking the very first date we had. She practically rapped me on that date. Then we continued a sex romp whenever we saw ourselves over the folling day. She then phucked it up when she freaked me out by grabbing my head and looking into my face and promise her that she was the only one. She then called me everyday twice a day. Then she demanded i spend more time with her. I sat her down and told her she was putting to much presure on me to which she apologized and agreeded to nothing so serious with me. The next day she freaks out on me because I went out with my friends after i spent 3 hours with her that very day. Finally when i end it, she freaks out on me begins to cry and begs me .......begs me to take her back. I thought she was going to kill herself or something.

After that I decided that "non pro" women in general are out of their ever loving mind. If you are in good shape and have a decent job not to mention know how to not give a shit then the "normal" women will flock all over you but if your like me a hefty guy with a decent job who actually cares about women then you are just in for a world of hurt.

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Excuse me, but, surprise surprise, I just have to add my two cents here. I may be the last person around here qualified to offer relationship advice given the fact that I’m single and never married. However, I’ve had more than my share of first dates, including many that resulted from the internet, and have learned a thing or two from my experiences. The two worst things one can do on a FIRST date are going for an EXPENSIVE dinner and/or the movies. This may surprise some, but has become so painfully obvious to me that it actually surprises me that it took as long as it did for me to figure it out or that so many other guys haven’t figured it out themselves.

Why are those two things so bad? Well, to begin with when you go out on a first date the primary goals should be to have a good time, of course, but also to get to know the other person better so that you can decide whether they’re really someone that you want to pursue further. Scoring some tail is always a very nice bonus, but in most cases shouldn’t be your primary goal, at least not if your hope is to establish an ongoing relationship. The focus should be on who you are, who you’re with, what you’re doing, and not how much you spend.

So how do the expensive dinner and/or the movies fit into all that? Well, Coqui said it himself about the movies. You go and you spend most of your time not even talking to your date. So how are you going to get to know them like that? Similarly, does an expensive dinner really say anything about who you really are. Remember what I just said in the last paragraph about emphasizing yourself and not your wallet. If you spend an inordinate amount on your first date, it usually can only go downhill from there. Most of us can’t afford to do that every time we go out or if we can would rather not if we don’t have to. Does it make any sense to spend that type of money on a girl that we don’t even know if we will want to see again, rather than on a girl you’ve seen before and know you do? If you spend a huge sum on a first date, what sort of expectation does that set up with your date for future dates? For that matter, what type of girl is going to be more impressed with some expensive dinner than just having a regular time with a nice guy? Spending alot on dinner or doing anything else that emphasizes your relative wealth and then being surprised when it attracts gold-diggers makes as little sense to me as the girl who advertises her cleavage being surprised when she attracts guys that want to dive into it. I’m not saying take her to McDonalds or anything, but take her to some place decent but not too flashy. If she wants to see you again, at least you’ll know it’s because she is interested in you and not just in getting an expensive meal for free.

Allow me to interject another pointer that came to mind from another thread. When going on a first date, do NOT go for any heavy drinking. First, you don’t want to get sloshed if you want to form a good impression. But also you want to get to know your date for who she is and not what she is like while under the influence, unless in fact that is what she is – a drunk – in which case you shouldn’t want to get involved with her anyway. A few light drinks to loosen up is okay, but save the heavy drinking for later on in your relationship when she’s finally driven you to it.

Okay, so no expensive dinner or movies for a first date. So you ask, if you’re so smart, what do you do instead? Well, I’ll tell you and this applies especially to blind dates and/or internet dates (which are effectively blind dates as well). Keep it short and relatively cheap. A lunch date is good because it is by its very nature low key and often limited in duration. If you hit it off, great. Extend it into the afternoon if you can or make plans for later. However, if it turns into a clunker, you can always say “I’ve got to get back to work” and all you’re out is an hour of your time. You can also go to a nice lunch place and still come out for much less than even a regular dinner, without appearing cheap. Maybe an hour is too much. Happy hour is good, if the place you choose is not too noisy, and doesn’t have to last an hour. Remember don’t drink too much before or during. One or two drinks should be all the time you need to decide whether to proceed. Alternatively, meeting for coffee or even for ice cream can work well. The point is you can sit, talk, and decide whether you really like each other in person. If you decide you don't click you can always say you already had dinner plans and bow out gracefully or, if you decide you do, change your plans and pretend to call your friends to cancel and turn happy hour into a night on the town.

Another thing that I like to do is to meet at somewhere like Borders. They usually have some little café where you can sit and talk and which isn’t too noisy. I try to get there early since it is never nice to leave a girl waiting alone (in the case of chicas that’s never a problem) and grab a few books to glance through while I’m waiting. Besides having a book or two on the table will give you a natural conversation starter, particularly travel books (my personal fave) but also relationship books like “Men are from Mars, Women from Venus” (chicks like those types, but you may not like the conversation that ensues) whatever book works to help reveal who you are to her. I haven’t done this in CR but it might work there too if, for example, you have a Spanish Lesson book or dictionary with you that she can see. This can demonstrate to her your efforts to learn her language, which I’m sure she’ll appreciate, but also can actually help you with your language skills if you run into any problems during your conversation with her.

Prolijo quote:

"save the heavy drinking for later in the relationship when she has driven you to it"

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

You got ir right tho, a cup of coffee or light lunch is the way to start.
I must say though, that if Espanol is her first language, she is going to get my FULL attention, whether in US or anywhere else.

Thanks for the laugh Prolijo!

-KS

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Thanks, Coqui and Prolijo for your posts. They were both enlightening, informative and educational. I enjoyed reading both.

Zebra

Ruffnutz,


Your posts are always the best!! ...can definetly relate to the whole story and sorry to hear about the wasted money, but you'll make up for it once you hit CR.

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Hi all new to the boards. Good thread here. I have to agree with Prolijo's advice, right on the money.

I took me 10+ years and tons of money to figure that out. I have not had a dinner date for a couple years and I go to the movies with friends or alone, haha.

What I do is try to do something different and always cut it short. I want them to have a fun time and MISS me. I offer to cook and enjoy a bottle of wine, take a six pack and walk along the seawall, horse back riding, meet at a local place with a nice happy hour (dont stay more than two hours), or just met for a coffee and good conversation. Its amazing the difference it makes and really throws the girls off. My last 20 or so dates have cost me under $50 bucks each time, most under 20.

I have also changed a lot of what I talk about and that has made a huge difference.

I have yet to be corrupted by CR, doh so I am still working the gringas. That will not last too much longer thou, haha.

Flou

My last gringa experience (true story) was last Memorial Day weekend, and was visiting friends in the Kansas City area. I was staying with one of my good friends who is divorced and has several different girl friends; although he takes none of them seriously. Anyway, on Monday morning, Memorial Day, one of his gringa girl friends stopped by after shopping and ended up modeling a new bikini for my friend that she had just bought. Soon after she had put it on my friend popped her top, and she was topless.

The lady really had a good body, and did not mind showing it off. Anyway my friend told ner that I needed a blowjob, and she proceded to take me to the bedroom and I phucked her after she blew me.

I was totally surprised, and as I mentioned this is actually a true story. Man, what are good friends for? He will be visiting me in Colorado during August, and I know that I will not be able to repay the favor.

Denver

I wish that the waiters at fancy (expensive) restaurants would turn and ask me to okay it when a girl orders a "$120 bottle of wine" or some $80 dish, just like the waiters in Pantera Rosa ask you if the girl can order another drink. I think that would be great.

Is it strange that every time I even start to think about a gringa date, I automatically calculate how many BM or MP chicas I can have for the same amount of money that I will spend (or waste) on this date?

-Orange

I think about it all the time, Orange.

Zebra

This was more of a pick-up than a date, but really sucked just the same so I thought id share it. Last week I went to a local upscale watering hole. After reading Rolex's post on time tested psychology, I adjusted my attitude accordingly. After taking a seat at the bar a short, plump blond took a seat next to me. Within 2 minutes of conversation she had informed me that she was an attorny and had a six figure income. For the next hour she bitched about how stressful her job was, how she needed help with her 70 year old house in the Virginia Highlands area ( a very upscale yuppie area of Atlanta). Most every sentece she spoke was a complaint about one thing or another. I just sat there with a smile on my face thinking to myself, yea, yea, yea shut the phuck up, I work all day and try to get out to relax a little and maybe score some leg and I meet a plump self absorbed attorny that wont stop talking about herself By now its about 10 pm and a few other hotties have entered the bar and I cant help but looking there way now and then. When I went to the bathroom I walked by the hotties table and gave them a smile, they all smiled back. I told the plump attorny I was going outside to smoke, she said "you smoke, I was almost starting to like you", I gave her a lame smile and proceded outside to the smoking area. No sooner than I had lite a smoke 2 of the hotties were outside at my table asking if they could join me for a smoke. They were fun. We all flirted and told a few jokes. They did not complain or bitch about anything. During my conversation with them I found out they both had boyfriends and just wanted to get out to relax and have some fun. I forgot all about the attorny inside. Me and the hotties stayed outside and did a few shots together. I was having a really good time with these girls. We had been outside about an hour, the plump attorny walks out there and says to me were have you been, Ive been waiting on you. I said "hey, Ive been hear the whole time". she sat next to me like we were a couple or somthing. The hotties felt the chill and went back inside. I told the attorny I was calling a cab and she offered me a ride home. When we got to my house she asked to come inside to use the bathroom. When she returned from the bathroom she sat down beside me and started rubbing my manhood as she gave me DFK. I wasnt about to turn it down. I told her I was going to bed and she could stay if she wanted. She stayed. We played around a little, I was ready to sink pete's head in hard and deep, I had the head in and she said " you are going to ask me out again arent you"Of course I am, I replied. NOT... She had the biggest phussy I ever been in, I couldnt get a nut, tried several positions for about an hour. I finally quit triying, rolled over and tried to go to sleep. She started crying. I asked what the problem was, big mistake. She proceded to tell me her whole life story. Countless failed relationships with people of influence and wealth. Big deal yea, yea, yea all that shit. Well about 530 am I told her I had to get some rest, she can stay or go but I have to sleep. She left. I was exhausted the next day for lack of sleep. I was a little depressed about the romp with the self absorbed plump attorny, it wasnt worth the time and effort. And oh how I miss Costa Rica,cant wait for my next trip, Raw